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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $45 (Was $50) with Free MAGA Hat Keyring Delivered @ Coffee King

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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $45 (Was $50) with Free MAGA Hat Keyring Delivered @ Coffee King
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AssociatedCoffee-King on 22/07/2024 - 19:23 coffeeking.com.au (1593 clicks)
Last edited 22/07/2024 - 19:36 by 1 other user
TRUMPISBULLETPROOF

We are excited to announce this blend to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.

COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:

Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia

These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.

We have included a FREE GIFT, MAGA HAT KEYRING to complement your morning Roast!

Freshly roasted 22nd July - Will be sent out this week, will arrive before you can even drink the stuff.

Only 35 available!

Groceries Coffee Coffee Beans Key Ring

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  • Clear on 22/07/2024 - 22:38
    +3

    Unresolved Reports
    2 for Sockpuppeting

    Should have gone to Specsavers. OP has declared Association to their store.

  • wizzlesticks on 22/07/2024 - 22:42

    Are these coffee beans from 2016?

  • horice on 22/07/2024 - 22:46
    +2

    Contains crushed orphans for that extra tang?

    • gizmomelb on 22/07/2024 - 23:20
      +1

      Tang.. isn't that a bright orange, toxic… oh yeah just like Trump.

  • Bretttick on 22/07/2024 - 22:50
    +2

    Trump is bullet proof 🤣, code should be great movie

  • virtualds on 22/07/2024 - 22:56
    +1

    Can't wait for Trump to win the election. Share and crypto will go high.

    • vash5 on 23/07/2024 - 07:59

      πCan't wait for Trump to win the election. Share and crypto will go high.

      Amen brother 🙌

  • rekuhs on 22/07/2024 - 23:11
    +4

    Super (profanity) cringe.

    Stop giving this guy publicity

  • RecklessMonkeys on 22/07/2024 - 23:25
    +2

    Free asshat with butt plug

  • isthisreallife22 on 22/07/2024 - 23:27
    +4

    Ive never seen anything as bizarre as people workshopping Trump en mass. The most messed up thing I've seen

  • megaphat09 on 22/07/2024 - 23:36
    +6

    Politically motivated ad - not in the spirit of Ozbargain

  • happykamper on 22/07/2024 - 23:42
    +5

    Even if this this was trying to be ironically funny, it'd still be pathetic. Keep this garbage in the US where it belongs.

  • Autonomic on 22/07/2024 - 23:59
    +5

    Politically motivated US politics, not even relevant to Australia. At least try to pretend you're not grifting.

  • Devil on 23/07/2024 - 00:41
    +2

    Can't believe you actually thought this would sell here!

  • herman8 on 23/07/2024 - 01:43
    +5

    "We also have Trump Keyrings in stock for just $15 each… not many left now!"

    $1 landfill crap for not $15 but ONLY $7!!

  • Buyingcrap on 23/07/2024 - 02:47
    +4

    So I could buy beans from aldi, repackage them with a trump sticker and a cheap AliExpress trinket, advertise them on ozbargain causing outrage and debate then literally double my money because people will buy it to "piss off the snowflakes"?

    Not a bad (profanity) strategy, good job.

    • Ghost47 on 23/07/2024 - 23:17

      Actually not a bad idea lol.

  • scottysunday on 23/07/2024 - 04:37
    +6

    Was $38 for the 1kg 2 weeks ago, and still too expensive at that price. Decent coffee can be had for way cheaper, without a keychain.

  • DingoBilly on 23/07/2024 - 05:13
    +5

    Once you're done blocking some of the crazies on ozbargain, you can also block the deal poster as well fyi.

    https://blog.ozbargain.com.au/2012/blocking-stores-and-users…

    • Ghost47 on 23/07/2024 - 23:18
      +1

      Stonewalling people because they have a different opinion or believe different things to you is not how the world should work. That's exactly how echo chambers form and in fact this kind of advice will polarise people even further into the future.

      • Autonomic on 24/07/2024 - 13:23
        +2

        That only works if you assume people aren't trolling or arguing in bad faith

    • AlCoholic on 25/07/2024 - 11:55
      -1

      The left just loves cancel culture.

      • SBOB on 25/07/2024 - 11:58
        +2

        Agreed
        Lefties everywhere boycotting Bud Lite , Target, Bookstores etc etc

  • organamisms on 23/07/2024 - 05:23
    +6

    Cringe AF, if you made good coffee you wouldn't need so many tasteless gimmicks

  • scud70 on 23/07/2024 - 05:25
    +4

    Lol jack the price up and throw in some 'free' junk … What a bargain.. 100% move Trump would make.. touche

  • gretathunberg on 23/07/2024 - 05:31

    Why are the left wingers so full of hate?

    • AssociatedCoffee-King @ Coffee King on 23/07/2024 - 05:54

      I've wondered that for a long, long time now.

    • maverickjohn on 23/07/2024 - 14:57
      +5

      Who said it's only left-wingers hating on this deal.. nice generalisation chump. Many of us hate the fact he is bringing political agenda to coffee which is normally symbolic with having a nice and easy chilled gathering. Not hate or war approach..
      I couldn't be damned if the post was a democratic leader..
      But clearly you did with your ridiculous response to the negativity.

    • Ghost47 on 23/07/2024 - 23:21

      Mate people are full of hate on both sides.

  • trblvb on 23/07/2024 - 05:35
    +5

    Hey Lefties…Wake up and smell the covfefe: the only coffee that guarantees you'll be 'winning' all day long!.

    • Gervais fanboy on 23/07/2024 - 13:27
      -4

      You know what’s the best part about commenting on Page 5?
      Most Libs have run out of their negs by now, though they’ll be back with more tonight.

  • OzBargain User on 23/07/2024 - 06:02
    +9

    This is definitely not a bargain, check out Lime Blue or Airjo instead.

    • AssociatedCoffee-King @ Coffee King on 23/07/2024 - 06:25
      -3

      Thanks for sharing that. What code, and/or what deal do you suggest?

      • RecklessMonkeys on 23/07/2024 - 07:58
        +1

        I'm curious. Are you just trying to sell coffee or are you a fan of Trump?
        What do you like about him?

      • Ghost47 on 23/07/2024 - 23:23
        +1

        Something cheaper maybe. Sell these for $10 a bag.

  • M1lad on 23/07/2024 - 06:43
    +10

    Not a deal. Ban this bs from Ozbargain

  • FallsDigest on 23/07/2024 - 07:00
    +11

    Not a deal. $7 more expensive than 2 weeks ago.

    • AssociatedCoffee-King @ Coffee King on 23/07/2024 - 07:04
      -6

      These are freshly roasted though.

      • Lucille Bluth on 23/07/2024 - 08:01
        +14

        Bullshit. The old post said they were freshly roasted as well and you put the roast date and announced it was a new blend.

        • AssociatedCoffee-King @ Coffee King on 23/07/2024 - 08:43
          -3

          these are a newer roast date.

          • olderman on 23/07/2024 - 10:10
            +13

            @Coffee-King: How to destroy your own company reputation in 1, 2, 3…

  • tromboc on 23/07/2024 - 07:10
    +13

    What an interesting test of OzB moderation rules. This is by definition not a good bargain but maybe the mods are seeing the active debate as positive for website interaction? That sounds like something for the forums, but it feels hard to suggest as much without some trigger happy politically charged users calling me some sort of “lefty lib”

    At the end of the day most of us are just here for bargains which this is not.

    • Hinee on 23/07/2024 - 08:06
      +16

      Mods don't touch posts purely based on how good the deal is - that's up to the public. They've also proven countless times they're unwilling to actually moderate shithole threads like this full of BS and personal attacks. The fact that jv is allowed to purposely sow division and arguments in almost every one of his comments really shits me.

      Get used to it - this objectively average deal has 131 upvotes purely because of this tribal mentality of us vs them.

      • Ham Dragon on 23/07/2024 - 08:13
        +1

        They're undermining themselves when they pick & choose what content to moderate. The voting guidelines are unequivocal, yet most of the negative votes here are in violation (simply say "ugh" or "shit deal" etc etc, no justification…see the comment directly below). Reports are ignored or brushed off. Ignore the context / tribalism for a moment and consider what is motivating this? Ideology? Laziness? Whichever it's a shit look for the site and really questions the impartiality & professionalism of the mods.

        • foxes28 on 23/07/2024 - 08:35
          +2

          I think when there is massive division like here, the mods are scared to do anything as it may be perceived as supporting one side.

          • Ham Dragon on 23/07/2024 - 10:48
            +1

            @foxes28: That's pathetic then. Apply the rules without fear or favour, or change them.

            • tromboc on 23/07/2024 - 10:49
              +1

              @Ham Dragon: The reply to my report was basically "but it has some upvotes so we are leaving it"

              • Ham Dragon on 23/07/2024 - 10:51
                -1

                @tromboc: Yeah same, then tried to claim only certain parts of the voting guidelines apply, and it's actually "up to the community". What a load of bullshit.

        • lonewolf on 23/07/2024 - 14:54
          +1

          I do have to agree, that most of the neg votes are not warranted based on the neg vote guidelines and usually are so quickly removed. So that should really be applied here too.

      • Ghost47 on 23/07/2024 - 23:25

        The fact that jv is allowed to purposely sow division and arguments in almost every one of his comments really shits me.

        Lol I didn't realise jv could trigger people this badly. I do agree with the rest of your comments though especially re: personal attacks (also trolling and inflammatory comments). Maybe the mods enjoy controversy.

        tribal mentality of us vs them

        Exactly what the rich want.

    • BlasterBoy on 23/07/2024 - 08:31

      They get plenty of website interaction every time one of them amazing $10 Lizzo albums go on sale!

      • Gervais fanboy on 23/07/2024 - 13:40
        +1

        You checked out her weight loss DVD’s yet?

  • jaimex2 on 23/07/2024 - 07:45
    +10

    So cringe.

    I thought this was a meme post last time.

    • Last Seen on 23/07/2024 - 08:43
      +4

      Agreed.

      • Last Seen on 23/07/2024 - 10:08
        +7

        Expanding on this, I don't believe it's a deal because the price has been jacked $7 since last deal

  • BlasterBoy on 23/07/2024 - 08:30
    +5

    "Nicaragua
    Colombia
    Ethiopia"

    A real Trump supporter wouldn't want coffee that wasn't grown in the greatest country in the world, The USA! Once Trump is in and Project 2025 is going ahead, there will be no foreign coffee! It will be the greatest coffee ever made, by straight white men, for straight white men! /s

  • ugulgif on 23/07/2024 - 08:30
    +5

    So $7 for the keyring?

    • AssociatedCoffee-King @ Coffee King on 23/07/2024 - 08:38
      -7

      we sell them for $15

      • Ghost47 on 23/07/2024 - 23:27
        +1

        LOL.

  • SBOB on 23/07/2024 - 08:32
    +8

    Only 35 available!

    website

    Availability: 36 in stock

    strange that supporters of the coffee don't seem to be actually buying the product though.

    • AssociatedCoffee-King @ Coffee King on 23/07/2024 - 08:40
      +2

      only 35 codes available, not the product.

      • ihfree on 23/07/2024 - 09:17
        +5

        There's a lack of feedback from people who ordered from the last deal which is a bit concerning.

        Also, this user claims they haven't received their order

        • Ham Dragon on 23/07/2024 - 10:49

          'Comment Unpublished: Inflammatory'

          • ihfree on 23/07/2024 - 10:53
            +2

            @Ham Dragon: @aldroid could you try that again without the Inflammatory content?

      • SBOB on 23/07/2024 - 16:06
        +1

        so the deal is all used up and should be marked as expired? (You've sold 2 more bags since)
        160+ upvotes and such engagement, and you haven't sold 35 bags of 'bargain code' coffee? Seems like a few too many 'programmed minds' around, and not actual true fans of the coffee. I'm shocked

  • beefsandwich on 23/07/2024 - 09:14
    +20

    The USA idolisation of politicians is weird. Australians idolising US politicians is even weirder.

      • Buyingcrap on 23/07/2024 - 09:35
        +12

        Alright I'm convinced you are just trolling at this point.

      • BlasterBoy on 23/07/2024 - 21:59
        +1

        Have you read Project 2025? Do you support all the Christian Nationalist views of that? That's what Trump wants… He is not a good person, he is just going to bring more hate to the world.

    • lonewolf on 23/07/2024 - 14:57

      Actually, I would say its the opposite, The amount of Aussies who seem to have TDS and yet wont at all be affected by that politician meanwhile our own politicians are raping our land of its resources and selling it all off cheap to corporations and then getting amazing jobs with those companies down the line.

  • OzDealsWanted on 23/07/2024 - 09:36
    +2

    Is this real life?

    • Sheep Whisperer on 23/07/2024 - 09:38
      +4

      That depends did you take the red pill or blue pill?

  • zombrex on 23/07/2024 - 09:58
    -3

    Imagine being so deranged you get angry and upset about novelty coffee of an American President.
    Novelty items of all US presidents from both sides of politics have been sold for decades and will continue to be sold.

  • Sheep Whisperer on 23/07/2024 - 10:15
    +3

    Satire is lost on ob.

  • pegaxs on 23/07/2024 - 10:25
    +10

    Yeah, I dont support companies that align with dictators, convicted criminals, racist and homophobic shitbags, r@pists, p@edos, Nazi sympathisers, multiple failed bankrupt former casino owners, dodgy investors, just to name a few… even if it is in jest.

    This is nothing but rage bait advertising. It's disgusting to say the least.

    • Spets on 23/07/2024 - 11:24
      -3

      Bro got the whole lefty twitter talking points in one sentence. Well done!

      • pegaxs on 23/07/2024 - 16:17
        +8

        Oh, am I wrong on one of them? Please, let me know what one I am wrong about and I will edit it… I would hate to label Trump as a "serial failed business loser" if he isnt…

        Imagine being cucked so hard by the "Orange man good!" brain washing cult you actually believe his shit. The MAGA movement is the very definition of "sheep".

        I am not a "LeFtiSt", I'm just anti-bullshit and anti-dictator… I dont know about anyone else, but I don't think many people want a narcissistic convicted criminal, sex offender and failed business orangutan running a peanut butter sandwich shop, let alone a country. The very people that lick this guys arse are going to be the hardest hit if this geriatric, senile dipshit gets into power.

        Time to get your head out of Murdoch's arse, back off from licking Trump's boot heel and stop believing everything you hear on SkyNews.

        • pharcyde on 25/07/2024 - 22:42
          -2

          I'm not leftist

          Cringe rent-free rants about Rupert Murdoch

          Pick one

      • dogboy on 29/07/2024 - 13:44

        Doesn't get much more right leaning than Twitter. Are you mental?

  • ShadowStealer7 on 23/07/2024 - 10:33
    +12

    Even if you ignore the price jacking from the last time this was posted, you can get a kilo of beans, blends and single origins, from literally any other coffee store that gets posted on OzB for half the price and without trying to pander to the America brained. In what world is this a deal?

  • Denaz on 23/07/2024 - 10:43
    +4

    I thought this was satire…. how is this NOT satire!? Lol

  • maverickjohn on 23/07/2024 - 11:36
    +11

    This Op is ridiculous.. coming on here to try and start a political flame war.
    Just be sincere with your coffee. Don't give a damn about your politics views.. there are a legitimate bunch of coffee lovers you are putting off with this type of post.. either grow up or get out of the coffee business. Clearly you don't have a passion for coffee if this is how you market it.

    • beefsandwich on 23/07/2024 - 12:52
      +5

      5 pages of comments. 150 upvotes.

      OP has sold one bag of coffee lol

      • Ghost47 on 23/07/2024 - 23:31

        🤣

  • shoppe on 23/07/2024 - 12:52
    +2

    You spelt covfefe wrong. Go to skool!

    • dlovep on 24/07/2024 - 13:38

      Wait till you check out the key chain - Make Armenia Great Again…

  • Hinee on 23/07/2024 - 12:55
    +5

    $45 for a kilo of coffee isn't a good deal. Rep being a total (profanity) troll justifies the neg. Though even with nothing sold they'll still come out of it happy because they triggered those damn leftists.

  • ragrum on 23/07/2024 - 12:58
    +5

    Not a sincere bargain.

  • plopel on 23/07/2024 - 13:06

    Thank you

  • AircraftFreight on 23/07/2024 - 14:14
    +8

    $45 for a kilo of coffee is not a good deal. Rep is being the biggest (profanity) (profanity) on OzB by being a troll and stirring politics up. Mods/Admins, do better.

    • [Deactivated] on 25/07/2024 - 11:06
      +3

      Agree. Premium top end blends from boutique roasters can be had delivered for under $40 standard retail price. This is a terrible deal.

  • Andard on 23/07/2024 - 15:24

    Mods is it ok now to make jokes about assassinating people? Can we make jokes about killing Biden or Harris?

    • SpainKing on 25/07/2024 - 13:36

      I think the jokes about it were in poor taste and shouldn't be encouraged. Attempting to assassinate a running political leader is not good for democracy and to celebrate it only polarises people more and makes it more likely to happen again

  • scarface on 23/07/2024 - 16:08
    +5

    I wonder if Trump knows about this and if royalties are Payable? How about a Trump Covfefe trading card?

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