We are excited to announce this blend and the opening of our store to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.
COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:
Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia
These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.
Freshly roasted 14th June
weekend at biden’s?
kamala ftw
Kalamari for the win
How old is biden
@MagicMikez32: Have you actually watched the debate? The may as well have been from different generations.
@elektron: I don't disagree, but the fact is they are both too old to be in such a position, IMO
Caped Baldy is on the money
Edit: I suppose I can't say 'fact is' as well as "IMO", so just IMO, they are both too old.
@Lizard Spock: Too old for Trump or lead? There needs to be an age cut off for politics. The policies put in place will last for decades after they're dead.
@Caped Baldy: So true. Trump's existing maga supreme court will be around till 2060, 2 more picks if he wins this November. Next 2 generations are eff'd.
@Caped Baldy: The voters had two sets of primaries to throw these two idiots out, and 80% of people voted for Trump or Biden. Less than 15% of eligible voters bothered to turn up, and it was barely higher for the Republicans than the Democrats.
"None of these candidates" was second in the Democrat primaries and it's only an option in half of the states.
Really the democrats needed to get together 2 years ago and tell Biden not to run. He wasn't a good choice in basically any election he ran in, he only won the primary in 2020 because the average age of the democrat candidates was 130 and he looked the best chance to beat Trump at the time.
@Caped Baldy: Speaking of death, my American SiL loves to tell this joke:
My father voted republican right up until the day he died, and Democrat ever since.
Actually watched weekend at Bernie’s the other day. Worth a good laugh, but pretty tame by today’s slapstick comedies
Tears of world joy for cause US going down fast (once they stop selling WMD by MIC)
Bruh we're all aussies here who couldn't care less about US politics one way or another. Why not just laugh at the clown show with us?
The US holds power significantly throughout the world, and especially so in Australia. Any wrong moves economically or foreign relations wise in the US will (profanity) us over. You would be stupid deny this reality.
@yilli: And the reality is that you don't have a vote or a say in the outcome no matter how much you post or neg or pretend and fantasise to have hold or sway over world affairs because you have access to information thanks to technology.
Go team red or blue!
@boomslung: If you only cared or expressed views on things you had a direct say/vote in, we'd all be a sorry lot.
@boomslung: This day and age of social media means that most of what comes out is just thoughtless noise and not informed opinion. Just because you can post doesn't mean you should.
But keep doing you. Just don't pretend you know any better.
No one is denying this.
ozdog64, your comment gave the impression of denying it which prompted yilli's reply. It seems unfair for you to claim they have a stick up their arse. They were replying to you.
@yilli: That's why we have to keep our options open and not rely on one country. Yes that includes pursuing good relationship with China.
Yes. We are essentially a vassal state. It's not just Foreign policy and Defence that we have no control over.
Having said that, we don't have a say! Even if we did, it will be under the influence of the media-academic-military industrial complex.
In other words… I couldn't care less.
But at least we have the same colour skin and speak the same language. Like all members of the Five Eyes Alliance.
@cheapskate101: What matters is we keep flexing on the lesser nations who aren't part of the cool kids table at the Commonwealth Games
@cheapskate101: "But at least we have the same colour skin and speak the same language"
Is your suggested skin colour and language supposed to suggest some kind of superiority?
There are MAGAts in Australia too? Shame.
Swing and a miss
Most highly education individuals have more liberal views but keep on diggin that hole for yourself.
@Ghos7: IDK I got a Masters Degree in Data Science so not a genius by any degree, but probably above the semi-literate mark @averycarson
seems to think progressives are at
No IDRC about accidentally typing "highly education"
@Papa Huggies: I beg to differ, ignorance knows no boundaries.
Education plays a part, but how you were raised plays a big part of your attitude.
Education plays a part, but how you were raised plays a big part of your attitude.
Explains all the MAGAts.
You don't even know what woke means.
When I'm in a chronically online competition and my opponent is a person who unironically uses woke as an insult (I've already lost).
Yeah, shame on you for being a political hack.
No. BRICS++ MCGA ;)
BRICS isn't an alliance you (insert slur here), and they never will be.
aaaa another sheeple.. baaa
what does T stand for?
You should ask the English and French right wing people the taste of their tears ;-)
Over the state of highly rigged system (like ours) when parties that get hundreds of thousands more votes get less seats? Yup, it's a crying shame alright.
Sick burn @eightimmortals!
2016 election:
Donald Trump: 62,984,825 votes, 306 electors
Hilary Clinton: 65,853,516 votes, 232 electors
Only 2.9million votes less. I bet you were up in arms at the time!!!!
@EightImmortals: Oh, so it only matters in recent elections. I’m very shocked that’s a point of view you hold
Didn't know you were a Hilary supporter.
I'm just going to leave a slogan favoured by right wing people here for you: "Australia, if you don't love it, leave" ;-)
@EightImmortals: ICYMI it was just irony with a dose of sarcasm to demonstrate the ridiculousness of right wing people using the slogan when the left just want social justice.
Taste of your own medicine, snowflake! (Again, using lingo of the right wing)
@cmyk: Fair enough, pretty sure I never used that term, and if I did I'd have no problems having someone use it on me as well. Especially if I ever got that invested in personality or partisan politics as if it were anything more than the 'circuses' in 'bead and circuses' I'd deserve all the ridicule I got. :)
Make Covfefe great again.
33% Nicaragua beans
33% Colombia beans
33% Ethiopia beans
1% bile.
This stuff is from shit-hole countries!
/s
USA?
Lol, came here to make the same joke but figured I should do a search, surely someone else had gotten there first.
Trump coffee should come from places like Norway.
Great marketing for getting rid of surplus beans. Consumers from both sides of politics and the usual US political fantasists on here will eat it up.
One side will buy it in jest and the other in unabashed celebration.
Not that any of it matters since you don't get a vote in any case.
In other words, this is engagement bait and all you little fishies ate it up.
I think it is funny marketing to riff off one of trump’s more famous late night twitter misspells.
At least you know it was really him I suppose.
Then you look at the posted link and they're also selling MAGA hats so you can be the judge of the degree of the grifting involved
Orange flavour ????????
Unregulated with extra lead!
just 1%!
Gotta feed them that lead, only way to keep them voting for you.
Freshly roasted 14th June
Fake news, 3+ weeks isn't fresh
it’s a trap!
You are forgetting that you can't apply any logic or reasoning at all, just accept it.
Not sure why this question is getting down votes, probably from people that don't know that it's recommended to wait a wait at least a week after roasting before using beans.
Probably because OP is being disingenuous. They're over 3 weeks old by now, so add a week for shipping and they are hitting a month. Which is only 'fresh' by big chain supermarket standards where the beans are coming via a slow international cargo ship.
But it fits in with the general vibe of the original post.
@rumblytangara: I purposely waited until they were ready to drink, to post this… They last for months in Prime Condition I've noticed, just takes week to get there. All good I will send make the next promo within days of roasting. I've never smelt supermarket coffee as fresh as locally roasted coffee, but maybe they have good stuff there, as they now sell $50kg bags too.
@rumblytangara: Never in my life seen a supermarket bag of beans only a month old, usually 3 to 6 months old whenever I've had to resort to buying beans there. Luckily I have a great roaster only 500m from home so don't usually have to stoop to that. I don't see how OP can be considered disingenuous when they quoted the actual exact date they were roasted, can't be any more open than that.
@Maximum64: 30 day old coffee (by the time it reaches you) has just passed it's (probable) peak. And then you have a kilo of it to get through which might take it to two months.
It's different for different beans/roasts, but the testing I've done with a professional roaster friend suggests that 'good' is after just a small handful of days and is still good 2-3 weeks after. But 2 months? Nah.
I can get 2 week old bags at my local deli. The supermarket next door sells the same bags from the same roaster from 2023.
@rumblytangara: I'm not questioning any of that. The approx 7 to 21 days is generally considered an ideal range, I know all that, hence buying my beans from a roaster literally just up the road. We go through a kilo bag every 2 to 3 weeks just the wife and I, we grind ourselves, have done for about 20 years now, yada yada yada. I know it, I get it, I do it, I agree with it. I don't even think it's a terribly crash hot deal myself.
But to call OP disingenuous when they have been blatantly honest with the exact roast date just doesn't make sense. Criticise the deal for what it is, sure, but they have been completely up front from what I can see. It's then up to the potential purchaser to decide if the deal suits them.
Most baristas agree that consuming your coffee beans anywhere between 7-21 days after the stated roast date will give you the best-tasting coffee.
So given that is is now 24 days, then whatever shipping time, I guess that means the 2 week drinking window (above) will have well and truly passed?
Note that others say to consume before 30 days after roasting, but I can never finish 1kg of coffee that quickly.
I always split it up into 250g bags and freeze what I'm not using. Just need to make sure you fully defrost a bag before you open to use it so condensation doesn't form in the bag.
@MambaZone: No matter what quantity I receive, it all goes in the freezer. Research shows that grinding from frozen results in a more consistent grind size distribution.
https://www.nature.com/articles/srep24483#MOESM15
(scroll to figure 4 for the juicy stuff)
Most non baristas would agree too. Some beans are actually best consumed within 7 days.
The rule of thumb is 15/15/15:
Brew coffee within 15 minutes of grinding, grind/use beans within 15 days of roasting, roast green beans within 15 months of purchasing..
These should be roasted on July 4th ONLY! Otherwise they're FAKE drews!
Next Jan 6 roast will be huge
/s
you think u can have the coffee delivered same day? what a smart ass comment…
No. They were saying that they were freshly roasted on that date.
Technically correct.
They meant the coffee bean was fresh on Jun 14 (not rotten (but we couldn't know))
How many bags required to build a wall with?
More than mexico can afford.
Why is this a deal?
It's a yuuuuuge deal!
It's the biggest deal you've ever seen! It's the dealingest deal ever, and you're gonna keep on dealing until you're sick of dealing and then you're gonna deal some more!
Big League
Tastes like the tears of democrats 😅