We are excited to announce this blend and the opening of our store to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.
COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:
Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia
These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.
Freshly roasted 14th June
It's an ordeal.
Free Tide pods with every 1kg bag?
Are these Australian Democrat voters in the room with us right now?
you got me - no one votes democrats - they are just better at counting ;)
Someone needs a timeout from Facebook, Grandpa.
So Republican and Democrat Voters then.
will help sleepy biden
Nothing has the ability to do that, not even chocolate icecream.
could probably help with the poop
I gave this coffee to my dementia uncle and he started to remember everything as well for an hour just like Biden. Big pharma will go bankrupt soon.
Imagine giving this to Trump! Although he will deny every memory anyway, so won't change anything I guess
I didn't have sex with a coffee, I only cooked my book by paying them through my lawyer
So he shits himself even more than usual.
Sleepy Biden is the lesser of two evils. Easy choice when Trump wears nappies and has proclivities towards children.
Yeah what a joke, falling asleep during his court hearings, oh wait…
lol… why on earth did you watch that?
I didn't need to watch anything, it was in the news.
@WAZZY: The news where idiots found out that Sleepy Biden is somehow masterminding the political assassination of his rival whilst at the same time suffering from dementia, you know, the news that's acceptable when it reports what cookers want to hear but full of clowns when it exposes the real Trump.
He’s not sleepy, he’s a train (brain) wreck.
Yeah imagine tweeting covfefe in the middle of the night and then claiming it wasn't a mistake, oh wait…
""ëwfgtchasasmedsa jack"" - joe biden
“Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets.”
“First they say, ‘Sir, how do you do it? How do you wake up in the morning and put on your pants?' And I say, ‘Well, I don’t think about it too much.’ I don’t want to think about it because if I think about it too much maybe I won’t want to do it, but I love it because we’re going to do something for this country that’s never been done before.”
Robert E. Lee, who’s no longer in favor — did you ever notice it? He’s no longer in favor. “Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.” They were fighting uphill. He said, “Wow, that was a big mistake.” He lost his big general. “Never fight uphill, me boys,” but it was too late.
“So I said, ‘Let me ask you a question, and [the guy who makes boats in South Carolina] said, ‘Nobody ever asked this question,’ and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT —very smart. He goes, I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?’”
Stable genius indeed.
@smartazz104: at least those are words in English ;)
nice try - now back to shilly for Ped0 Pete (i believe his citizen of the year son gave him that moniker)
at least those are words in English ;)
Yeah, and you understand his verbal diarrhea because, in his own words, he "loves the poorly educated". Nice try, now go back to praying to your orange pedo rapist god and continue with the projection.
I mean they're both old as dust. Time to get some fresh blood.
not wrong about their age, but one of them is an example of elder abuse. The other is your funny a$$hole uncle who still has his mind working.
This upcoming election is already quite a sight.
Big mistake, don’t trust your lying eyes and ears.
The news media will tell you what you are seeing and hearing.
I always believe what the TV says and never check out any different sources of information or listen to podcasts which go 3 hours into an issue instead of the 20 seconds the TV newscaster wants me to hear.
Those MSM with their pesky experts. Much better to listen to 3 hours of Alex Jones go 'in depth'.
@JohnHowardsEyebrows: I watched this once but it was called Alex Jones "in deep". Worst. Porno. Ever.
@JohnHowardsEyebrows: Lies, lies everywhere. I suspect John Howard's eyebrows are crisis actors in trench coats.
As I always tell my partner - it's about the quality, not the length.
more like US grandpa erection!
Make coffee great again!
Globalists and WEF supporters need not apply…
Prefer the loo paper with his likeness
That usually happens after coffee ;)
Last 5 posts were for Solar Systems ? lol
Upovoted for the comedic effect
Queensland Solar and Lighting are branching out
Guarantee you they will have a childcare and NDIS racket soon too
is the price well inflated and contains little substance, just like his media company
Buy puts then…
maybe they'll go out of business like his casinos. Seriously, who bankrupts multiple casinos unless there is something dodgy going on or catastrophic mismanagement.
sits back and chucks popcorn in microwave
Ofcourse. nothing else comes close to matching the tasty flavour combination with current American political 'discourse'.
At least it isn't Scomo's pooping corn. Only available at Engadine maccas.
and now im thinking of the origin of Korn's name again.
Thanks
Do I grab this deal by the…..?
you can walk into any pod while they are still naked because you can !
Even when they're under 18, apparently.
[2015 Campaign] I will release all government secrets because Killary won't do it. 911? yes. JFK? yes. Epstein? Umm no because there are a lot of innocent people who may get affected by it.
Remind me again which former president was on the flight manifests?
@Gehirn: Not to Democrat Island…again, remind me of which former president was a not infrequent visitor?
@smartazz104: "Trump flew on Epstein's jet four times in 1993, as well as once in 1994, 1995 and 1997, according to flight logs made public in 2021. The flights were between Palm Beach, Florida, and New York City airports, with the 1994 flight stopping at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.".
..beans? You mean, beans, right?
That's totally what I meant
this place must be desperate if they're trying to leech off the Project 2025 demographic
Thought this was a politically neutral blend by dimwits…had no idea it was a fawning blend by cookers.
Yeah, last thing this place needs is US political crap.
they are our number 1 selling product in the shop
OP probably shouldn't brag about that, really doesn't say much for coffee quality
I mean … why the heck didn't they brand it "Wake up, Joe!" and have Biden on the front? That has way more layers (ie "Cup of Joe", Joe Biden).
interesting product approach, small qld based coffee company. lets see how this goes. the number of fonts you've decided to switch between in that link definitely screams quality
I couldn't give two shits about Trump/Biden/foreign politics etc but my god the formatting on that page is disgraceful
Hey, they're coffeeking, not webpageking.
Good call. They're not grammarking either so expecting correct spelling, grammar and punctuation is also a bit of a stretch, I guess.
I'm really looking forward to 4 more years of this sort of crap.
Pathetic.
Oh cheer up mate, I know its monday. We all gotta lift a little, have a cup ya know
Ahh yes the cooker blend
drink this coffee you will beat any polygraph test in the whole universe.
1 April is gone, get in early next year.
Nicaragua,Colombia,Ethiopia, the wrong mix for the next potus.
Make Trump and his business great again!
Are you paying for the taste or for the branding?
thanks for letting us know which company not to buy from
this is also oz bargain, not america bargain
COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:
These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.
Where is the other 1%?
1% for the big guy.
this guy maths
Chyna!
Civet poo obviously
You can buy 25 litres of manure from bunnings for $8.
Odetobeingavictim
Tinfoil hats included?
Let’s hope OP doesn’t have any decent deals in the future cos I’ve just hidden any posts from them.
How stunning and brave of you.
🤣
Jezuz…They weren't lying about you lefties hey.
This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.