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Buy 1 Solar Powered Waving USA President $6.95 & Get 1 Dancing Mexican Cactus Free + Shipping (Free MEL C&C) @ Smooth Sales

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Buy 1 Solar Powered Waving USA President $6.95 & Get 1 Dancing Mexican Cactus Free + Shipping (Free MEL C&C) @ Smooth Sales
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AssociatedArcherVice on 30/07/2024 - 15:41 smoothsales.com.au (7296 clicks)
Last edited 30/07/2024 - 18:15 by 1 other user

My Fellow OzBargainers,

It’s HUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS. You won’t believe this deal – believe me, you just won’t. We’re talking about the best deal in the history of deals. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

For a limited time only, get your hands on a Donald Trump Lookalike Solar-Powered Waving USA President Figure for just $6.95 + shipping. This little guy waves at you, just like the greatest American president waves at all his tremendous fans. And guess what? That’s not all, folks.

Buy this fantastic, incredible, amazing figure and you get a FREE Solar-Powered Dancing Mexican Cactus. That’s right, folks – a FREE Mexican cactus that dances. It’s like a fiesta on your dashboard. The best part? This is all for you, my fellow OzBargainers.

Deal Details:

Price: $6.95 + shipping
Free Click and Collect: Melbourne Warehouse (for the locals)
Metro Shipping: Flat rate $7.95

This deal is going to be yuuuge, believe me. Don’t miss out – get yours now before they’re all gone. It’s going to be tremendous. You’re going to love it, I guarantee* it.

Make your dashboard GREAT again!

*no actual guarantees will be made.
Cactus will be added to your order when shipped. One cactus per order.

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  • karteej on 30/07/2024 - 17:53
    +2

    Cheap junk. Basically landfill.

  • grr1701 on 30/07/2024 - 17:54

    Q. What’s the difference between TRUMP’s Congress and the cactus?
    A. All the pricks are on the OUTSIDE of the cactus!

    • smartazz104 on 30/07/2024 - 20:06

      Probably applies to congress in general.

  • GRP on 30/07/2024 - 17:54

    Going cheap as all stock has right ear damage.

    • McFly on 30/07/2024 - 17:56

      Maybe its because all stock doesn't?

  • ScruffTheJanitor on 30/07/2024 - 17:55

    Trash isn't a bargain

    • McFly on 30/07/2024 - 17:59
      +3

      One man's trash is another… you know the thing.

      • congo on 30/07/2024 - 18:19

        man's treasure

  • brokey on 30/07/2024 - 17:57

    whhhhyyyyyyyy

  • hugh on 30/07/2024 - 17:59

    Voting negative due to not including the jail cell, dimensions are inaccurate - not fat, colour is not orange enough, hands are too big, lift shoes missing and the posture is all wrong. Cheap looking suit is not cheap looking enough.
    Poor quality likeness, assesories not included.

    Good for target practice, clippings the right ear without any visible damage achieves maximum bonus points.

  • bailbondsh on 30/07/2024 - 18:08
    +1

    funny how politics items always gets downvoted hehehe

  • Duckie2hh on 30/07/2024 - 18:09

    More guns

  • pharcyde on 30/07/2024 - 18:11
    +1

    This has obviously angered the Soyjak's/Libcel's.

    Does the Crazy "unburdened" Kamala one come with her own Wine Bottle?

    • smartazz104 on 30/07/2024 - 20:06
      +7

      Clever, can you roll over and play fetch too?

    • ScruffTheJanitor on 31/07/2024 - 08:46

      Oh what a pretty parrot! 🦜

  • ozbozb on 30/07/2024 - 18:17
    -1

    Coconut

  • congo on 30/07/2024 - 18:18
    +2

    Landfill, save the planet…

    • bailbondsh on 30/07/2024 - 18:24
      +1

      Says I guy on Ozbargain lol

      • SpainKing on 31/07/2024 - 13:47

        Try that one again

        • bailbondsh on 31/07/2024 - 21:20

          You are really having a go at that spelling mistake? Geebus

          • SpainKing on 02/08/2024 - 13:28

            @bailbondsh: Yep, I can't figure out what it is you were trying to say. The only letter close to I that possibly fits is "U", but "Says u guy on Ozbargain lol" seems like a strange expression

            If it was meant to be "A" it's hard to understand how you could've mistyped an "I" using a conventional keyboard

            Same goes for the number "1", unless somehow you confused a 1 and an I but I didn't assume you to be that prone to mistakes

            The comment in it's current form isn't a coherent sentence and if you said it in person I'd want clarification too, probably more as our mouths aren't prone to spelling mistakes

            • bailbondsh on 02/08/2024 - 14:00

              @SpainKing: You could have just asked me why lol

              • SpainKing on 02/08/2024 - 14:25

                @bailbondsh: Why?

                • bailbondsh on 02/08/2024 - 16:23

                  @SpainKing: I have ADHD and autism, I think at the time I wrote that I was higher than usual stress, which effects cognitive functioning in general, executive function etc, so my brain is getting confused with simple recall of words and grammar. I'm not sure what is exactly is happening, but I'd guess that it's like looking for a call number in a library with the faintest amount of light.

                • bailbondsh on 02/08/2024 - 16:25

                  @SpainKing: Yes, I meant "a", interestingly I wrote it as a capital as if I was writing "I"

  • hopper on 30/07/2024 - 18:20
    +6

    OP successfully got recognition for his store. Mission accomplished

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 30/07/2024 - 18:34

      Thank you! If making dashboards across the country a little more fun is a mission, then consider it accomplished!

    • May4th on 30/07/2024 - 22:15

      sadly this is what gets publicity nowadays, much like only fans 'content creators' selling their ware. and simps always lap it up

  • Fredfloresjr on 30/07/2024 - 18:24
    +2

    YEAHHHHH the NEXXT PRESIDENT. EASIEST WIN THIS NOVEMBER!!!!

    • RolandWaites on 30/07/2024 - 18:36

      Realistically he's got at best a 52% chance of victory. It's far from an easy win.

    • FabMan on 31/07/2024 - 06:15
      -1

      You an American in Australia?

  • Uncle Roger on 30/07/2024 - 18:25
    +3

    Haiyaaa what in the MSG is going on over here

  • Fredfloresjr on 30/07/2024 - 18:26
    +2

    Positive to negative ratio is the exact voting difference this November. Easiest landslide baby! Lets go trumpy!!!

    https://ibb.co/0XY97Ms

    • ScruffTheJanitor on 31/07/2024 - 08:47
      -1

      Oh buddddy no. There's far easier ways to make sure you never have sex

  • cashless on 30/07/2024 - 18:27
    +1

    Trump - Cactus
    Yeah, that’s about right

  • Freestyle on 30/07/2024 - 18:27
    -1

    Piss off Muricans go back to your sh*thole

  • BargainKen on 30/07/2024 - 18:31

    Do they have a waving Mr Potatohead for Dutton?

  • Fredfloresjr on 30/07/2024 - 18:33
    +3

    Copped. Just in time for my tesla MYP delivery tomorrow.

    https://ibb.co/zVSmrh2

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 30/07/2024 - 18:37
      +1

      The only Breaking Bad items we have sold were the caps for $1.95, the Plastic Cups for $1.95 and the Keychains for $0.85. We used to have the cooking apron and we sold 2000 in 1 hour on OzBargain without a single complaint.

      If you have any issues with any orders, you are always welcome to get in touch.

      • Whatisthatvelvet on 30/07/2024 - 19:07
        +1

        Hey I managed to get the Breaking Bad apron. Still cooking with it now

  • Quantico on 30/07/2024 - 18:36

    Does the cactus fit in the monsters mouth?

  • Bretttick on 30/07/2024 - 18:36

    Trump ☝️

  • JakeyJooJoo on 30/07/2024 - 18:38
    +6

    Ffs. Enough of this cult leader bull crap.

  • monky on 30/07/2024 - 18:51
    +3

    Two pricks for the price of one!

  • jimmy1593 on 30/07/2024 - 19:12

    MAGA using chinese stuff?

  • Herbs on 30/07/2024 - 19:50

    Landfill. Also, tie isn't long enough.

  • noz on 30/07/2024 - 19:57

    Not orange enough

  • Xizor on 30/07/2024 - 20:00
    +7

    Landfill junk and just silly waste of money nonsense that triggers muppets.

    I'll take 6.

  • confidantduk on 30/07/2024 - 20:03
    +2

    ironically this still has more value than the person it's parodying, commenting to neg

    • vash5 on 01/08/2024 - 01:13
      +1

      Sadly you and everyone who voted like are the minority

  • nobro25 on 30/07/2024 - 20:11
    +7

    The entire election is about Trump.

    Vote Republicans = Like Trump.

    Vote Democrats = Hate Trump regardless of who the nominee for the democrats are.

    • SpainKing on 31/07/2024 - 13:50

      I feel it's more that if you vote Democrat you're voting for the more competent leader, and if you vote Republican you're voting for traditionalist values and showmanship with little substance

    • JohnHowardsEyebrows on 31/07/2024 - 16:58
      -4

      Unfortunately it is. A raving lunatic who wants to overthrow centuries of ordered democracy for personal gain, and with a realistic hope of achieving it. Harris just happens to be a competent leader, made to look as big as Obama 08 by the comparison with Trump.

      • Lets Go Brandon on 31/07/2024 - 17:17
        +1

        What do you feel are Kamala's core competencies as a leader?

        • JohnHowardsEyebrows on 01/08/2024 - 12:06
          1. Ability to form coherent sentences and express simple arguments without disgressing off on a stream-of-conciousness tangent.
          2. Record of actual public service in prosecutions and directing a functioning justice department.
          3. Lack of criminal record
          4. Lack of bankruptcies
          5. Lack of former business partners claiming they were cheated by her.
          6. Lack of hush money payments to porn stars.
          7. Able to function freely without adult nappies.
          8. Comfort with walking up and down ramps.

          I could go on.

      • vash5 on 01/08/2024 - 01:36
        -1

        Unfortunately it is. A raving lunatic who wants to overthrow centuries of ordered democracy for personal gain, and with a realistic hope of achieving it.

        Nothing even close happened when he was in power and you know it and the same BS was said then as it is now.. cant believe you are eating up the Media BS.

        Harris just happens to be a competent leader, made to look as big as Obama 08 by the comparison with Trump.

        😂😂😂

        Your pick was shhit bagged into the stone age only a few weeks ago but now the media is falling over her to promote another useless puppet. Funny that.

        https://youtu.be/R-zt3hQbwn0?si=ESdVkTWPLawxilMU

        When asked about going to the border ahe responded with, "i haven't been to Europe, i don't understand the point you are making".

        I don't know where you live but it ain't in reality.

  • dogboy on 30/07/2024 - 20:17
    +6

    Republicans are just .. weird.

    • FabMan on 31/07/2024 - 06:22
      +2

      Plenty of Republicans dislike Trump, but the media that focuses on the right wing won't show that as it would show the splinter in the base. Former US President George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Mike Pence, Mitt Romney, and plenty of other Republicans are anti-Trump. Just listen to the way Mitt Romney talks compared to Trump, leagues apart.

    • Ugly on 31/07/2024 - 07:00
      +1

      And Democrats aren’t?

      • ScruffTheJanitor on 31/07/2024 - 08:49
        +1

        For sure. Theres good weird and bad weird. Time to learn the difference

    • vash5 on 01/08/2024 - 01:38

      Republicans are just.. weird.

      I guess they would seem weird to anyone who thinks its acceptable to mutilate children and let anyone into their country without so much as a basic criminal background check.

  • [Deactivated] on 30/07/2024 - 20:17
    +10

    Mods seem perfectly content to allow more of these trash posts taking the piss and gaming the system. RIP Ozbargain.

  • jebdra on 30/07/2024 - 20:22
    +1

    As others have said - not a bargain at all

    Cheaper elsewhere

    https://thebasewarehouse.com.au/products/solar-powered-novel…

  • Hugh G Rection on 30/07/2024 - 20:44
    +1

    this is indestructible

  • jebdra on 30/07/2024 - 20:46
    +2

    Please correct the description

    He's not the USA president

    You could entitled it solar powered felon

    Or solar powered twice impeached former president

    • McFly on 30/07/2024 - 20:47
      +4

      You're so witty.

    • rs0123 on 30/07/2024 - 22:13
      +1

      Stormy has seen it all …

    • JohnHowardsEyebrows on 30/07/2024 - 22:46
      +2

      Or solar powered sexual violator.

    • vash5 on 01/08/2024 - 01:42

      You could entitled it solar powered felon

      ATO is bending over everyone's bank account for their cut to continue to run this country into the ground but i dont see you calling them Felton's.

  • Jimbuscus on 30/07/2024 - 20:46
    +12

    Not as bad as the tweet as a deal, can you guys stick to your Yank forums, I just want regular Australia centric deals.

  • Navin000 on 30/07/2024 - 20:55
    +5

    Plastic agenda junk for 7 bucks. Plenty of equal quality junk at the dollar shop.

  • bargainatoraah on 30/07/2024 - 21:00
    +6

    So many soy boy downvotes and tears 😭

    • McFly on 30/07/2024 - 21:04
      +3

      Soy tears?

    • ScruffTheJanitor on 31/07/2024 - 08:50
      -1

      I wish I was a real man like Trump. He's so manly and cool

      • pharcyde on 31/07/2024 - 22:17

        Your inadequacy is weird.

        • ScruffTheJanitor on 01/08/2024 - 09:15
          -1

          Thanks bud. Actually quite a compliment coming from someone with your likes.

  • guidedlight on 30/07/2024 - 21:08
    +2

    This looks old and weird

  • EyyBanane on 30/07/2024 - 21:30

    Not the current president. Misleading.

    • Clambabula on 30/07/2024 - 21:42
      +5

      Only to the dim of witted. He is still called President, like all ex presidents.

      • RolandWaites on 30/07/2024 - 22:57
        +2

        Typically the capital P is dropped for former presidents. So that makes him president.

    • 1st-Amendment on 31/07/2024 - 12:22
      +2

      Not the current president. Misleading.

      Senior government officials and military keep their titles after leaving office. Not misleading at all if you know how things work…

  • Haters.Inc on 30/07/2024 - 21:39
    +4

    Bought 20, will make great bday and xmas gifts for the family

    • RolandWaites on 30/07/2024 - 22:58
      +2

      By December 25 I reckon the joke that was Donald Trump will have run out of steam. He'll be the new I Didn't Do It Boy or Hawk Tuah girl.

  • Bimbobob on 30/07/2024 - 22:13
    +1

    Is this how they recoup the funds they spent campaigning against Biden?
    Pretty sure the world dont need more temu landfill!!

    • AssociatedArcherVice @ Smooth Sales on 30/07/2024 - 22:25
      +2

      We're actually a 100% Australian Owned company, with all stock located in Australia, shipped from Melbourne.

      No proceeds from the sale of this or any item is recouped by any US political party.

      We have no affiliation with the Chinese e-commerce company Temu.

      I hope this has alleviated any concerns you have.

      • SpainKing on 31/07/2024 - 13:53

        Manufactured in?

  • Mydc5r on 30/07/2024 - 22:48

    Melt it and turn it into bio fuel

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