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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $38 (Was $50) Delivered @ Coffee King

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TRUMP

We are excited to announce this blend and the opening of our store to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.

COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:

Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia

These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.

Freshly roasted 14th June

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Comments

  • +7

    Rage bait marketing, inflammatory. Purposely using political content to generate flame wars on ozbargain and make sales. This site is not supposed to be for political warfare. There’s plenty of other sites for that type of trash content and infighting.

    • +2

      Spend a bit more time around here and you'll find that people have become so polarised that it doesn't matter if a controversial and politically-charged deal is posted. If you say something like "The government is importing too many immigrants" (10,000 people coming into the country each week) or "Housing is too expensive" (housing is now 8-11x income in Sydney and Melbourne) or "It's crazy people are living in tents and parks these days" (tent cities have been popping up all across the country the past couple of years) you'll be automatically labelled alt-right/far right/RWNJ or a socialist or commie. Sensibility has disappeared completely.

  • It gave me Warpspeed, now I'm having a heart attack yay!

  • Trump drink diet coking coal

  • -3

    legit had a good 5 minutes reading all the woke rage!

    thanks for the deal and the laugh

    • +3

      Yeah good one.. Nothing is more hilarious than laughing at people who aren't keen on witnessing US culture war trash constantly finding their way onto Australian bargain websites.

      Do you genuinely believe four week old beans from some unknown half finished website is a great deal?

      • -8

        Proper Karen - Might need some chips with that salt. If you cant laugh at the woke nutters then youre probably one of them

        As for the deal itself i havent tried the beans so i cant comment if they are good or bad im assuming they are vacuum sealed but $38 a kg delivered isnt bad

        • +3

          Any more blanket terms you want to lay on me?

          • -2

            @youfnc:

            Any more blanket terms you want to lay on me?

            Nah Karen is a fair term fits you and a bunch of the other Woke nutters here.

            If this 'bothers' you that much just keep scrolling and ignore the deal

            honestly speaking there is something 'wrong' people who are raging over this and it is pretty funny

            • -2

              @Trying2SaveABuck:

              Nah Karen is a fair term fits you and a bunch of the other Woke nutters here.

              Lol.

      • +1

        Do you genuinely believe four week old beans from some unknown half finished website is a great deal?

        Because of all the TDS comment and down votes its no longer about the sale.. did this really need to be explained to you?

        • +2

          I had to google what TDS meant as it's the third time I've seen it used in the comments.

          It's embarrassing to see people unironically using that term.

  • -4

    Donald Trump achieved notable milestones including major tax cuts, economic growth, and low unemployment rates, particularly among minorities. He appointed three conservative Supreme Court justices, pursued deregulation, and renegotiated trade deals like the USMCA. and took a strong stance on border security, emphasizing the construction of the border wall.

    These accomplishments resonate with American conservatives because they align with key conservative principles such as limited government, lower taxes, a strong national defense, and strict immigration policies. As a result, Trump emerged as a prominent leader of the conservative movement in the United States.

    • +2

      Thanks CHATGPT

      • +4

        Do you see everything as ChatGPT? You can point out any factual errors in the statements above instead of daydreaming meaninglessly.

        What I wrote above are all facts. The reason so many people like him is that he represents the conservative stance. Despite so many fake news stories trying to undermine his campaign and the 34 federal charges from a hush money case, conservatives still admire and support him.

        • -1

          Inbreeds and idiots like him

        • +3

          Project 2025 is a f'n nightmare that will 100% come true if he gets back in. He wasn't able to do much damage first time around because he never expected to win so was completely unprepared. He has a Heritage Foundation agenda now and all the people ready to implement it.

          • -1

            @Stevesie76: He literally posted he jas zero interest or ambition in that shitshow.

            You live in delusion considering what the last 4 years jave been like under Biden crime family.

            • @vash5: Sure, if he says so; he's a clearly very honest rapist ;-) And he spoke at the Heritage Foundation meeting in 2017 just because he was in the neighbourhood and thought he'd pop in and say hi, right?

              • @Stevesie76: You do realise he was never found guilty of sexual assault right?? Or did you just read the headlines like every other NPC and ignore the facts?

                Oh no he spoke at a thing.. Biden also spike at WEF are you going to hold him to the same standard?

                • @vash5: He's a sex offender, even his most loyal supporters won't argue that point. It seems a lot of people are cool with that sort of thing though now.

          • @Stevesie76: Didn't he renounce Project 2025 the other day?

            • -2

              @pharcyde: He absolutely did say words to that effect, but I'm not sure what your argument is.

    • +4

      Major tax cuts ? Okay I see what you mean. $1.7 trillion dollars is pretty major
      99% of which benefitted only those earning over $400,000USD per year.
      de-regulation ? so that it's okay for Big Biz to spew toxic chemicals into waterways impacting drinking water for example ?
      what border wall ? the one that Mexico "would be paying for" ?
      a strong stance on border security ? you mean separating children from their families ?

      Give it a rest, he's a fascist and HE didn't do any of that anyway, he's a puppet for the big boys . Project 2025
      Enoy it, it's a great read

      • Illegal immigrants should not enter the United States! If you want to go to a country, you must do so legally. Besides the US and Australia, there are many other countries to choose from, aren’t there? The majority of illegal immigrants want to come to the US not because they are struggling to survive, but to obtain high rewards through illegal means, including prostitution, drug trafficking, human smuggling, tax evasion, and enjoying free welfare.

        If you are so willing to speak for illegal immigrants, open the doors of your own home and accept those refugees, but please do not interfere with the lives of other citizens. Look at how Europe has been turned into a paradise for refugees and a haven for thieves by Merkel.

        The United States belongs to Americans, and they have the right to build a wall to keep out illegal immigrants.

        Separated parents and children? Have you watched too much fake news on CNN? If minors are not managed separately, you accuse them of being placed in detention centers with drug traffickers and smugglers. If they are separated and placed with their families, you want to give them a happy family life? Are you that wealthy? You are not an American taxpayer, yet you stand here making grandiose statements at the expense of others?

        Do you even know what a refugee is? Most of them are not refugees but “economic refugees”!

        Put away your sanctimony and look at the newly elected governments in Europe, all of which are anti-immigration and anti-illegal refugee officials. Do you know why? Because people have had enough!

        • Like France and the UK?

    • -1

      He actually did a very good job the woke hate him but he ran a good government

      • Good ? hundred's of thousands of unnecessary deaths from Covid. Inject yourself with bleach You're avin a larf

        • It was Trump who first started isolating people coming from epidemic areas, but he was accused by people like you of being heartless. As a result, the borders couldn't be closed, and the pandemic continued to worsen. Regarding the medication he recommended, firstly, he himself took it, and secondly, the recommendation came from his medical team, not some whimsical idea. It was proven effective by multiple medical institutions, after which CNN fell silent. Do you know what Americans jokingly call CNN? The "Clinton nation news”

        • -1

          Good ? hundred's of thousands of unnecessary deaths from Covid. Inject yourself with bleach You're avin a larf

          How did Trump 'cause COVID' you LWNJ are so cooked.

          you need a nap and maybe stop watching the project lol

          • +3

            @Trying2SaveABuck: They never said Trump 'cause covid'. Why use those quotation marks, when not actually quoting?

            • -3

              @Aureus: How did he 'kill' 100s of 1000s of people?

              You claim was stupid so i gave you an appropriate reponse

              • +3

                @Trying2SaveABuck: My claim?

                They were saying that Trump's response to covid caused unnecessary deaths. You are free to disagree with that, but calling someone "cooked" because you misunderstood what they said makes you look like a silly goose. 🪿

                • -1

                  @Aureus:

                  They were saying that Trump's response to covid caused unnecessary deaths. You are free to disagree with that, but calling someone "cooked" because you misunderstood what they said makes you look like a silly goose. 🪿

                  name one nation in the OECD that didnt have a single COVID death due to their reponse? you're cooked because you could make that claim about every leader at the time

                  It is what you call a strawman or a fools arguement

                  • @Trying2SaveABuck: I think you are getting confused. I made no claims. I am just pointing out that you are attacking someone over things they never even said.

                    • -1

                      @Aureus:

                      hundred's of thousands of unnecessary deaths from Covid.

                      you have outright accussed someone of murder or at least accessory to it with no proof, you can cry all you want but you know that was a muppet comment. You can not like Trump i personally understand anyone who doesnt like Trump but at the same time dont understand how you can hate on Trump and not on Biden, is just woke level crazy.

                      Although i agree with the blech comment from Trump being stupid if i brought up the Biden Gaffs ie saying the was between 'Ukraine and Iraq' etc we could be here all day

                      Full Transperency neither are fit for the office but im not a yank so i find it funny

        • Biden's big selling point to his 2020 campaign was that "he had a plan". Still to this day, no plan, hundreds of thousands dead. He at least had time to prepare whilst Trump and the rest of the world were experiencing this for the first time.

      • You must be delusional. He racked up more foreign debt than any other president before him, and started an inflationary cycle that will take years to unwind.

        • -3

          He only had COVID happen….in which he wanted to close the borders much ealoer but was called racist for wanting to stop anyone from China or whohad been in the past 30 days coming to USA

          Regardless there was no wars in Europe or the middle east under trump i am happy to bet both those wars will end under his rule again

          Id go even as far as saying by the time his 4 years are up there wont be any major conflict world wide

          • @Trying2SaveABuck: I hope you’re right but don’t hold out much hope.

            • -3

              @HamesJoffman: Just remember we had 2 major wars at the start of Trumps 2nd term

              In confident - We will have none by the time he leaves office

              The media might love the Dems but they are by far the more evil and useless of the two parties

  • +2

    I don’t care for American politics either way but the price is nothing special.

    I can’t people lose their mind over this (both sides)

    • +7

      People are passionate about keeping Australia a no bullshit country where people can work together to deal with the bushfires, floods and other hard times, so they are understandably concerned when figures representing American bred bullshit, polarization and hate start to appear as marketing here. It's not Australian and never will be.

      • +4

        Meh, I think ignoring this "deal" would have been the smarter thing to do.
        Interacting with this post has just brought more attention to it.
        Just like "hate watchers" who ultimately end up supporting the content

        • +4

          Maybe, it's a valid point. I guess I hope that some people will perhaps read a bit deeper and see why there's possibly more to it than that, and that we need protect the values that make Australia special. I have friends in America who say it's just hell living there at the moment, that neighbours don't get along and everyone is angry all the time. I don't want to live live that. I hate that I've even started reacting angrily toward people being c#nts online just for a laugh.

          • +2

            @Stevesie76:

            I have friends in America who say it's just hell living there at the moment, that neighbours don't get along and everyone is angry all the time. I don't want to live live that.

            I have a feeling that we'll go down that route eventually. People are already divided as you can see here. I've noticed people on the roads are angrier than they were pre-COVID. 1/3 of us are now born overseas which IMO is destroying the social cohesiveness of our society. Cost of living is stressing people out and I don't think it'll get better in the short term.

            • +1

              @Ghost47: Blaming the problem on minorities is where the hate starts.

    • +4

      And the number of upvotes for this deal at 38/kg compared to reputable roasters like Airjo/lime blue/Inglewood who find no need to use such marketing stunts to generate sales…..

  • +4

    Smells like convicted criminal, pedophile, liar, cheat, arrogant POS

    • +1

      🤣🤣🤣 CNN is not your friend

  • +13

    Down voting for bringing the USA shit show here

  • Gross

  • +4

    Can’t wait for the Sleepy Joe blends and observe the votes and comments.

  • Expensive

  • Ahahahahahahahaha

    FFS, this is STRAYA. We love people these much affected. Ahaha

    Lets go Trumpy! Bye Demented Biden.

  • +2

    Reported. Sold out. Haahahaha the best ads.

  • Fake news.

  • -1

    Waiting for Trump to sue due to the use of his likeness…

  • +3

    American politics on an Australian bargain site… A new low.

    • Absolutely not new in any way. 2016 had dozens of deals.

      • Do you gargle or spit after sucking upon American pop culture?

  • +1

    Sounds gross

  • flavour is rigged, whole election is rigged!

  • +3

    Joe be sleepin on this deal.

  • Heard the coffee tastes just like Trump, old and bitter..

  • -4

    im going to enjoy the next 4 years of LWNJ meltdowns hopefully Trump stays on forever

    • It doesn't bother you that he's a rapist, let alone the objectives of the Project 2025 manifesto? I have a hard time understanding how being a rapist is suddenly not a problem. How do you just put that aside?

      • -1

        It doesn't bother you that he's a rapist, let alone the objectives of the Project 2025 manifesto? I have a hard time understanding how being a rapist is suddenly not a problem. How do you just put that aside?

        Who did he 'rape'? im sorry i am not a avid project viewer

        as for Trump himself - i think he is a 'terrible human' but this might shock you but as an Australia my ability to vote or influence US Politics is Zero

        Ill note i prefer the Reps over the Dems but i actually think Biden as a 'man' is a far better person then Trump but he is clearly past his best days

        • +3

          On May 10 last year, a jury found Donald Trump liable for sexually abusing advice columnist E Jean Carroll in 1996, awarding her $5 million damages.

          • @Morven: So not rape?

            • +2

              @muzzakus: You can win a misogynistic argument about sexual abuse being slightly legally distinct from rape, but it'll still be $5 million damages worth of sexual abuse committed by a US presidential candidate.

      • -1

        It bothers me when I see mainstream media lapdogs outing themselves like you have here Steve.

        • The mainstream media is a joke for the most part. And I'm no US political analyst by any stretch, but you don't need to be a genius to understand the values and ambitions of the Heritage Foundation. It's on their website and in their own media statements. But who am I to say you shouldn't share those values? Just don't expect people not to speak out about what we risk if they get their way, and to encourage others to resist something similar happening here. I want to be able to talk to my neighbours without getting shot.

        • Both you and @Trying2SaveABuck seem to think he said The Project. He said Project 2025 which is essentially a manifesto for a second Trump presidency. Nothing to do with Australian mainstream media TV shows.

          • @Morven: Thanks, I did wonder about the project reference. I thought it was an attempted MSM burn! I figured all Trump fans would be well versed on his plans to basically do away with democracy.

            • -2

              @Stevesie76: "End of democracy" really has to be the most overused and lacklustre war cry of the left. Borderline negligent how it gaslights the stupid and uninformed.

              • @pharcyde: It's negligent to suggest that the aim of Project 2025 is anything but to impose authoritarian rule in the US. Democracy requires checks and balance in government and freedom to protest. They aim to do away with that. It's in the manifesto, they don't hide it. Maybe we have different ideas about freedom and democracy though.

              • +2

                @pharcyde: Damn lefties and their cries about the end of democracy
                random google results for clear lefties claiming end of democracy

                https://apnews.com/article/trump-biden-democracy-election-20…
                https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5098436/donald-trump-presiden…

                Borderline negligent how it gaslights the stupid and uninformed.

                100% agree :)

                • @SBOB: I agree that it's an overused term, 100%. But you can't argue that Project 2025 is not aiming to create an authoritarian style of government. They say it themselves, openly. The phrase "saying the quiet part out loud" has been used a bit lately when referencing their plans.

                  • @Stevesie76: That Project 25 is some kind of independent garbage in a sea of independent garbage. You could just as likely find some communist manifesto or pedo advocacy group and claim it’s the Left roadmap.

                    • @muzzakus: I get what you are saying - it totally sounds like some crazy left conspiracy theory and you could easily think that given the brazen nature of their plans, but I guarantee you it is a lot more realy than that. Trump has firm links to the members of the Heritage Foundation who intend to implement it. I promise I'm not trolling you or spreading leftist bullshit misinformation.

                      Have a quick read https://www.heritage.org/impact/trump-administration-embrace…

                      This is a dem/progressive leaning site but the info is solid https://meidasnews.com/news/trump-falsely-claims-he-knows-no…

                      • @Stevesie76: All those Washington people move around all the time, it’s all highly incestual irrespective of political side.

                        But the fact of the matter is that project 25 is purely independent, not a party paper, trying to make it into one is pretty much lying.

                        • @muzzakus: Well it's clearly a paper of the Heritage Foundation, I wouldn't try to claim otherwise. But to say their links to Trump have no bearing on their chances of success just seems a bit like wishful thinking. The problem with Trump is he's so vague and provably dishonest that you have no idea what he actually stands for or what he will do. He's a smart enough grifter/actor to get into office no doubt, but he's also dumb enough to be manipulated by people smarter than him, and easily bought if you write a big enough cheque. Anyway, I don't think I'm going to convince you, but I appreciate that you at least took the time to have this discussion. Peace :-)

  • +1

    The God Emperor rises

  • +2

    OP claiming they intentionally waited almost a month after roasting to post an ad. There are two potential reasons for this – they either have no clue about coffee resting periods, and/or they underestimated local demand for a product that uses a paedophile felon for marketing. They are either ignorant, or trying to scam a niche market – either will mean the quality of the product is poor for the asking price. Not a deal.

    The worship of political leaders has no place in Australia.

  • not my taste

  • Imagine if ignoring the result of the last presidential election you were contesting, then asking to be elected again. 2+2=5

    • -5

      Just because one was rigged, doesn't mean the next one has to be too.

      • Ok Phil go back to yelling an minimum wage staff so you can feel like a big man.

  • -3

    All these neggers attracting attention to the deal made me buy and strangely they seem to be jv covfefe beans

    • Labels not bold enough

    • -2

      The neggers negging my comment can thank themselves for sending this deal to the front page. If you were smart you would have ignored the deal so it would have been buried. A crapload of negative votes told the algorithm to make it stand out and that's how you have me buying into this joke post.

      Sucks for you. Ignoring the logo of shithead trump it's decent coffee. Neg me if I'm right.

  • Here you go, have another downvote!

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