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@JohnHowardsEyebrows:
It has, but not in the way you hoped. Your definition of 'fascism' doesn't match any official definition. You might want to go look it up before making a fool of yourself.
More 'education' lol… You seem to have forgotten what team you are on there. Hint: Republicans are pro-Constitution, Democrats want to replace it. You need to know which team you are before making such clumsy statements.