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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $38 (Was $50) Delivered @ Coffee King

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TRUMP

We are excited to announce this blend and the opening of our store to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.

COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:

Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia

These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.

Freshly roasted 14th June

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        • +1

          News flash! Old mate is actually hilarious! We are all just too uneducated to understand his witty sense of humour! Wow! What a story!

  • +3

    Wow political posturing over douche or turd flavoured coffee. Get a hobby people

  • We're missing 1% beans… makes sense though

  • -2

    I don't think this is helping anyone as evidence by the comments just being political trash.
    Would like if the admins removed this post.

    • +10

      All the attention has lead to the deal selling out. It's helped OP by selling their stock and their controversial choice of marketing has paid off.

      Would like if the admins removed this post.

      On what grounds? Censorship? This isn't America.

  • +2

    Make America grind again.

  • +15

    Not freshly roasted, beans not from premium areas, election still more than 4 months away, so hardly thematic.
    This is just a cheap shot crappy deal trying to score points using politics
    Downvote from me

  • +1

    This deal has obviously upset the Soyjaks and Naarm Neckbeards.

    I think it's a great deal 😎

    • +1

      New buzzword? I guess woke is well pas it’s use by date.

    • I’m not upset I just want Australia to avoid the toxic path that America has taken in “othering” people with different political beliefs and then inserting that into every element of life and society. It’s broken them.

      I don’t want go down the same path. I desperately want to avoid that. So I neg people who take pleasure in “owning the other side”. It’s not healthy it’s not helpful. It drags discourse down into the gutter. The repercussions long term are simply not worth it.

      • Many neggers are certainly embracing the easily offended attitude many Americans hold now.

  • +5

    This in not an official product. I check with Eric and he wants his commission.

  • +15

    We're politicising beans now?
    Keep the gross polarising of left and right politics out of Australia thanks, it's harmful to society.

    • +2

      Wait until you find out how many Pro-Putin and Ukraine invasion supporters there are on this platform. Crazies everywhere unfortunately.

      The Putin supporters will neg me to shit again.

  • +2

    As I suspected, all the negs are not regarding the deal, but people with Trump Derangement Syndrome allowed to run riot by the Ozbargain staff who probably share their views.

    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/wiki/help:voting_guidelines

    • +14

      $38/kg from a wholesaler isn't a bargain.

    • +14

      Eh it's a crap deal by itself.

      It's more stale than Aldi beans, and more expensive than Inglewood (at 2kg+). If a new roaster with 0 track record (and a failed solar panel buisness) can't beat either of them in neither in quality (including traceability) or price, it's kinda just bad value and deserve to be negged.

      • +1

        Failed solar panel business? The website looks amateur but still live.

    • Please read the specific guideline on 'Inappropriate uses of negative vote', it explains what is and isn't revoked by moderators, otherwise it is up to the community to decide.

      When negative votes are revoked:

      The community casts a number of negative comment votes to any comment by the user casting the deal votes.
      A moderator deems your vote to be invalid as it doesn't conform to voting guidelines (see below for a list of inappropriate negative votes that moderators will revoke).

      We have already removed negative votes where no reason were given, as per our list. These included:

      “Commenting just so I can neg”

      “Agree/Same”

      It's been this way for over 10 years now. Regardless of what is posted.

      • +7

        It will probably be hard to convince them the site hasn't been overtaken by the left wing with a Julian Assange avatar.

        • +2

          I thought the left wing was gaslighted into thinking Assange is right wing after Hilary's emails were leaked?

    • I’m not sure why you think that Australia has a made up syndrome that only impacts American residents. Maybe we just don’t want polarising othering political mess needlessly inserted into everyday life and conversation. It doesn’t help discourse and the impact can be observed in America. I’m not sure we should be trying to walk the same path as America. I know it can produce an endorphin rush to “own the other side” but it’s not worth it long term.

  • only thing ppl agreed with is nothing ppl agreed with…

  • +11

    Expensive coffee from someone who doesn't understand 'fresh'. Fits with the name of the product.

  • +2

    Obligatory plus from me to salute our supreme leader, MAGA! 😂

  • +8

    I'm getting my coffee beans from Costco for about half your reduced price. LOL

    • At least your neg is for a valid reason unlike the rest of the unhinged suffering from TDS.

  • +2

    Wow OOS? and MAGA hats too? Too slow

  • +1

    Ivermectin isn't listed as an ingredient. Must be fake.

  • +5

    This is how polarized Australia has become, people can't take a joke and some people are actually fans of politicians in a foreign nation. What a time to be alive.

  • +1

    OP, as much as I appreciate your courageous attempt to associate your brand with an individual convicted of 34 counts of business fraud, I prefer to support the saviour of New York, the real hero of 9-11: Rudy Coffee

    • +1

      Weak.

  • Was $50? Many people have said these are beans from Coles worth.
    Maybe even illegal alien beans.

  • Be better if the beans were from Mexico, China and Afghanistan

  • +9

    People think this coffee is bitter - wait till you try Harris coffee blend…..

    • Fantastic comment
      Well done

    • +1

      Is that the Kamala Harris blend?

    • thats VP trump to you sir

  • +5

    Dont you boomers have better things to do with your money then propping up a wanna be dictator

    • +3

      This Boomer would like to see the Dictator crash and burn.

    • +4

      In no way I wanna be propping up Biden!

      • +3

        Biden's being given something a little stronger than coffee to stay upright.

        • +1

          Biden's being given something a little stronger than coffee to stay upright.

          The Manhattan project of stimulants 🤣

  • +3

    Can you bring back this deal please? I want to buy it..

    • +2

      It's in-stock now.

      • $38 + Shipping not incl. shipping

        • Did you select the free shipping option

          • @Clear: It does only show free pickup

            e/ worked on the PC browser. Thanks

  • +1

    They seem to acknowledge that Trump doesn’t drink coffee. Which is pretty astounding. Trump lore 101.

  • Interesting you chose that blend or origins, considering Trump's history of meddling Imperialistically with all three of those places during his time in office.

  • Hey @Coffee-King you should remove that "TopBargains Trusted Partner" logo from your website. You don't need that tosser to bully you into having his logo plastered all over your site to have deals on his OzBargain rip off. You're not the first ones to fall for it.

    • Who is the tosser who runs TopBargains?

    • +1

      thanks, I am trying to remove it.

  • +2

    Poor taste marketing.

    • Prepare for war C guy, no more puppet Biden for your XI. Trumpy is back

    • Username checks out.

  • +1

    Why.

  • +4

    Just here to see everyone butthurt about Trump or Biden.

  • Any decaf?

    • That'll be their Newsom blend.

      • +2

        Sleepy Joe Decaf

  • +8

    Jeez, people on OZbargain sure are passionate about American politics.

    • +3

      They are passionate about it not transferring Aussie politics, I reckon.

      • -5

        We need a Trump like figure here in Aus politics more then ever. Would get my vote.

        • +2

          Genuinely interested why you think a figure like Trump would be a benefit. He's a sex offender who wants to impose hardline Christian Nationalist values on society, weaken protections for workers, give tax breaks to the rich and basically undo democracy. How are those values going to make our county better for the average bloke? I'm just struggling to see why you'd want that for us.

        • weve had pauline for years. shes your pollie for sure

    • +3

      Need to cross check their likes on all the soy milk deals

    • +7

      You seem pretty upset about the negs.

      • +4

        You are pretty upset to neg a deal in the first place. Instead of ignoring it.

        • +4

          Got another one

      • +1

        is absolutely hilarious

        Comprehension not your strong point it would appear.

  • Gj guys! you sure showed them with all those negs.

    • +3

      OP added dozens more and they sold out too. Congrats neggers #wedidit

      • +7

        definitely gotta fire the roaster up harder next time.

    • +10

      Buying stale overpriced beans to own the libs. Checkmate.

  • +5

    politics is for losers and politics from a different country is for extreme losers

    hth

  • +3

    Seems so strange to target latte sipping lefties with a Trump coffee blend but then saw the company is from Qld so it makes sense. Now to see if the radical right also drink latte's

  • C0ff33 K!ngu1n

  • +1

    I don't understand the negs on this deal.

    • +15

      I think a lot of them are because the deal is most likely posted as "rage bait" like Bohlin suggests. A lot of people see how negatively that's affecting our daily interactions with people and don't think it's healthy for society. Another proportion just don't think it's a genuine bargain, which I'd also agree with.

      • Fair enough, thanks for taking the time to explain! 😉

    • ozbargain hivemind

  • +12

    Intentional rage bait

  • -5

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    EASIEST WIN THIS ELECTION. LETS GO TRUMPY TRUMP.

    F that demented GUY. He's FIRED.

    • +4

      I thought he won last time? He said it repeatedly so it must be true.

      • +2

        happy trumpy is back, fck the old demented biden. The puppet of white house. Lets go trumpy

  • I love Fascism!

    • -2

      Remind me which political establishment has tried, since 2015, to bring down their perceived threat, using domestic intelligence & LEAs, crooked DAs & clearly biased judges?

  • +13

    Freshly roasted 14th June

    Bout as fresh as the smell coming from this deal.

  • +7

    Noise marketing.

  • +1

    Taste like the beans were aged for 13 years

  • -4

    Anything connected to the most despicable, shameless lying cancer that is Donald Trump, gets the automatic downvote from me & MANY many other people. And rightly so. Thankfully, decent people still outnumber the scumbags that support Trump (who is a convicted felon), & Epstein' best friend for years & the list goes on. There's a reason all the worthless racists & trolls & flat-earthers support Trump. It's because they're too dumb and too scum. Always were, always will be. Vote them out of every country. They're like termites. You've got to get rid of them.

    • +1

      Or they have no choice because the leftist have it so far up their own "you know what" they cant see anything. Its like batman and joker, one cannot exist without the other

    • +2

      There's a reason all the worthless racists & trolls & flat-earthers support Trump.

      Biden himself is actually known to be quite racist especially towards black people.

      • -1

        Biden gave a eulogy at a KKK Klansmans funeral. He's as racist as they come.

    • -1

      The unbridled & involuntary seething of the low-T progressive. Mate touch some grass & stay away from social media, that's what has led to this degree of absolute brain rot.

  • +11

    Shamelessly provocative marketing attempt.

  • +10

    Pretty expensive for 1kg of beans. Weird product marketing too.

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