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  • Fake news. He is a former US president for now.

  • +2

    Surprising how much Australians care about US politics. Seems like we care even more about America's elections than our own.

    • Surprising how much Australians care about US politics. Seems like we care even more about America's elections than our own.

      Probably because their elections affect us more than our own.

  • You must have at least one published comment with a valid reason for your negative vote. Refer to voting guidelines for valid negative vote reasons.

    • +1

      You must have at least one published comment with a valid reason for your negative vote. Refer to voting guidelines for valid negative vote reasons.

      Just like the Hunter Biden laptop story, improper negs are not removed and mods are not getting involved.

  • +1

    Wrong description. He is not US president (yet).

    • Wrong description. He is not US president (yet).

      Just like a doctor who is no longer practising and still holds a doctor title. A president holds a presidential title even when not in office.

  • Is this really a bargain or another Cough Cough Ozpolitics post, and why is there so much interest in foreign politics compared to our own?

    • +2

      why is there so much interest in foreign politics compared to our own?

      This is a good question, and the answer is quite simple for the US, because US politics affects us just as much as our own.
      As much as people like to think that all countries act in some sort of insulated bubble free of influence from the outside, the fact is that Australia's existence is only possible through the existence of a strong USA. Our economy, security and a lot of our culture is strongly linked. So it is our interest to ensure they remain strong so that we also remain strong.

      The other reason is that is makes great drama. And if you understand the mechanics of drama, villains vs heroes, the kayfabe aspect etc we are all magnets for it.

  • +2

    Need a new target to get my aim in …..

    • -2

      Need a new target to get my aim in ….

      With what? You can't even own a jell blaster in this nanny country 🤷‍♂️

      • +2

        4,000,000 registered firearms would seem to conflict with that supposition

        • -2

          4,000,000 registered firearms would seem to conflict with that supposition

          You do understand that includes the likes of security, police, correction officers, Asio and industry.

          On top of that air rifles are included as well 🙄

          And in the commie state of Victoria..

          You must register the gun and have a licence for it. This includes a replica duck gun.

          With that in mind private access to real guns would be duck all.

          But I understand your point.

  • +1

    Fake, Trump would never use renewable energy. His jets are fuelled with diet coke and he is 100% all beef American patties.

    • +1

      100% all american grease

  • +3

    How long until the election is done? Thoroughly sick of foreign politics in my face everywhere.
    Their entire political system encourages this left v right bullshit which is more based on pissing off the opposition than anything else.

  • +2

    Five times more upvotes than downvotes.

    THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY

    • +5

      Pretty sure it's Australia mate

    • +2

      perhaps move over now and take your american politics where it belongs?

  • +10

    Bad, the very worst, from the worst company I’ve heard of, trust me, I know bad companies when I see them, this is low, a very low bar, the lowest you can go.

    • Thanks for the feedback Velocita.
      It's unfortunate you feel that way.
      You're welcome to get in touch regarding any order issues you might have had.
      Perhaps I can help turn you into of one of the thousands of happy customers that have great things to say about us on Trustpilot.

      • +1

        If you're going to for cheap sales of Mango Mussolini to idiots, the least you could do is put somebody mildly charismatic on your Ozbargain account.

        • -1

          270 upvotes ain't half bad 😊

          • @ArcherVice: that's what happens get when you set out to vote chase instead of offering legitimate deals which wouldn't generate anywhere near the amount of attention. unscrupulous maybe, sad, perhaps..but it works

          • @ArcherVice: There are plenty of idiots to sell to if you stoop into the mud. A pity you don't have anything mildly interesting to say for yourself, but enjoy selling pieces of junk to morons.

        • Don't you realise how stupid it makes you look when you say things like "Mango Mussolini"? It's not clever in any way shape or form.

          • +3

            @Bdawg: Tell us how clever you are when you wrote:

            ….lefty loons with TDS…..

            only 40 minutes ago.

            • +1

              @jackspratt: It's an accurate description. Case in point ^

              • @Bdawg: Fair enough.

                To me, it made you look stupid, along with hypocritical.

                But you more than likely won't understand that.

                • @jackspratt: I won't bother addressing your accusation of stupidity but I fail to see how you could support leveling hypocrisy at me.

              • @Bdawg: You get a hard-on for a demented criminal who wears nappies. You think I take any mind of what stables geniuses like you think of me?

                • @JohnHowardsEyebrows: You're clearly a totally balanced and rational individual.

                • +1

                  @JohnHowardsEyebrows: It's been a joy watching him clutch his pearls every time somebody insults his weird foreign politician.

      • +4

        When you pay for reviews, maybe make it a little less obvious next time. Yikes, buddy

        • -6

          Fake News!

          They're mostly verified reviews.
          That's how Trust Pilot works.
          It directly links to orders made.
          They email customers directly.
          That's why they're the number one reviews platform.

          • +3

            @ArcherVice:

            They're mostly verified reviews.

            Well that says it all….

          • +3

            @ArcherVice: we weren't born yesterday..we know how these reviews work and how it can be gamed

            • -3

              @May4th: Lucky for you, then, that Trust Pilot provides you with the information that let's you know if the reviews are verified.
              This includes both positive and negative reviews.

              • @ArcherVice: I didn't say faked, i said gamed. this is ozbargain, not your local RSL bingo night

                • +2

                  @May4th: No Reviewsite can be trusted. Change my mind

              • @ArcherVice: Oh so sorry, they're verified! That must mean they're real. There's no way you could buy fake reviews. Definitely do not just Google that term and find the hundreds of results 🙄

          • @ArcherVice: So you can't buy "verified reviews"?

  • “President”
    Title should change unless this is Biden?

    • +1

      Title should change unless this is Biden?

      Senior government officials and military keep their titles after leaving office.
      Knowledge is power.

  • +1

    Trump and renewable energy? Must be a fake.

  • -1

    Good figurine for target practice

  • Least Corkscrew Bill & The Hillary Nutcracker Set was more practical https://www.etsy.com/listing/1188595577/corkscrew-bill-the-h…

  • LOL ive never seen so many downvotes

  • +1

    Can I be paid to throw this crap in the trash? If I woke up and saw this imbecile I'd feel like I've landed in hell. No deal.

    • Yes I will come to your house personally and we can have some fun.

  • +3

    What is this even doing here? Not a bargain and the wrong country. This site is turning to shit, i come here for bargains, not political BS

  • +1

    Just missing now a post with a freeware bundle as a donation for Gaza to have my bingo card complete.

  • Yuck.

  • +4

    Purchasing land fill like this promotes its continued creation. It would be too expensive at any price and the cost is to the environment.

  • What does this look like in real life though?
    Anyone have a video?

  • +1

    What does US politics got to do with Australia?

    Maybe if it was ScoMo light or whatever, I could understand, but this is just pathetic.

    • +2

      What does US politics got to do with Australia?

      Everything.

    • Trends that occur in America will eventually filter their way to Australia, be it retail, social or political. They are the "leaders of the free world", most western countries follow their lead.

      This thread itself is testament to this, socially and politically.

      I agree this is a pathetic "deal". Its a cash grab, from a couple of boxes of rubbish shipped from Alibaba, that will likely go straight into landfill a week after opening. once the "solar" battery dies.

  • +2

    Would any Australian actually spend money buying anything to do with the either the Democrats or Republicans? We live in Australia not America.

    Those with too much money maybe?

    • +1

      it's a new religion for some, much like how andy tate is for teenage boys

    • +1

      I still can't wrap my head around why we in Australia get so invested and emotional about the politics in America, especially as a lot of the same people that get so excited about American Politics know so little about our own system. We are having some very heated arguments in these comments about political parties that are part of a different country.
      Maybe (just my opinion) we are getting too invested with social media i.e. American politics trend more so these people are seeing a lot of "news" items on their accounts about what the Democrats or Republicans (depending on their viewing history) are up to. We then fall into the tribe mentally of us (the very good people) and them (the very bad people).

  • +1

    Another trash tier deal. People will waste their money on anything. I guess it’s only popular coz it’s political and edgy.

  • +4

    The TDS is strong with this one.

  • +3

    280+ Righties and 60+ Lefties so far

    • +3

      always fascinating to see the break down on these posts.. but lots of passive non-confrontational lefties worried about outing themselves/cant be bothered with a neg as it requires a post

    • +2

      I find it amusing that people consider non-Trump people as "lefties". It is more like Fascists vs non-fascists.

      • Liberals vs Labourers

      • +1

        You don't even know what fascist means.

    • +1

      The true base are the only ones dumb enough to order this land-fill.
      Here's my solar-powered response, under $5 from AliExpress.

  • +1

    Puck Trump.

  • ahhh prefect for target practice with my bebe gun

  • +3

    So many seething purple hairs in this thread. The comments are awesome.

  • Negging as I just can't support Trump and his TDS. He lets in too many immigrants, gives women more rights than they deserve, and isn't helping out the little guy (corporations) to an extent I find acceptable

    • Did you forget the /s at the end of your statement or are you actually being serious?

      • I didn't forget, just thought it was very obviously sarcasm hence no /s needed

  • +2

    So, just an ad, not a deal? Of course it's the doll of this clown too. Gotta appeal to the lowest common denominator to get the upvotes… 287 of which I'm sure haven't purchased.

    • So, just an ad, not a deal? Of course it's the doll of this clown too. Gotta appeal to the lowest common denominator to get the upvotes… 287 of which I'm sure haven't purchased.

      Do you think the upvotes are in protest to the neg votes that would otherwise not be allowed had this been a regular deal and nothing to do with Trump?

  • -3

    The shooting was staged!

    • +1

      No, it wasn't. Please provide reliable evidence if you're going to make such claims

    • blue anon back with the conspiracy theories

      • -2

        Conspiracy theories….lol, isn’t trump the leader in that field? Such as the last election was rigged?

        • You blue anons still think the Russians somehow created the Hunter laptop while conspiring with the orange man.

  • +5

    Landfill

  • +4

    The very thought that anyone thinks this is a deal is terrifying.

    • +2

      Most of the votes on ozbargain think it is….

    • -1

      This country has its fair share of dimwits.

    • The very thought that anyone thinks this is a deal is terrifying.

      Perhaps the better question you should be asking is why mods have allowed down votes based on emotional response that would otherwise not be accepted on other deals.

  • +3

    Misogynist , racist, pathological liar, convicted criminal, sex predator, egotistical buffoon yet his supporters have a problem with the next president being of colour or a woman, dumbest country in the world

    • The propaganda has damaged you.

      • -1

        You seem to be projecting.

        • +1

          You blue-anons still believe the Hunter laptop was Russian disinfo.

          • -1

            @Ghos7: And you seem to believe that Trump is a decent human being, who would make a good POTUS.

            How silly is that?

            • @jackspratt: OK, interesting admission. You might be interested in the search results for spies who lie''. If you're honest with yourself, you'll have to admit that you cult leaders lied to you about that and lots of other things. I doubt you'll do that though. I'm sure you'll continue in cognitive dissonance. Have a great day.

              • -1

                @Ghos7: Is Hunter, his laptop, or even his father standing in the upcoming election?

                Trump is the issue, so stop deflecting, along with your projecting.

                • @jackspratt: Yeah, there it is. Cognitive dissonance. The topic is propaganda. Any other talking points you want to screech?

                  • @Ghos7: The topic is Trump.

                    Just scroll to the top, and look at the OP. 😊

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