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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $45 (Was $50) with Free MAGA Hat Keyring Delivered @ Coffee King

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We are excited to announce this blend to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.

COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:

Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia

These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.

We have included a FREE GIFT, MAGA HAT KEYRING to complement your morning Roast!

Freshly roasted 22nd July - Will be sent out this week, will arrive before you can even drink the stuff.

Only 35 available!

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  • +3

    Not a good price for coffee.

  • -5

    Shot by a fellow bigot. brewed by a fellow bigot. Enjoyed by bigots everywhere.

    The funniest thing is that shooter boi lost a bet on election result day. Paid $15 to Bidens fund as the price. His classmates remember it. He was trying to accelerate the bigot agenda because Trrrump was taking too long.

    Only the Qld crimson nex could invent like this lmao

  • +7

    Embarrassing to support this criminal in Australia.

  • -2

    had to scroll through all that and no link to maga hat keychain.

    Maga hat keychain link pls.

    • It’s literally the 3rd comment on the first page… JFC.

      • that’s not OP it’s just a Aliexpress link to a random maga hat keychain. probably plenty on Amazon too if you search.

        they were responding until 9pm but looks like they don’t want to give it.

  • Turns out there is a limit on how many neg votes you can do in 24h :(

  • Interesting brand positioning & choice of marketing. It puzzles me since it just broadcasts that they're either a very very special company or a very very questionable one.

  • +2

    doesn’t even provide link to product in title.

    bad deal.

  • Woah.. deja vu.

    Comments were entertaining af.

  • -4

    So many enraged lefties unable to let this deal fade away…..

    • +5

      Do you realise that both parties in the US are right-leaning?
      You get the choice of standard right-wing, or extreme right-wing.
      There are no major left-wing parties in the USA, so saying you don't like Trump doesn't make you a "leftie" It means you probably are not an extremist or religious zealot who wants to end human rights for millions of people.

      • lmao no they are not
        its modern progressives vs 90s classical liberals

      • +1

        This is so true. The republicans are just so far right that anything to the left of them is considered 'lefties'. People don't realise the Democrats are centrists if anything.

    • +3

      Lol, such a NPC comment.

  • +5

    Make coffee great again

  • +5

    Poor taste

  • +1

    I'm Australian so I care deeply about American politics.

    • +2

      as you should also care about political happenings in Asia and Europe - we're connected economies and bad politics affects everyone. Not to mention we have so many "Americans" commenting politics in our Australian forums and sites.

  • I love a good thread of TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

  • +6

    We don't need this here, and this isn't a good price on coffee.

  • +5

    Not pulling the trigger on this one.

  • -1

    Can you throw in Trump's mugshot too?

  • +2

    Clickbait marketing.

    • +1

      You clicked!

  • +1

    Flat white with two shots thanks. One just isn't enough.

  • +2

    Get (profanity) stop trying to politicise everything.

  • +1

    odd

  • +2

    Too expensive.

  • +2

    Price hsd been jascked up by $7 brfore the "discount" was applied. The old deal was better.

  • +3

    Price increased and then reduced to make it appear to be a discount. Far more expensive than similar beans from other retailers.

    Deal is only getting any attention due to the ragebait marketing.

  • -3

    Do you eed to be a rapist to order this coffee ?

    • No, that's required for the Biden "Ashleys Diary" blend.

      • +1

        Member since 2018 and this deal was enough to wake you for your first couple of posts.

        • -3

          Correct. I've been sitting back watching the slow decline of this community. It's always been a haven for liberal thinking but since Covid, the appalling mandates, Trump and the LGBTQ+ movement it's become a cesspool for the mentally ill extreme left wing. I just couldn't bite my tongue any longer. I'm sure you'll just delete this post due to profanity or some lame excuse because that's how the left deals with conflict. Personally I couldn't care less. I'm just here for the deals.

          • -4

            @AlCoholic: he tried to go through your comment history to see what he can find so he could use it to personally attack you. but he found nothing xD

          • +1

            @AlCoholic:

            I'm just here for the deals.

            And yet in 6 years , never up voted one, and a coffee deal put you over the lefties outrage threshold. Strange straw to break the camels back, but whatever story helps. Maybe your other account is more active.

            For a liberal haven this place sure seems to get some rather massive upvotes and engagement on 'non liberal haven' deals. P

      • +1

        Gropey Joe is a very sick individual.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4PLSPvJ9BY

  • +1

    No deal, just self advertising

  • +1

    This is a terrible price for a bag of coffee..
    Blue Lime, Inglewood and Airjo are better

  • +1

    thanks OP got some

  • Is it worth tarnishing the company's brand with stunts like this? $45/kg is also very expensive for coffee, no matter how good it is.

  • +1

    Not enough stock

  • +1

    Obviously not a deal. Price is out of control. Advertising.

  • +1

    nice… trump supporters, I know where not to spend my money now :D

  • +3

    Wasn't a good deal last time, now it's more expensive, contains a cheap landfill trinket, and even more cringe marketing.

    • -1

      landfill.. a term which should have been applied to Trump.

  • The deal expired, but the smell of a rich populists and their fans' wild hopes is still around.

  • Dodgy practices.

  • -6

    Gotta love the unhinged comments. So many TDS sufferers with Trump living rent free in their heads.

  • This is dumb AF

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