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Buy 1 Solar Powered Waving USA President $6.95 & Get 1 Dancing Mexican Cactus Free + Shipping (Free MEL C&C) @ Smooth Sales

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My Fellow OzBargainers,

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Deal Details:

Price: $6.95 + shipping
Free Click and Collect: Melbourne Warehouse (for the locals)
Metro Shipping: Flat rate $7.95

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*no actual guarantees will be made.
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  • +111

    Oh here we go🍿

    • +16

      excellent, let the show begin

      • +34

        Looking forward to people…. taking shots….in the comments

    • +23

      Fight Fight Fight

    • +9

      As of 5 pm, 62 Trump supporters. And 26 supporters of Crooked Biden

      • +34

        I think you meant 26 people abusing the voting system.

        • +4

          Savage 🤣

      • +21

        Did you miss Biden withdrawing from the presidential race?

      • +13

        A man who can bankrupt a casino isn’t someone to hold in high regard. Have some more self-respect.

        • +4

          He has 5 billion more than you. Never try never fail, hows that working for you?

      • +3

        As always - silent majority.

      • +3

        Trump support surging brother!

      • -8

        It's comedy gold that trump is literally a convicted felon but you call Biden crooked.

        • +12

          We have found a person who just reads the headlines! Haha sad

    • +5

      Do you have one with a tiny scratch on the right ear from a bit of flying plastic teleprompter.

      • +11

        Blue-anon alert. Weird conspiracy theories incoming.

      • +6

        FBI confirmed it was a bullet lol

        • -1

          When was that? Thought they said it might have been shrapnel.

        • That's just big fake tan and deeper state manipulation.

        • +1

          WMD as well ??

        • -8

          Trump has not released the medical records to the FBI. Just like his tax returns, his White House logs and his college results.

          We'll just have to trust him again. He won't let us down this time.

          • +1

            @poboy: It was live on TV…

    • I would buy if the figure dances like this

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sifiIpY9RyY

    • +1

      I need this like I need a hole in the head haha.

  • +7

    🍿

  • +37
  • +47

    Landfill.

    • +74

      Not a reason to neg. Every single post could be considered landfill, by anyone not wanting/needing it.

      • +10

        If you really want your landfill, its also cheaper elsewhere: https://thebasewarehouse.com.au/products/solar-powered-novel…

        • -5

          Not really, they are charging $15 for shipping.
          But you wouldn’t account for that coz it doesn’t suit your narrative.

          • +16

            @Gervais fanboy: It's showing $9.99 shipping for me.

            Not sure what narrative you're talking about, but you boys are defending very hard for what is clearly not a good deal.

            • +5

              @P1xellat3d: Metro shipping is $7.95.
              Regional locations under 500g is $9.99.

            • +15

              @P1xellat3d: $8 shipping for the op’s product + a free product with it.
              So I don’t know why would you disparage it for the price. Actually, we both know why

              you boys

              And who’s that? I am the one talking to you rn

              defending

              No, you are chatting absolute rubbish.
              Yes, 100% this is landfill garbage(I agree) but so is soo much more stuff on this website.
              But you only selectively get outraged over this coz of your ‘politics’
              So just man up for once and atleast be honest about it rather than your sly ‘landfill’ remark.
              Just say you don’t like Trump, be upfront with it.

            • +1

              @P1xellat3d: Happy for you to show us were we can get it cheaper then. Well wait.

              Negging purely due to a political beliefs is not what ozbargain is about. But lefties never surprise us with their intimidation to make others follow their naive beliefs.

      • +9

        Mods bend the rules according to their belief.

        • +8

          No matter how much people hate Trump, he will be winning again

          • +4

            @Iwantthatbargain: That's your Opinion! And I unofficially disagree.

            According to betting stats the underdog has won the US Election the last 2x times. I can't say before then cause I don't know.

            Harris at 1 point was 10$ to win. Now shortened to less than 3$

            … And gamble responsibly if you do ffs!

            • +1

              @cobknob: Ads like this are sure to get Kamala across the line. Nothing cringeworthy about this.
              https://youtube.com/shorts/l_PveSHEyus?si=L8tsMSbFplYlfSra

                • @WasBargain: Careful - your bigotry is showing.

                  • @jackspratt: I don't need to be careful. I'm not easily offended.. 🤣

                    Probably why I have the same number of posts as you but in 1/6 less of the time.. 😅

                    Try chatting your feelings out (to a psychologist) mind you and not letting yourself be the victim all the time.

                    Best wishes to you mate for a speedy recovery.

                    • @WasBargain: FMD - OzB full of bush lawyers, and now a dopey bush psychologist pops up. 😲

                      • @jackspratt: I'm not a psychologist?

                        I said you should see one.. 😅

                        Maybe an eye-specialist aswell because you don't read too well.

                        Potentially a symptom of dyslexia so maybe just start with visiting your regular GP.

                        GLHF. 😁

          • +1

            @Iwantthatbargain: This is low-effort satire.

    • +7

      Agree. Temu level junk with a temu level bonus gift.

    • +1

      Nearly 90%+ of stuff on ozb is landfill after a few years.

  • +11

    did anyone else read this part with the fast sounding voice at the end of commercials?

    "no actual guarantees will be made.
    Cactus will be added to your order when shipped. One cactus per order."

    • +1

      or with context:

      You’re going to love it, I guarantee* it.

      Make your dashboard GREAT again!

      *no actual guarantees will be made.

  • +14

    Ah…..I still prefer the loo paper with his likeness on it

  • +6

    Is that actually a deal for a solar bobblehead tho?

  • +24

    Orange mans salute is usually done with a straight arm from what I've observed. Must be a manufacturing fault

      • -1

        Excellent call , show up these pagans ✅ https://youtu.be/ord63nNTwkg?si=JCzqDOFL24sS692J

        • +3

          "And I haven't been to Europe"
          Wow.

      • +14

        I can't believe most Americans don't want hateful @rseholes as their leaders! The only explanation for this is that all the votes for the other side must be coming from immigrants who can't legally vote!

      • +1

        Snowflake.

      • +5

        There is a Kamala one which waves to all the illegal immigrates crossing the border in return for votes

        😂😂 👌

        Only after she explains what immigration is like a bus.

      • -2

        Godamnit it says my neg has reached its cap for the 24-h.

    • If Trump gets in and the US becomes a dictatorship then this salute may become mandatory for everyone just like….
      This is what Newsweek says
      https://www.newsweek.com/what-trump-dictatorship-might-look-…

      /S

      • +4

        Trump was already in and it wasn't a dictatorship. Why this time?

        • +4

          Exactly. To many people watch cnn unfortunately

    • +3

      Another misinformed cnn viewer i see

  • +3

    popcorn

    landfill

  • +39

    Is there a Madame President one?

    At least that one will keep it's value for another 4 years.

    • +12

      JV “you’ve done it again”.

    • +5

      Value is a strong word to associate with Cackles

      • +40

        When the best you have against a candidate is that she laughs VS Mr Bankruptcy Rapey Felon President. Big yikes.

        • +14

          It’s like when the only dirt Republicans had on Obama was that his suit was tan. They sure got their knickers in a twist over that.

          • +7

            @GregRust: What’s funny is a lot of Republicans also wore tan suits. Their stupid drivel is designed to con the lowest common denominator of voters who think Trump is their saviour.

          • @GregRust: They didn't even get their knickers in a twist when Obama asked for the extra-judicial killing of an overseas, American citizen, Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, with a drone strike on a Yemeni Cafe, a nation the U.S. not at war with..

        • Relax… just some low hanging fruit cause who TF is gonna waste their time arguing politics on OzBargain. Trump Trump Trump!!! Fight Fight Fight!!!

        • -5

          Lets not forget incestuous paedophile. Seriously though, anyone supporting this piece of trash is a racist bigot that needs to take a good hard look at themselves and get off Twitter/Facebook.

          • +9

            @dogboy: Joe's dropped out though.

              • +4

                @Lets Go Brandon: Not to mention his daughters' diary.

                • @McFly: It's crazy how many "democraps" would have still voted for Biden after the Burisma thing, spearheaded by his parmesean-addicted son, using taxpayer money to blackmail to get his son the position. "The big guy", still waiting for his 10%..

                  Then you have Biden denying his surname and any care in the world, to a granddaughter he wished didn't exist. Meanwhile he's sniffing OTHER peoples similar-aged daughters on live television..

          • +2

            @dogboy: can't tell if satire or for real based on the level of unhinged screeching

          • +2

            @dogboy: I think the dye from your purple hair leaked into your brain.

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