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Buy 1 Solar Powered Waving USA President $6.95 & Get 1 Dancing Mexican Cactus Free + Shipping (Free MEL C&C) @ Smooth Sales

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My Fellow OzBargainers,

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Deal Details:

Price: $6.95 + shipping
Free Click and Collect: Melbourne Warehouse (for the locals)
Metro Shipping: Flat rate $7.95

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*no actual guarantees will be made.
Cactus will be added to your order when shipped. One cactus per order.

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          • @dogboy: You're definitely not unhinged.

    • -2

      Melania Trump or Jill Biden?

      • +1

        For you, Mrs. Palmer.

  • +6

    Would this guy have hole or stitches on his ear?

    • +4

      No, that is the new model.

    • +4

      For realism… neither.

  • +6

    Why is his mouth open like that?

    • +25

      It's where the Mexican cactus goes.

      • +14

        But then he might get a 'little prick' in his mouth.

        • +7

          I guess that almost makes him a cannibal.

        • Better than that thing that looks like toad from mario

        • he's not that flexible.

    • +16

      Its where something gets Putin.

  • +2

    Does the cactus go on the wall or behind the wall?

    • Over the wall on a plane.

  • +1

    Happy to pay extra for RED EAR version, not RED TIE version.

    • +6

      I can make that for you for an extra charge.

      • -1

        There's no need to diversify towards shameless.

    • +2

      This is the RED NECK edition. Mainly purchased by hillbillies or hillsong.

  • +2

    I think you will sell more with a Kamala one

    • +12

      Kamala fans aren't stupid enough to pay 7 bucks plus postage for a couple of two-dollar bobbleheads, friend.

        • why u hate us black

          • +11

            @zorodluffy: I am black, so I guess I must hate myself then?

            Anyways, I love how me objectively making an argument is you thinking I hate a certain racial group.

            Fact - Kamala polls the strongest amongst the black voter base, especially black. women.

            • +3

              @Gervais fanboy: stop pretending to be black.

              have you been black all your life?

              • @zorodluffy: 🤦🏻‍♂️

                • +1

                  @Gervais fanboy: Gervais, I believe what they will be calling you is the black face of white supremacy.. 🤣

                  • +2

                    @WasBargain: lol, a big fan of Larry Elder btw.

                    • +2

                      @Gervais fanboy: Good man! Me too!

                      Trying to distance myself a little from PBD though.

                      NGL, I haven't missed a live morning (for us) episode of TimCast in almost 5 years.. 😅

                      • +1

                        @WasBargain: PBD has his merits but at the end of the day, he’s just a grifter too.
                        Also, he’s terrible at making an argument, does F all research.

                        TimPool is deemed invincible by many but I never really got into him that much, for some reason I have always likened him to the likes of Shapiro, Klavan(?), Crowder etc I never really liked any of them tbh.

                        Mark Dice is good btw, he’s a genuine patriot who doesn’t flip flop on things. Candace’s decent too, especially for standing against the DW in her limited defence of the Palestinians.

                        Godfather of them all, Sir Thomas Sowell, only man I can never fault for anything ever.
                        I used to write to him when I was in college, never heard anything back though lol.

                        • @Gervais fanboy: Oh woah, very nice! He is an absolute genius..

                          I've started to watch Mark Dice recently actually, very insightful. I've stopped watching Ben because of Candace but admittedly don't watch enough of her now.

                          I never, ever got into Klavan but I enjoy the charm of Matt Walsh and sometimes watch some of the more comedic videos of Matt Walsh because he looks soo uncomfortable.. 🤣

                          I used to be heavy into Crowder but couldn't keep up with his live schedule ranging from 12am - 2am start because of timezone changes. He also got really bad with starting on time, replacing live eps with prerecorded street videos people don't care for when watching live, sometimes he just wasn't there and Gerald takes over the show but he's a pretty boring character,
                          even after becoming CEO of LouderWithCrowder. Then I completely tuned out after the allegations with his wife and others etc.

                          Maybe being half Asian, I guess I just sort of clicked with Tim at that time. He comes across as overly confident in the moment with some issues, aggressive even but I appreciate that. He has strong conviction I guess you could say. Some episodes are really stoggy though. Others are suprisingly entertaining depending on the guest(s).

                          Funnily enough, you have the very same take on PBD as Tim Pool. You and Tim seemingly smart characters.. 😅

                          • +4

                            @WasBargain: Come for the bargains, stay for the alt right love in 😂 good grief you boys are pathetic

                            • +2

                              @Dandaman21: Pathethic is you needing to comment and pretend to be the tolerant left.. 😅

                              People sharing interests that arn't dancing naked for children or praising terroristic international actions really takes away from your virtuous efforts, my bad.

                              • -1

                                @WasBargain: Bruh 💀

                              • @WasBargain: Oh my bad, usually you guys are all about the free speech! Guess just not when it's hurting your feelings huh 🥹 p.s never pretended to be tolerant, I'd happily run you out of town 🥰

                            • +1

                              @Dandaman21: That conversation shows you just how lost and love deprived these dudes are, and how the alt right gives them a community to fit in.
                              Too bad it's based on wanting to make the lives of others miserable uh.

                          • @WasBargain: lol, also I was a proper lefty once too. Just like Tim pool.
                            Btw the only political commentators I have ever subscribed to and watched religiously are Dice and PhilDeFranco but you are properly in there man, I am sure you are probably much more informed than I am on most topics.

                            • +1

                              @Gervais fanboy: My information retention is really poor though. I have too much time on my hands being a full-time carer for a parent. I've been trying to fine-tune my algorithm and cut back on a lot of these commentators because it gets a bit much at times. A lot of information to keep ontop of and absorb.

                              I'm sure you actually spend your watching-time wisely though.. 😅 Tim Pool is supposed to be the typical "milk-toast" but I feel him leaning a little in the last few years.. 😅

                              I was also pretty hardcore lefty my whole life and up until not too long ago. Parents involved in the unions. First hand witness to the depravaty that happens within. Like crabs in a bucket. Eventually something just gave and I had to do my own research and the walls around started tumbling.. 😅

                              • @WasBargain: Oh no. Bro actually lives in his parents basement. You became the trope 😂

                                • @Dandaman21: You don't read too well. I am a full time carer for A parent.. 😅

                                  Typical leftist ad hominem garbage because uneducated. 🤣

                                  • @WasBargain: Living in your parents basement obsessing over another countries political system, this is what the alt right has become. I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.

              • +2

                @zorodluffy: stop being transracialfobic, you discriminating bigot

              • @zorodluffy: I think the quote is Gervais "happened to turn black and now Gervais wants to be known as Black"

            • @Gervais fanboy: Fake tan doesn't change your race lol

        • +3

          It’s not about race bro. It’s about if you have done something wrong against current laws, then you should be put into jail.

          Trump has done worst than Kamala by evicting and not accepting people of colour to rent his properties.

        • +4

          Yes because Trump is a friend to black people. For sure he didn’t take out full page ads accusing them of crimes they didn’t commit oh wait…

          • @smartazz104: Oh you mean the central park angels who actually did do it?

      • Oh yes they are.

      • As if anyone is a fan of Kamala wtf?

  • +27

    What the hell has happened to the mods? This landfill bullshit is not a bargain by absolutely any definition.

    • +14

      Mods don't determine what gets upvotes, the community does.

      That's the reason why OzBargain is the best place to get bargains.

      Even if it occasionally results in terrible value deals like this one appearing on the "front page".

      • +27

        Except it's increasingly featuring crap like this and blatant advertising from shonky businesses, which is making it less OzBargain and more OzUSPoliticsWithAds. If I wanted Twitter or Reddit I'd go there.

        The only reason this kind of thing seems to fly is the political angle. If people started posting random $10 junk shop items off eBay they'd get booted in a heartbeat, yet for some reason this persists.

        • +4

          oh c'mon, are you deliberately ignoring weekly vinyl record deals that "connoisseur audiophiles" listen to on $200 record players over a bluetooth ipods?

      • +3

        The Left expect votes to be fixed in their favour, none of this free speech and democracy stuff.

        • +7

          What Left, sounds like you’ve deep throated political propaganda.

    • +5

      Cry more. Please cry, more.

    • I'm fairly sure I've seen a few Tesla posts on here. Now if there is landfill, the EV's are the leading example of this.

  • +1

    That is not the only Donald they sell!
    Behold: Donald Harris, father of the Vice President:

    https://smoothsales.com.au/products/solar-powered-rasta-danc…

    (He is Jamaican, geddit? OK, he actually looks more like Gus Fring.

  • Good for target practice

    • Going to need it..

    • exactly my thought

    • +21

      We assure you, the only ideology we're propagating is the right to a fun dashboard. Who knew a waving figure and a dancing cactus could spark such a debate?

      • +1

        I dunno man, I used to have a profile pic of an Australian flag on fire to inspire my burning pride for this country, but who knew it made me get banned

        • +7

          With a name like Centrelink, I'm sure you get more than pride from this country.

      • +2

        The mere allusion to Orange Man Bad is enough to induce histrionics & unhinged, involuntary seething by the resident members of the Tolerant Left.

      • +2

        Who knew a waving figure and a dancing cactus could spark such a debate?

        oh i think you knew very well, this is nothing more than a free ad for your store, and credit where due it's worked out for you hasn't it.

        despite my admittedly liberal leanings I have no problems with the MAGA crowd , such is democracy after all and I can see Trump's political appeal.

        I do take a very dim view of sellers who capitalise on political/contentious issues to make a buck with pretend ignorance.

  • +11

    This deal is going to be yuuuge, believe me. Don’t miss out – get yours now before they’re all gone.

    I'm sure I can speak on behalf of 99.9% of the community when I say that we're all happy to Miss Out on this 'Deal'

  • +11

    Rubbish. No deal.

  • +5

    This is a waste of plastic. I am offended if I am plastic.

    • +2

      he doesn't, hence he married Melania

  • +3

    Do not want it even if it is free.

  • +1

    See mods, this happens when you show people ozb is full of gullible idiots

    • +5

      I know right, there's so many neg votes it's not funny

  • +5

    While I'm no fan of Trump I'm not easily offended or sensitive like some others so this can sit alongside the jv coffee beans that made so many people cry (neg me if I'm right).

    Then again I probably won't spend the $14.90 to get something I don't need anyway lol.

    • +7

      Lot of lefty luvvies of this site who get mighty triggered by the orange man bad.

      • +4

        They wouldn't be negging unless they were so upset and enraged. Life is too short to cry over a solar powered toy.

        • -8

          If we were talking about a Hitler miniature would you find it so amusing? The guy is a literal fascist - that is proven by both his attempt to steal the election, and the Project 2025 people he's surrounding himself by.

          • +6

            @JohnHowardsEyebrows: Straw man. The best advice is don't engage and you'll be more happy.

            • @Clear: Not a straw man at all. A literal fascist is perfectly fine to attack.

              • +6

                @JohnHowardsEyebrows: At this rate the negs that agree with my statement about people being too easily triggered seems to be winning.

                If you don't want a deal to reach front page don't work with the OzBargain algorithm by commenting and voting. Instead work against the algorithm by not voting, commenting or generating views. Unfortunately this hasn't worked in your favour.

                • +4

                  @Clear: Ultimately idiots will post in support, many will post against, but the nature of Trump is it'll be page one regardless of neg inputs. But it's also important to make it clear that supporting convicted felon, proven molester, and enjoyer of Epstein hospitality Donald Trump is not what civilised people do.

                  • +8

                    @JohnHowardsEyebrows: Yes those recent supreme court cases really showed how messed up America is and how corrupt the judges and so forth are.

                  • +5

                    @JohnHowardsEyebrows:

                    But it's also important to make it clear that supporting convicted felon and rapist Trump is not what civilised people do.

                    Not sure of your definition of 'civilised', does that mean 'anyone who thinks differently to me'? because an educated person would know that politically motivated convictions are meaningless. It actually says more about the prosecutors than the convicted. You only only to think about this just a tiny bit to see plenty of examples eg. Gandhi, Mandela, Aung Sun Suu Kyi etc…

          • +5

            @JohnHowardsEyebrows:

            The guy is a literal fascist

            You seem to not understand the definition of the words 'literal' or 'fascist'.
            Not understanding things is a common trait among those afflicted with TDS…

            • +8

              @1st-Amendment: A figurative fascist might be an egomaniacal boss. Makes the office challenging, undermines work, but you all go home at night and are free to leave at will.

              A literal fascist tries to capture the state, and engages in exteme propaganda exercises, rails against the 'lying press', threatens opponents with violence.

              I hope this has been educational for you.

              In tomorrow's lesson I'll teach you that the '1st amendment' is part of something called a 'constitution', which your beloved sex offender wants to scrap.

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