Buy 1 Solar Powered Waving USA President $6.95 & Get 1 Dancing Mexican Cactus Free + Shipping (Free MEL C&C) @ Smooth Sales

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Buy 1 Solar Powered Waving USA President $6.95 & Get 1 Dancing Mexican Cactus Free + Shipping (Free MEL C&C) @ Smooth Sales
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AssociatedArcherVice on 30/07/2024 - 15:41 smoothsales.com.au (4016 clicks)
Last edited 30/07/2024 - 18:15 by 1 other user

My Fellow OzBargainers,

It’s HUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS. You won’t believe this deal – believe me, you just won’t. We’re talking about the best deal in the history of deals. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

For a limited time only, get your hands on a Donald Trump Lookalike Solar-Powered Waving USA President Figure for just $6.95 + shipping. This little guy waves at you, just like the greatest American president waves at all his tremendous fans. And guess what? That’s not all, folks.

Buy this fantastic, incredible, amazing figure and you get a FREE Solar-Powered Dancing Mexican Cactus. That’s right, folks – a FREE Mexican cactus that dances. It’s like a fiesta on your dashboard. The best part? This is all for you, my fellow OzBargainers.

Deal Details:

Price: $6.95 + shipping
Free Click and Collect: Melbourne Warehouse (for the locals)
Metro Shipping: Flat rate $7.95

This deal is going to be yuuuge, believe me. Don’t miss out – get yours now before they’re all gone. It’s going to be tremendous. You’re going to love it, I guarantee* it.

Make your dashboard GREAT again!

*no actual guarantees will be made.
Cactus will be added to your order when shipped. One cactus per order.

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Comments

  • UFO on 30/07/2024 - 17:03
    +3

    OP is persistent I'll give them that much.

    Has posted 146 "deals"… and none of them have really taken off.
    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/user/125482/nodes

    Was due for a win I guess?
    But unfortunately all the plus votes are coming from political voting- not because this is a deal.
    This junk is available at other retailers for the same price… no deal.

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 30/07/2024 - 17:07
      +5

      Fake News!

      Other websites have higher freight for metropolitan shipping.
      You also don't get a FREE Solar Powered Dancing Cactus.

      Also, just interesting to note, one of our most popular deals was the Solar Powered Dancing Jesus.
      106 Upvotes!

    • Gervais fanboy on 30/07/2024 - 17:08
      +3

      unfortunately all the plus votes are coming from political voting

      Can’t say the same about the negative votes?

      • UFO on 30/07/2024 - 18:52
        +1

        Nope. The can also be attributable to the fact this isn't a bargain.

        Same junk doll available elsewhere for same price.

  • mmrazz on 30/07/2024 - 17:10
    +1

    In case you need to tell them apart, the cactus is the green one, the trump one is the orange one.

  • lilchonk on 30/07/2024 - 17:10
    +2

    Is this able to press a keyboard key like a drinking bird so it still looks like im active on teams?

  • R4 on 30/07/2024 - 17:11
    -1

    Trigger - it should be a name of a horse but when it comes to stuff like this……….

  • King Steuart on 30/07/2024 - 17:11
    +2

    I did not… have… sexual relations… with that cactus.

    I came for this.

  • WasBargain on 30/07/2024 - 17:15
    +1

    Hey @ArcherVice, is it a free cactus per Trump? Or per order?

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 30/07/2024 - 17:17
      +1

      Hi There,
      It's per order.

      • WasBargain on 30/07/2024 - 17:18

        Damnit, I was gonna' grab a few and was hoping I got a few Cacti aswell.. 😅

  • trblvb on 30/07/2024 - 17:17
    +5

    Thanks for the great deal, OP! Keep them coming. Next up, how about a deal on a giggly Kamala Harris?

    • WasBargain on 30/07/2024 - 17:18
      +1

      It's KACKLING KAMALA. 😁

      • R4 on 30/07/2024 - 20:16
        +1

        And her cats!!

  • lowey71 on 30/07/2024 - 17:17
    +5

    Must be the revised model

    • matches his expression when he found out he is no longer competing against Biden
    • mouth open ready to inhale more corporate donor money
    • Face when he saw footage of JD Vance and the couch
    • Loki556 on 30/07/2024 - 17:28
      +4

      The rhetoric on the democrat side has reached a new low

      • JohnHowardsEyebrows on 30/07/2024 - 17:30
        +2

        Maybe you're right. It's probably Trump demonstrating to Stormy Daniels how he wants her. 🍄

      • ihfree on 30/07/2024 - 17:33
        +9

        Isn't Newscorp going on about Kamala's laugh?

        If that's not a new low, I don't know what is.

        • JohnHowardsEyebrows on 30/07/2024 - 17:38
          +8

          SkyNews in Australia is going at it even harder than Fox News over there. It's such an fascinating window into the minds of the idiots in Australia who idolise Trump. I even saw a few of them suggesting Trump should and would (and could) pull rank and take over Australia back in 2020, that's the kind of dimwits we're dealing with.

  • lilchonk on 30/07/2024 - 17:22
    +3

    i bought 5000 to own the libs

  • ihfree on 30/07/2024 - 17:29

    Can't wait to have these dancing to the Official Donald Trump Anthem

  • Cjv7 on 30/07/2024 - 17:31

    I can try this as a bid scarer

  • pformag on 30/07/2024 - 17:34
    +4

    Classic smooth brain stuff

  • Stuj on 30/07/2024 - 17:34
    +4

    I’m eagerly awaiting a peter Dutton version powered by mini reactor

    • ihfree on 30/07/2024 - 17:38
      +2

      There's a DIY version powered by a potato if you find yourself waiting a long time for the reactor version.

    • smartazz104 on 30/07/2024 - 20:05
      +5

      See if this were an Australian politician everyone would band together to downvote it to hell. For some reason there are people who view Trump as some sort of stable genius when he can’t even drink water properly.

  • Loki556 on 30/07/2024 - 17:35
    +3

    The polling on this product is 3 to 1, just saying…

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 30/07/2024 - 17:36
      +2

      We do also sell Poles :D

  • Bearlion on 30/07/2024 - 17:38
    +1

    The cactus sounds good, any other bobblehead deals? not interested in USA politics.

  • kurt88 on 30/07/2024 - 17:39
    +2

    Disgusting. You can't pay me enough to have this orange turd placed in my house.

  • morestuff on 30/07/2024 - 17:44
    +8

    It's a piece of crap. Just like the real thing.

  • grr1701 on 30/07/2024 - 17:51
    +2

    Funny. Trump’s NOT president. Solar powered former guy.

    • McFly on 30/07/2024 - 17:54
      -1

      You won't be able to delete that comment come November…

      • smartazz104 on 30/07/2024 - 20:05
        +2

        He isn’t winning in November, or ever.

    • jebdra on 30/07/2024 - 20:42

      Solar powered felon

  • karteej on 30/07/2024 - 17:53
    +2

    Cheap junk. Basically landfill.

  • grr1701 on 30/07/2024 - 17:54

    Q. What’s the difference between TRUMP’s Congress and the cactus?
    A. All the pricks are on the OUTSIDE of the cactus!

    • smartazz104 on 30/07/2024 - 20:06

      Probably applies to congress in general.

  • GRP on 30/07/2024 - 17:54

    Going cheap as all stock has right ear damage.

    • McFly on 30/07/2024 - 17:56

      Maybe its because all stock doesn't?

  • ScruffTheJanitor on 30/07/2024 - 17:55

    Trash isn't a bargain

    • McFly on 30/07/2024 - 17:59
      +1

      One man's trash is another… you know the thing.

      • congo on 30/07/2024 - 18:19

        man's treasure

  • brokey on 30/07/2024 - 17:57

    whhhhyyyyyyyy

  • hugh on 30/07/2024 - 17:59

    Voting negative due to not including the jail cell, dimensions are inaccurate - not fat, colour is not orange enough, hands are too big, lift shoes missing and the posture is all wrong. Cheap looking suit is not cheap looking enough.
    Poor quality likeness, assesories not included.

    Good for target practice, clippings the right ear without any visible damage achieves maximum bonus points.

  • bailbondsh on 30/07/2024 - 18:08

    funny how politics items always gets downvoted hehehe

  • Duckie2hh on 30/07/2024 - 18:09

    More guns

  • pharcyde on 30/07/2024 - 18:11
    -2

    This has obviously angered the Soyjak's/Libcel's.

    Does the Crazy "unburdened" Kamala one come with her own Wine Bottle?

    • smartazz104 on 30/07/2024 - 20:06
      +4

      Clever, can you roll over and play fetch too?

  • ozbozb on 30/07/2024 - 18:17

    Coconut

  • congo on 30/07/2024 - 18:18
    +2

    Landfill, save the planet…

    • bailbondsh on 30/07/2024 - 18:24
      +1

      Says I guy on Ozbargain lol

  • hopper on 30/07/2024 - 18:20
    +3

    OP successfully got recognition for his store. Mission accomplished

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 30/07/2024 - 18:34

      Thank you! If making dashboards across the country a little more fun is a mission, then consider it accomplished!

    • May4th on 30/07/2024 - 22:15

      sadly this is what gets publicity nowadays, much like only fans 'content creators' selling their ware. and simps always lap it up

  • Fredfloresjr on 30/07/2024 - 18:24

    YEAHHHHH the NEXXT PRESIDENT. EASIEST WIN THIS NOVEMBER!!!!

    • RolandWaites on 30/07/2024 - 18:36

      Realistically he's got at best a 52% chance of victory. It's far from an easy win.

  • Uncle Roger on 30/07/2024 - 18:25
    +2

    Haiyaaa what in the MSG is going on over here

  • Fredfloresjr on 30/07/2024 - 18:26

    Positive to negative ratio is the exact voting difference this November. Easiest landslide baby! Lets go trumpy!!!

    https://ibb.co/0XY97Ms

  • cashless on 30/07/2024 - 18:27
    +1

    Trump - Cactus
    Yeah, that’s about right

  • Freestyle on 30/07/2024 - 18:27
    -1

    Piss off Muricans go back to your sh*thole

  • BargainKen on 30/07/2024 - 18:31

    Do they have a waving Mr Potatohead for Dutton?

  • Fredfloresjr on 30/07/2024 - 18:33
    +2

    Copped. Just in time for my tesla MYP delivery tomorrow.

    https://ibb.co/zVSmrh2

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 30/07/2024 - 18:37
      +2

      The only Breaking Bad items we have sold were the caps for $1.95, the Plastic Cups for $1.95 and the Keychains for $0.85. We used to have the cooking apron and we sold 2000 in 1 hour on OzBargain without a single complaint.

      If you have any issues with any orders, you are always welcome to get in touch.

      • Whatisthatvelvet on 30/07/2024 - 19:07
        +1

        Hey I managed to get the Breaking Bad apron. Still cooking with it now

  • Quantico on 30/07/2024 - 18:36

    Does the cactus fit in the monsters mouth?

  • Bretttick on 30/07/2024 - 18:36

    Trump ☝️

  • JakeyJooJoo on 30/07/2024 - 18:38
    +4

    Ffs. Enough of this cult leader bull crap.

  • monky on 30/07/2024 - 18:51
    +2

    Two pricks for the price of one!

  • jimmy1593 on 30/07/2024 - 19:12

    MAGA using chinese stuff?

  • Herbs on 30/07/2024 - 19:50

    Landfill. Also, tie isn't long enough.

  • noz on 30/07/2024 - 19:57

    Not orange enough

  • Xizor on 30/07/2024 - 20:00
    +5

    Landfill junk and just silly waste of money nonsense that triggers muppets.

    I'll take 6.

  • confidantduk on 30/07/2024 - 20:03
    +3

    ironically this still has more value than the person it's parodying, commenting to neg

  • nobro25 on 30/07/2024 - 20:11
    +2

    The entire election is about Trump.

    Vote Republicans = Like Trump.

    Vote Democrats = Hate Trump regardless of who the nominee for the democrats are.

  • dogboy on 30/07/2024 - 20:17
    +4

    Republicans are just .. weird.

  • [Deactivated] on 30/07/2024 - 20:17
    +3

    Mods seem perfectly content to allow more of these trash posts taking the piss and gaming the system. RIP Ozbargain.

  • jebdra on 30/07/2024 - 20:22
    +1

    As others have said - not a bargain at all

    Cheaper elsewhere

    https://thebasewarehouse.com.au/products/solar-powered-novel…

  • Hugh G Rection on 30/07/2024 - 20:44

    this is indestructible

  • jebdra on 30/07/2024 - 20:46
    +3

    Please correct the description

    He's not the USA president

    You could entitled it solar powered felon

    Or solar powered twice impeached former president

    • McFly on 30/07/2024 - 20:47

      You're so witty.

    • rs0123 on 30/07/2024 - 22:13

      Stormy has seen it all …

  • Jimbuscus on 30/07/2024 - 20:46
    +4

    Not as bad as the tweet as a deal, can you guys stick to your Yank forums, I just want regular Australia centric deals.

  • Navin000 on 30/07/2024 - 20:55
    +2

    Plastic agenda junk for 7 bucks. Plenty of equal quality junk at the dollar shop.

  • bargainatoraah on 30/07/2024 - 21:00
    -1

    So many soy boy downvotes and tears 😭

    • McFly on 30/07/2024 - 21:04
      +1

      Soy tears?

  • guidedlight on 30/07/2024 - 21:08

    This looks old and weird

  • gentlecrack on 30/07/2024 - 21:30

    Not the current president. Misleading.

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