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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $45 (Was $50) with Free MAGA Hat Keyring Delivered @ Coffee King

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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $45 (Was $50) with Free MAGA Hat Keyring Delivered @ Coffee King
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AssociatedCoffee-King on 22/07/2024 - 19:23 coffeeking.com.au (1593 clicks)
Last edited 22/07/2024 - 19:36 by 1 other user
TRUMPISBULLETPROOF

We are excited to announce this blend to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.

COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:

Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia

These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.

We have included a FREE GIFT, MAGA HAT KEYRING to complement your morning Roast!

Freshly roasted 22nd July - Will be sent out this week, will arrive before you can even drink the stuff.

Only 35 available!

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    • AssociatedCoffee-King @ Coffee King on 22/07/2024 - 20:33
      +3

      Tears in my eyes once again. Lets Go Brandon!

  • JCRALLYART on 22/07/2024 - 20:33
    +1

    Very interesting, I never see a deal here where the no. of negatives and positive votes are so close….so much like I am waiting to see who will win

    • vash5 on 22/07/2024 - 20:45

      Yes's won last time by a very healthy margin and its obvious to anyone who cares to pay attention that most of the negs are because people have a hate bonner for orange man.

  • MEGASERVE on 22/07/2024 - 20:33
    +2

    If the profits went to trumps campaign then id buy it

    • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 20:37

      Just donate directly then, surely that’ll be much more helpful.
      Not that his campaign needs any more money though. He’s rich af + he’s already received a record amount of campaign funds this year. People honestly need to stop donating to him.

  • ozbozb on 22/07/2024 - 20:38
    +4

    Coconut

  • princesszeldachechen on 22/07/2024 - 20:39

    welcome back potus 45

  • tabboy on 22/07/2024 - 20:41
    +5

    I have a feeling that Trump has offended all three of the countries that the beans come from lol

  • veritas_mendax on 22/07/2024 - 20:41
    +7

    You can’t raise the price and claim it’s because of the cost of the ‘free’ gift.

  • Karijini on 22/07/2024 - 20:42
    -7

    This is neither a deal nor is Trump bulletproof as no actual bullet was fired at him. Fake news is his modus operandi.

    • Spets on 22/07/2024 - 21:18
      +1

      He was dominating polls, so he'd risk staging an assassination attempt. Yeah…

      • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 21:21
        -1

        I bet you all these triggered libs here wouldn’t say a thing to this genius here. Partisan activists all of them.

    • SpainKing on 25/07/2024 - 13:11
      +1

      The notion that he wasn't shot is ridiculous. Trump spreads his fair share of fake news but to say it was a staged assassination is outlandish

  • MaxHashrate on 22/07/2024 - 20:44
    +4

    Lol imagine obsessesing so much about a politician. foreign one as well

  • besttechadvisor on 22/07/2024 - 20:47

    Shouldn't this offer be from Bullet Proof Coffee?

  • tarkine on 22/07/2024 - 20:48
    +2

    You must be dreamin Feck Trump

  • bboink on 22/07/2024 - 20:49
    +8

    In what world is this a bargain? There are plenty of sellers who post on here offering kg at half the price and roasted close to your order date or even offering to wait closer til dispatch to roast.

    Not a bargain at all. And let’s forget that the countries these beans are from are from the immigrants he is looking to close the border on.

    • Ghost47 on 23/07/2024 - 23:07

      And let’s forget that the countries these beans are from are from the immigrants he is looking to close the border on.

      There is a very funny irony to this lol, I'm literally laughing as I think about it lmao.

  • GTR12 on 22/07/2024 - 20:49
    +4

    Fastest OzB store ban and most downvotes?

    Also the last post ever by the store, because they went out of business.

    • MEGASERVE on 22/07/2024 - 22:05
      +1

      Theyre still in business…

    • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 22:09

      Imagine wish ill on a small business just coz they have different politics from you.

    • Clear on 23/07/2024 - 08:07
      +1

      Banned for what exactly? The store having different political views?

      I saw all these downvotes and upvoted to see if we could get them around the same level. Pretty close now.

  • trippy on 22/07/2024 - 20:50
    +5

    Are the beans orange?

  • Pacify on 22/07/2024 - 20:58
    +1

    For 45$ a kg, you'd hope Trump himself blessed it

    • DashCam AKA Rolts on 22/07/2024 - 22:43
      +1

      Maybe it's like Kopi luwak, beans carefully selected from the diaper.

  • iratepirate on 22/07/2024 - 20:59
    +7

    I prefer Harris coffee https://www.harriscoffee.com.au/ …the beans aren't old and stale and don't smell like a used diaper.

    • Ghost47 on 23/07/2024 - 23:08

      [Kamala] Harris coffee.

    • SpainKing on 25/07/2024 - 13:14

      Bit sad they're no longer pledging 1% of turnover to donate to a worthy cause

  • iLoveYourFace on 22/07/2024 - 21:01
    +5

    I like my coffee the same way I like my politicians. Far away from naked kids..

  • Fredfloresjr on 22/07/2024 - 21:02
    +3

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

    Boy oh boy, where do I even start. The next President Trump is chilling right now for a landslide, and this coffee comes. What a night. Thanks OP.

    The script with puppet biden is over. Easiest victory this November.

    • AssociatedCoffee-King @ Coffee King on 22/07/2024 - 21:07
      -3

      it truly will be great. MAGA

      • Fredfloresjr on 22/07/2024 - 21:09
        +2

        Easiest Landslide victory this November.

        Imagine a useless FEMALE VP replacing the Demented one. Lol. MAGA

        • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 21:23
          -1

          They can’t pass over the Diversity Hire as much as they desperately want to at this point.
          She has an even lower approval rating than Biden did.

    • vash5 on 22/07/2024 - 21:32

      The script with puppet biden is over. Easiest victory this November.

      Depends how hard they ✌️fortify the election ✌️ this time around 😒

  • Chinerama on 22/07/2024 - 21:04
    +4

    No deal as it was posted much cheaper only recently.

  • mr_asstight on 22/07/2024 - 21:05
    -4

    Go Trump!
    The progressive left are so dumb they are driven by DEI values but ultimately will push themselves into communism/socialism even tho they still think they're democratic.

  • Sonata on 22/07/2024 - 21:05
    +2

    Do you have Kamala blend ?

  • pizzaguy on 22/07/2024 - 21:05
    +19

    OP:

    Only 35 available!

    Listing, 2 hrs into the deal:

    Availability: 39 in stock

    Looks like the fans didn't understand and send coffee to the OP instead of buying it. Oh well.

    • SpainKing on 25/07/2024 - 13:16

      Must've found some old ($38) coffee beans out the back of the warehouse

      • pizzaguy on 25/07/2024 - 17:48

        The "deal" is over after 3 days:

        Availability: 33 in stock

  • agvwww on 22/07/2024 - 21:06
    +2

    Hillbillys awakening

  • Iwantthatbargain on 22/07/2024 - 21:08

    Trump is better than Kamala Harris

    • Fredfloresjr on 22/07/2024 - 21:13
      -7

      Lol, you got negged, the desperation of these two people.

      Believing Komolo is better than Trumpy 😅😅😅

  • Hank Scorpion on 22/07/2024 - 21:09
    +3

    I hear this deal is getting shot down.

  • elliot91 on 22/07/2024 - 21:11
    +4

    Propaganda garbage

  • avseqcfc on 22/07/2024 - 21:11
    +1

    Ugghhh this again

  • Fredfloresjr on 22/07/2024 - 21:12
    +1

    Ahahahahaa reported just to get ignored by admin. Sad life lads

    😅😅😅 goodnight

  • olderman on 22/07/2024 - 21:15
    +4

    I reckon the coffee is also disgusting

  • Senthen on 22/07/2024 - 21:18
    +9

    There are better beans + pricing elsewhere :)

    • AssociatedCoffee-King @ Coffee King on 22/07/2024 - 21:19
      -3

      can you elaborate?

  • lostincanberra on 22/07/2024 - 21:20
    +2

    Oh how I love this thread! In one go I've managed to hide so many wingnuts from view! But where is JV???

  • Altashi on 22/07/2024 - 21:21

    wew laddle, this is a spicy post.

  • sn00ze on 22/07/2024 - 21:22
    +3

    sad - like what passes as democracy these days

    • Ham Dragon on 23/07/2024 - 08:18

      Peak irony to whinge about the state of "democracy" but neg a deal because you don't like the person depicted in the marketing. Democracy is all good as long as your team is winning amirite?

  • Enjj0y on 22/07/2024 - 21:22
    +4

    MAGA only if it is Make Australia Great Again or Mega.io
    Dont want to be part of free USA advertisement or campaign donor.

  • NinjaChicken on 22/07/2024 - 21:22
    +10

    Can we ban this spammer already?

  • prhino on 22/07/2024 - 21:23

    Three types of beans at 33% each. So what about the other 1%?

    • bboz on 22/07/2024 - 21:47
      +4

      Proves that OP isn't quite 100% there.

  • cmyk on 22/07/2024 - 21:26
    +5

    Our redneck population isn't as big over here mate. Go back to Marketing 101

  • ihfree on 22/07/2024 - 21:26
    +4

    We also have Trump Keyrings in stock for just $15 each… not many left now!

    Looks like that's 0.99USD straight from China on AliExpress. Not a bad markup.

  • furiousgeorge on 22/07/2024 - 21:32
    -2

    Lots of leftie luvvies on ozbargain. ABC has taught them orange man bad. Makes me laugh.

  • bboz on 22/07/2024 - 21:45
    +2

    Clear political motives here.

  • markis on 22/07/2024 - 21:46
    +8

    don't waste our time with shotty deals like this

  • ilovefullprice on 22/07/2024 - 21:47
    +2

    Only $5 off? There are other OzB coffee posts here cheaper than this.

  • gamesnepal on 22/07/2024 - 21:48
    +2

    What does this have to do with anyone here?

  • littleburrito on 22/07/2024 - 21:49
    +11

    $45/kg so you're posting this on ozb and pricing your beans higher than Lime Blue and Airjo….hoping there'll be 35 trump supporters who will buy your beans?

    37 available on your site so with all the clicks and + and you havent sold any?

  • areustillpretty on 22/07/2024 - 21:49
    +5

    This is not a bargain hence the downvote. Look at Limeblue and other competitors.

  • moorey on 22/07/2024 - 21:53
    +4

    Rubbish

  • dogboy on 22/07/2024 - 21:54
    +1

    Taken from a recent Reddit post:

    Trump has never won the popular vote in any election. Most people can’t stand the guy. And now he’s the oldest and least qualified presidential nominee in the country's history. In addition to his infinite shortcomings, he’s a liar, fraud, racist, a sexual predator, ignorant, inarticulate, incurious, indecent, vulgar, compromised, frail, and in cognitive decline.

    He accomplished nothing while in office. He didn’t have an infrastructure act, repeal or replace Obamacare, or have a healthcare plan. He didn’t build a wall, and Mexico didn’t pay for it. He botched the only crisis he faced. He destroyed a healthy economy that he inherited, much like his actual inheritance. Trump didn’t bring back jobs. Trump was the first president in modern times to experience a net loss of jobs over his time in office. He suggested injecting disinfectant into the lungs or shining a light through the skin to cure Covid.

    He stole and concealed classified documents, fomented an insurrection, blackmailed Ukraine to create fake dirt on his political opponent, tried to get Georgia to create votes, and tried to steal an election; he lost over 60 hearings, and his lawyers are disbarred or in jail. He attempted to corrupt the election process with fake electors and fought against the peaceful transfer of power.

    Trump didn’t stand up to Putin; he took Putin’s word over every one of our intelligence agencies. He loves autocrats and would sell out the country if it made him money.

    Only four of his previous cabinet members support him, and his vice president didn’t endorse him. Foreign leaders thought Trump was a joke and laughed at him during his first UN speech. Historians ranked him as the worst president in US history. And this doesn’t even touch his long history as a failed businessman or that he stole from his family’s children’s cancer charity. No one in his family can run a charity in the state of New York.

    Now add the extremist Project 2025 to this flaming pile of burning chaos. JD Vance hates him and has called him America’s Hitler. America is tired of him, his racism, his narcissism, his ego, his lies, and his bullshit. His own supporter tried to assassinate him.

    It's all gaslighting, Potempkin, propaganda, and lies.

    • dogboy on 22/07/2024 - 21:56

      Lets hear your response to that Trumpards.

      • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 22:11
        -3

        Would have been funnier if you said ‘Trumptards’ instead.. that just works better imo.

        Hard to think when you are all triggered like you are. So chill out.

        • dogboy on 23/07/2024 - 14:43
          +2

          The projection is strong with this one. Whatever snowflake.

          • Gervais fanboy on 23/07/2024 - 14:59
            -3

            @dogboy: Would have been funnier if you spun it around and called me a Trumptard*, missed opportunity there bud.

            Cheers for the neg btw, so predictable lol.

    • pharcyde on 22/07/2024 - 22:00
      +3

      Taken from a recent Reddit post

      Thanks, didn't need to read the rest lmfao

      Dude thinks he cooked copying and pasting Le Reddit comments.

    • Bretttick on 22/07/2024 - 22:54
      +1

      Unfortunately the clown is going to be president, he put on a show and to many clowns have fallen for it him line and sinker. Even though the story has so many holes in it.

      Another clown we can thank is Elon

      • gizmomelb on 22/07/2024 - 23:19
        -1

        we can only hope for more holes to be made in the near future.

      • vash5 on 23/07/2024 - 07:53
        -2

        Your quality of life was better under Trump than biden.

        All the things you complained Trump would do in 2016 biden did in the last 4 years.

        But you still cant see the forest through the trees 🤷‍♂️

        Should have gone to spec savers mate.

        • dogboy on 23/07/2024 - 14:45
          +5

          Maybe if you provided even one item of proof to your statement it would hold some actual weight. Unfortunately baseless like most republican views.

          • pharcyde on 23/07/2024 - 17:33
            -4

            @dogboy: Hypocrisy, thy name is NPC.

            You are the one blindly copying and pasting commonly debunked Reddit/ChatGPT rhetoric with zero proof. The onus is on you.

            • dogboy on 25/07/2024 - 09:04
              +1

              @pharcyde: Ok then. Tell me one thing that I posted that is untrue. You can't.

    • vash5 on 23/07/2024 - 07:56
      +2

      Your copy paste Reddit reaks of CNN and has more holes in it than Swiss cheese.. just sayin

      • SpainKing on 25/07/2024 - 13:21

        You should be saying more about the holes >Swiss cheese to make a compelling argument

  • bchliu on 22/07/2024 - 21:59
    +6

    COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:

    Nicaragua
    Colombia
    Ethiopia

    Which ironically are countries that Trump call "Sh*thole countries"

    • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 22:23
      -8

      Typical Lib
      Knows F all about Geography too.
      Also, Nicaragua isn’t in Africa🤦🏻‍♂️

      • bchliu on 22/07/2024 - 22:36
        +6

        Lol. Did he limit "Sh*thole countries" to only be African?
        No. He didn't.

        In fact, anyone coming from Central America are all drug dealers, rapists and criminals so that they need to build the wall (Chicken wire fence).

        • Gervais fanboy on 22/07/2024 - 22:42
          +2

          Did he limit "Sh*thole countries" to only be African?
          No. He didn't.

          He actually did.

          “ why the U.S. would accept more immigrants from Haiti and “shithole countries” in Africa rather than places like Norway, as he rejected a bipartisan immigration deal, ”
          https://apnews.com/article/immigration-north-america-donald-…

          anyone coming from Central America are all drug dealers, rapists and criminals so that they need to build the wall (Chicken wire fence).

          Wrong again

          He was talking about the illegals, unlawfully coming over the border.
          He didn’t diss entire Latin America for that.

          Can you like please lying or something?

          And yes, he was right about what he said about the illegals, that’s the only way for the criminals to get in, avoiding background checks etc.

  • Darge on 22/07/2024 - 22:11
    +6

    This is so cringe and 10% off an already inflated price is hardly a bargain.

    • Ghost47 on 23/07/2024 - 23:13

      But the comments are so entertaining!

  • Chocobros on 22/07/2024 - 22:21
    +6

    Poor value

  • werdplaya58 on 22/07/2024 - 22:25
    +4

    This coffee is expensive.

    But well played by the company for identifying a market that's easily parted from their money.

  • seamonkey on 22/07/2024 - 22:25
    +6

    This is insanely overpriced. This isn't a deal and I have no idea what the mods are thinking. The crap I've seen shitcanned that absolutely didn't deserve it. This has zero ties to anything. Text book grift.

    • werdplaya58 on 22/07/2024 - 22:39

      Is it a grift if they enjoy and are proud of being grifted?

  • Lets Go Brandon on 22/07/2024 - 22:35
    -3

    Lot of neggers in here. They could do with some of this Trump Covfefe since it must be cold in their Pro-Palestine uni tents.

    • ihfree on 22/07/2024 - 22:41
      +2

      What is Trump's policy on the Israel Palestine conflict?

    • vash5 on 23/07/2024 - 07:58

      it must be cold in their Pro-Palestine uni tents.

      Aka, LA 😂

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