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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $45 (Was $50) with Free MAGA Hat Keyring Delivered @ Coffee King

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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $45 (Was $50) with Free MAGA Hat Keyring Delivered @ Coffee King
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AssociatedCoffee-King on 22/07/2024 - 19:23 coffeeking.com.au (1593 clicks)
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TRUMPISBULLETPROOF

We are excited to announce this blend to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.

COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:

Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia

These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.

We have included a FREE GIFT, MAGA HAT KEYRING to complement your morning Roast!

Freshly roasted 22nd July - Will be sent out this week, will arrive before you can even drink the stuff.

Only 35 available!

Groceries Coffee Coffee Beans Key Ring

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  • Ezekiel2320 on 22/07/2024 - 19:25
    +162

    One shot or two?

    • bdl on 22/07/2024 - 19:43
      +13

      Zombieland rule #2

      • WatchNerd on 22/07/2024 - 23:36
        +19

        The MAGA Hat Keyring is worth about AU$1.50 -

        Aliexpress buy 60… USD$55.99 + GST.

        They probably get them cheaper from Alibaba or somewhere else. Not really free either when the price has been jacked $7 from the last post which expired 6 days ago -

        Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $38 (Was $50) Delivered @ Coffee King

        • Quarter Pounder on 23/07/2024 - 08:35
          +4

          As per the comment above, the keychain only has a value of $1.50. The price of the coffee has been jacked by $7

          • WatchNerd on 25/07/2024 - 17:51
            +2

            @Quarter Pounder:

            Availability: 33 in stock

            Lol 3 days later & 188 upvotes, only 2 sold.

            • WatchNerd on 30/07/2024 - 12:33

              @WatchNerd:

              Availability: 31 in stock

              Lol 8 days later & 201 upvotes, only 4 sold.

              • gizmomelb on 30/07/2024 - 23:49

                @WatchNerd: because while this post may have a lot of farquads supporting it and the eX (dead name was twitter) president, they at least have some sense to not spend their money on an overpriced, under quality item where the money is then funnelled off to fund who knows what, or who.

        • poppingtags on 25/07/2024 - 23:14
          +1

          People who think this is a good deal are the same people who think Trump is a good businessman..

        • dyziplen on 22/07/2024 - 20:04
          +5

          Damn, now you are talking to yourself.

      • camelthief on 22/07/2024 - 20:03
        +7

        Always Double tap!

        Rule 2 in Zombieland

      • schquid on 22/07/2024 - 20:26
        +6

        It's a bit on the ear…

      • poboy on 22/07/2024 - 21:00

        Trump asked for two scoops of ice cream while dining as the president. Everyone else got one.

      • TangoCharlieAlpha on 22/07/2024 - 21:04
        +1

        Yes, you certainly missed the joke.

        It's ironic that MAGA gang selected Coffee beans from 3 countries that absolutely hate USA 😂.

    • CookieJacker31 on 22/07/2024 - 20:31
      +7

      Old, stale, dyed orange and full of sh**. If the first shot didn't kill you the second certainly would.

    • Andard on 23/07/2024 - 15:42
      +1

      ITT: People joking about attempted murder

      • Gehirn on 23/07/2024 - 15:51
        +6

        The promo code is a joke about it too, they're also trying to capitalise off it.

      • marcozmitch on 25/07/2024 - 13:49
        -2

        Assasination attempt not just "murder".

        • GregRust on 25/07/2024 - 16:47
          +1

          What’s the difference between assassination and murder? Genuine question.

          • ozbking on 25/07/2024 - 21:28

            @GregRust: Assassination is in secret, while murders are not always in secret

            • AustriaBargain on 25/07/2024 - 22:47
              -2

              @ozbking: The primary difference between assassination and murder lies in the intent, target, and context of the act:

              1. Assassination:

                • Target: Typically involves a prominent or high-profile individual, such as a political leader, public figure, or important person.
                • Intent: Usually motivated by political, ideological, or economic reasons. The aim is often to influence events, policies, or public opinion.
                • Context: Often planned and carried out with a broader agenda or cause in mind, sometimes involving elaborate preparation or conspiracy.

              2. Murder:

                • Target: Can involve any individual, regardless of their public profile or significance.
                • Intent: Motivated by personal reasons, such as jealousy, revenge, financial gain, or emotional conflict. The intent is primarily to kill the individual without necessarily aiming to influence larger events or causes.
                • Context: May be spontaneous or premeditated, but lacks the broader political or ideological context typically associated with assassination.

              In summary, while both terms refer to the unlawful killing of a person, assassination specifically refers to the targeted killing of a significant individual, often for political or ideological reasons, whereas murder is a broader term that encompasses any unlawful killing with various possible motivations.

          • ialam99 on 25/07/2024 - 23:57

            @GregRust: Rich people are assassinated. Poor people are murdered.

      • AustriaBargain on 25/07/2024 - 22:46
        -3

        Trump is basically cancer personified though. The world would be objectively a better and safer place for billions of people if he were to vanish.

        • Lets Go Brandon on 25/07/2024 - 23:35

          The world was a better and safer place with him in office. You'll be reminded once again when he returns in January.

        • mikey13b on 26/07/2024 - 09:40
          +1

          Cancer personified XD, good job swallowing all that sweet coolaid. Try getting some actually critical thinking skills instead of just ingesting whatever you are told to think. smfh

          • AustriaBargain on 26/07/2024 - 09:43

            @mikey13b: The ironing of a Trumper saying that is delicious.

            • mikey13b on 26/07/2024 - 09:54

              @AustriaBargain: The irony is that im not even a Trumper, I'm a person with eyes and ears and a functioning brain who isn't gullible enough to blindly believe whatever the media and politicians tell me to think. Its blatantly obvious that you are, you know this yourself, and we both know you have never spent any time actually observing him outside of news articles and sound bites, which is quite sad.

            • Andard on 30/07/2024 - 12:30

              @AustriaBargain:

              The ironing

              Oh the ironing!

  • P1xellat3d on 22/07/2024 - 19:25
    +163

    Cringe marketing.

      • StackableSnacks on 22/07/2024 - 19:39
        +46

        Yup

      • P1xellat3d on 22/07/2024 - 19:40
        +47

        Voting Guidelines: Issue with retailer: Post appears to be politically driven.

        • Ham Dragon on 22/07/2024 - 20:11
          +6

          Government policy announcements are "politically driven" and yet are posted here all the time.

          • P1xellat3d on 22/07/2024 - 20:15
            +7

            @Ham Dragon: And people usually push for those posts to go to forums. Maybe this post belongs there too?

              • cski on 22/07/2024 - 20:37
                +13

                @Ham Dragon: Well the maga accessories scream politically neutral

              • freefall101 on 22/07/2024 - 22:18
                +1

                @Ham Dragon: So I take it you upvoted this because it's good value coffee with a blend for $45 a kg?

                • Ham Dragon on 23/07/2024 - 10:22
                  -5

                  @freefall101: Trying to make the price argument when talking about coffee is a slippery slope, given the subjective & nuanced nature of coffee. Just check any specialty coffee thread, people trying to compare single origin beans to ALDI products usually get smacked.

                  $45 delivered for a kilo is decent, not Airjo or Lime Blue cheap but it comes with a free trinket to sweeten the deal. It's freshly roasted and comes from a small local business, which I like to support.

                  For those reasons it's worth an upvote. Also, because I think it's clever marketing and the mere inference to Trump enrages so many fragile NPCs.

      • ONEMariachi on 22/07/2024 - 19:40
        +77

        https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/855243

        Was $38 for the 1kg 2 weeks ago. So definitely deserves the neg. They're just advertising now.

        • Ham Dragon on 22/07/2024 - 20:12
          -5

          This includes extras. Therefore, your neg is invalid.

          • FLICKIT on 22/07/2024 - 20:22
            +1

            @Ham Dragon: Maybe the title should read like:

            with Free $7 MAGA Hat Keyring

            • Ham Dragon on 22/07/2024 - 20:25
              -3

              @FLICKIT: "45" is a reference, people seem to be missing the point.

              • FLICKIT on 22/07/2024 - 20:29
                +14

                @Ham Dragon: I don't think anyone cares about '45th', this is Ozbargain and this 'deal' is $7 more expensive than it was a couple of weeks ago which suggests it's just advertising….

                Even with the $1 keyring it's still expensive compared the the last deal

                • Ham Dragon on 22/07/2024 - 20:31
                  -7

                  @FLICKIT: Regardless of what you suppose people think, it's just part of their marketing. The unhinged responses are quite amusing…imagine if users put this much effort into calling out actual shitty rep behaviour, which is a daily occurrence instead of being mad because they dislike the likeness of a US politician.

                • sam-au on 22/07/2024 - 22:04
                  +1

                  @FLICKIT: yep its MAGA stuff believe what i tell you it is the price is real but is it a deal

    • dyziplen on 22/07/2024 - 19:40
      +3

      Its hard to tell if they are trying to court Trump or Anti-Trump supporters. The keyring is obvious for the Trump supporters. But the covfefe is mocking Trump, hence Anti-Trump.

      • Merlict on 22/07/2024 - 20:07
        +10

        Playing both sides so they always come out on top

      • DrScavenger on 22/07/2024 - 20:12
        +6

        covfefe isnt mocking trump. Trump supporters embraced that word

        • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 20:19
          +1

          Not really but okay.
          It’s not even remotely as popular as you think.

        • itshammer on 24/07/2024 - 04:37

          They embraced any mistake he made

          I saw an interview of a crowd member holding a sign it read

          "I'd rather a felon than Biden as my president"

          They will make excuses for anything die hard fans

          We saw the same with Lance Armstrong back in the day

    • Cusack on 25/07/2024 - 13:04

      Cringe marketing that got posted here, got your attention and have all these comments. Marketing 101

  • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 19:26
    +5

    lol, gotta love capitalism..

    • ihfree on 22/07/2024 - 22:20
      +1

      Dodgy free item with inflated value to sell a product?

      Fsck yeah! Capitalism!

      • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 22:28
        +2

        Subjective - Subjective

        Anyways, I was only commenting on the opportunism attempt at the back of Trump surviving that assassination attempt and using that to somehow market your product.

        I am surprised that bothered you so much..

        • ihfree on 22/07/2024 - 22:42
          +2

          Landfill with an inflated value - sounds like a pretty good reason for a neg.

          • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 22:45

            @ihfree: That’s almost all plastic though, so very subjective again.

            And it’s not like you need a real reason to neg anyways.
            We all know ‘Orange man=Bad’. I am onboard with that too.

            • ihfree on 22/07/2024 - 22:52
              +1

              @Gervais fanboy: 0.99usd on AliExpress. I'm negging as it's not a bargain.

              Coffee is cheaper elsewhere according to other posters, though I have not checked that. Based on the previous post, this is a new business with questionable knowledge of coffee.

              The bigger question is why did you upvote this deal?

              • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 23:07

                @ihfree:

                bigger question is

                Subjective

                • ihfree on 23/07/2024 - 08:44

                  @Gervais fanboy: I also like to buy overpriced merchandise from fellow fanboys to show my values and stick it to the other side.

                  As you say, always subjective, especially once intangibles are taken into account.

    • Mike Nolan on 22/07/2024 - 20:03
      -1

      And ain’t there plenty of ‘em 🤣🤣🤣

  • alvian on 22/07/2024 - 19:26
    +3

    Please explain the discrepancy.

    Web page: Availability: 2 in stock Quantity updated on web page.
    Deal description: Only 35 available!

  • Gav on 22/07/2024 - 19:26
    +51

    $7 more expensive than 2 weeks ago… but comes with a "free" keyring.

    • Piccolo455 on 22/07/2024 - 22:24
      +7

      Yes, how is this a bargain?

    • ihfree on 24/07/2024 - 08:12
      +4

      According to OP, that was a stock clearance

      what? that was to clear old stock to get ready for the new batch that has now come through. Can't please everyone

      https://www.ozbargain.com.au/comment/15528480/redir

      Though, I recall OP saying something about sending coffee at it's best time for consumption in the original thread.

  • beigehornet on 22/07/2024 - 19:27
    +38

    can we just not

    • Mike Nolan on 22/07/2024 - 20:03
      +1

      Why not?

      • desync on 22/07/2024 - 20:44
        +20

        it's so pathetic, imagine being this brainwashed LOL

        • SBOB on 22/07/2024 - 20:49
          +12

          it's so pathetic, imagine being this brainwashed LOL

          agreed.. but not in the way you likely mean

            • wrjcu on 22/07/2024 - 22:32
              -2

              @desync: Screech and neg, ahhhh my feels.

            • mikey13b on 23/07/2024 - 10:49
              +1

              @desync: Damn right. These clowns have zero critical thinking ability. All they do is parrot what the talking heads tell them to think, it is so damn pathetic to see.

              • SBOB on 23/07/2024 - 11:31
                +4

                @mikey13b:

                Damn right. These clowns have zero critical thinking ability. All they do is parrot what the talking heads tell them to think, it is so damn pathetic to see.

                Again, agreed.. but not in the way you likely mean

        • Ham Dragon on 23/07/2024 - 10:27
          +1

          The number of negs proves my point. Pure gold. To compare them to toddlers is giving toddlers a bad name.

    • desync on 22/07/2024 - 20:44
      +1

      QQ

  • Joker042 on 22/07/2024 - 19:28
    +52

    Yeah. No. If your coffee is shit enough you need marketing this cringe, I'm out.

  • Velocita on 22/07/2024 - 19:28
    +17

    The stinky deal is back.

  • perfectlydark on 22/07/2024 - 19:38
    +16

    i prefer the trump toilet paper

    • xrayed giraffe on 25/07/2024 - 15:32
      +1

      I took great delight in using it on the day he lost

  • Wh33ls on 22/07/2024 - 19:38

    Equal 33% for 3 parts. So what is the last 1%?

  • bemybubble on 22/07/2024 - 19:39
    +1

    I’m confused. You doing solar of coffee…?

  • sovereign01 on 22/07/2024 - 19:39
    +17

    Not this again

  • askbargain on 22/07/2024 - 19:40

    i <3 coffee

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