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Buy 1 Solar Powered Waving USA President $6.95 & Get 1 Dancing Mexican Cactus Free + Shipping (Free MEL C&C) @ Smooth Sales

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                    • @jackspratt: I've already called out your cognitive dissonance, you don't have to keep proving my point.
                      Bye

                      • @Ghos7: Off to finish your homework?

                        • -1

                          @jackspratt: Kamala can’t decide if she’s black or Indian, when asked “what she would do to fix inflation” here’s her answer https://youtu.be/ywQZVOgYlk0?si=vdYmhtmowWIj1AJN

                          I wonder if you were interviewing for a full time job and you answered a question like this, do you think you would get the job?

                          • -1

                            @Kmartsecurityguard: She's not interviewing for a job, and neither am I.

                            And this thread is about Trump.

                          • @Kmartsecurityguard:

                            Kamala can’t decide if she’s black or Indian

                            Mixed race. It's not that hard to understand and not something she or any other mixed-race person should be made to decide.

                            • @ihfree: Quite desperate really, isn't it?

                              I have a vision of dozens of shoplifters and general thieves just walking out the doors of K Mart every day.

    • -4

      Misogynist , racist, pathological liar, convicted criminal, sex predator, egotistical buffoon yet his supporters have a problem with the next president being of colour or a woman, dumbest country in the world

      My guy, if his next term is anything like his last you'll have a better standard of living, more money in your pocket and the country will be in a better place.

      At this stage, you and everyone who thinks likes you are in the minority. Perhaps that should give you a moment to pause and reflect given so many of his detractors have now become supports based of how his being treated.

      If those in power hate him, and those same people screw over the average person time and time again.. would that not give you the smallest of reasons to actually dig deeper and find out for yourself how you have been lied to on some many fronts that the desperation of the left is reaching peak insanity.

      I genuinely reach out to you without any bullshit and not to change your mind but rather cut throw the lies so you can make an informed opinion based on truth instead of propaganda.

      • -1

        So you would be willing to ignore all the things he has said about people of colour, Muslims, Mexicans and women and think he is good, if so there's no need to discuss further, keep tuning into fox/sky news you'll get all the reassurance that your views are correct

        • -1

          So you would be willing to ignore all the things he has said about people of colour, Muslims, Mexicans and women and think he is good, if so there's no need to discuss further, keep tuning into fox/sky news you'll get all the reassurance that your views are correct

          What did he say? Please link it mate.

          Also FYI he dated a black chick for 2yr

          https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/17/us/politics/trump-blacks-…

  • +2

    The SALT flows…..MIGHTILY

  • -1

    *DONOLD TRUMP

    • donarudo terumpu kun saved by his BFF shinzo abe kun watching from above

  • +1

    I'm kinda addicted to these deals, it's a more hectic version of mX I can read on the train.

  • +1
  • The new version has a bandagei n the ear and when button presses it says 'fight fight fight'

  • +3

    False advertising as the title should be corrected to say Ex-President

  • +2

    This POS is not the USA president, thank god

    • He will be though, in 4 months. Looking forward to you purple hairs seething in disgust to give us the content we need to keep laughing at you.

  • +1

    This is not "the best deal in the history of deals"

  • “This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy and strengthening alliances" - Kamala

    • +1

      "What can be, unburdened by what has been" - Scamala

  • -2

    Trump the Israeli shill.
    (profanity) Israel.

    • What is Trump's policy on Israel?

      • -2

        What day is it?

      • Its a policy that is dictated by Miriam Adelson and Peter Thiel network’s prodigy, JD Vance. One of supporting the building of Greater Israel at the expense of everyone else.

        Israel has been playing both left and right. just look at how he spoke at congress last month and the number of standing ovations he received asking for military aid. No other foreign politician gets to do that. AIPAC babysits all elected politicians.

        At this point in time Israel has a parasitic relationship with US.

  • -3

    Joe is such a weird MFer. Too bad they're hiding Kamala just as they hid him for four years.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5-fyJ9aNw8

    • +2

      Yet another attempt by the Trump dipsheets to say "I know you are but what am I!!1!"

      Not that a genius with your handle is capable of realising it.

    • It's time to let go. Joe's out either way after the election.

      Trump's odds are far less favourable than they were. He's far from a sure thing.

      You need to remember that you're Australian. It's pretty sad having a obsession with foreign politicians.

  • Its a trap. They are really trying to sell dancing cactus plants but pretending to sell you a wonderful man waving to his admirers. Just to get those bloody mexicans out of their warehouse!

  • Alright who's trying to turn a 250% profit?

    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1814414552416043/?…

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