OK, firstly forget the $69. No one will pay $69 for this phone.
This phone is advertised in the current catalogue on page 25. When you purchase this phone you will receive $34.50 Woolworths Dollars (You will need a Woolworths Rewards Card)
Even at $34.50 the phone is still not worth it. But if you have kept your Woolworths receipts from the last week or two, you may have one of these half price coupons. The half price coupons are unique and will only work once.
This is now the good part. Present your half price coupon which brings the phone down to $34.50 (less if you pay with discounted wish cards). Scan your Woolworths rewards card and you will have earned yourself $34.50 Woolworths Dollars, effectively making the phone FREE.
Now you can walk away and be content that you have effectively scored yourself a free phone. Or, if you are a true ozbargainer, you will probably notice your new receipt has yet another unique half price coupon
So, you go back for round two. Same procedure as above. Present coupon. Phone comes down to $34.50. But this time when you scan your rewards card you will automatically redeem $30 Woolworths Dollars (this will be shown on the receipt as MEMBER REWARDS 3 @ 10.00). This will leave an amount of $4.50 that you must pay out of pocket, however, you will have earned yourself another $34.50 Woolworths Dollars.
So, after 2 transactions you have yourself 2 brand new phones, $39 Woolworths Dollars, 2 petrol dockets and yet another half price coupon. And so it goes on and on, though it does say limit of 2 per customer in the T&Cs, but I'd say that is referring to the maximum number of handsets they would sell you at one time.
This phone can be unlocked for $1.45 on ebay. Many thanks to abacusjk for posting the link and to other members for confirming it worked.
Riiiiight… So after doing all of this when would I receive my Master of Woolworths Business testamur in the mail?