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It's quite expensive for 90% mystery sugar. For a bit more you can get 100% Australian honey.

These look much more masculine when permanently attached to the back of your city-bound 4WD along with all your unused camping gear. But…

You'd be lucky to get AusPost to actually come collect the order within 2 days, let alone move it anywhere.

Save yourself from ATO audits.

Can't defecate without listening to mumble rap?

Sounds worthy of a recall. I can think of exactly zero scenarios where it's acceptable for a jack to drop at speed.

I buyu wifu at JBHIFu?

Or get a job that pays more so you don't need support. Back in my day, coal mine, happy for a whipping, kids nowadays etc etc. /s

good deal on [tablets](https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/859046).

Can I offer a set of steak knives to assist with your fine spam? Free now if you pay with credit card.

They, and anyone who happens to be able to leverage the same vulnerabilities, can do a hell of a lot more than just watch your cameras with…

Ew. Don't ever use their apps/cloud for anything, dodgy. VLAN all their gear, ingress only, and setup a VPN to access the NVR remotely.

No. I demand the best picture quality. I must have it for my PS5...

How do I install these in my PS5?

Black exterior, generally rugged looking, pictured held by a hand in fingerless gloves and attached to some sort of nonsensical firearm…

But then you won't get basic, working, features replaced with half-baked AI/cloud/subscription-based crapware? Wait before you think on…

You'll need a heap of load bearing lightbars for that to work.

It's the only way to be sure your next shot is truly fresh, pure, 100% single origin conflict free bean. Small price to pay for peace of…

What are the 4 identical ports in the expansion slot? Looks like mDP but I can't see anything listed in the specs for it.

All about the uplink. My OnlyFans need that 8k cake sitting experience.

Agreed. Dodgy behaviour and their platform is still incapable of handling orders correctly. Sending a confirmation email is such a basic…

Different item but also no confirmation email from an order at 10pm. Get it together guys...

A few layers of paint and the clear coat.

Can't frisbee a brick though. The aerodynamics of these are excellent, with a bit of a wrist flick you can achieve high velocity pinpoint…

Nope. The best minds have tried but they just can't crack the code. Whichever genius cryptographer came up with the GST cipher did their…

Another one of Bunnings' junk home brands. Osram stuff seems to last much longer under the same conditions.

It really brings out the floor to ceiling subway tiles in the bedroom.

Ga'rn, I'll throw in some asbestos pipework and pits for free? It's the deal of the century.

Yeah don't KFC-load beforehand, eat it during the event. You're less likely to vom and you might score a sponsorship for next year.

You know, the **good** one. I can sign you up right now, all I need is your credit card details and a photo of your drivers…