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Scott Essential Jumbo Toilet Tissue Roll - 8 Pack (2400m of Tissue) $42 @ Bunnings (in-Store Only)

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Scott Essential Jumbo Toilet Tissue Roll - 8 Pack (2400m of Tissue) $42 @ Bunnings (in-Store Only)
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Taegukgi on 12/03/2020 - 14:53 bunnings.com.au (6388 clicks)
Last edited 12/03/2020 - 15:18 by 1 other user

Edit - cheaper at Officeworks (thanks GG57). Edit: No stock (temporarily out of stock at the payment screen in checkout).

$42 at Bunnings

Basically one year's toilet paper for $35.64 (or $42 at Bunnings). Beats any deals that Amazon can come up with if you are willing to accept the paper being one ply less.

Summarising what's in this article -

  • one person uses 57 sheets of toilet paper per day.
  • one jumbo roll (300m) would last 46 days for one person.
  • eight jumbo rolls (2400m) would last 368 days for one person.

Using maths -

  • 1.4 cents per metre
  • Assuming 10 sheets/metre then it'll be 14 cents per 100 sheets.

Supplied in cartons of 8 rolls of 300m each
• 2-Ply soft jumbo toilet tissue
• Quick and easy to refill
• FSC certified
• White in colour

Scott Essential Jumbo Toilet Tissue Roll delivers quality with superior softness, strength, absorbency and comfort.

Health & Beauty Toilet Paper

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  • sugarfree on 12/03/2020 - 14:55
    +6

    it’s coronatime

    • Sammy2000 on 12/03/2020 - 17:00
      +1

      Mmm… Beer

    • grababargain on 12/03/2020 - 18:27
      +1

      Holy crap. This roll is giving me the sheets.

      • Ulysses31 on 12/03/2020 - 22:05

        Pretty sure it's one continuous length.

        • Splashtash on 12/03/2020 - 23:09
          -1

          Not pretty sure it’s one Coronavirus length?

        • resisting the urge on 20/03/2020 - 13:04
          +2

          From the very first time I encountered one of these in a commercial facility, I wanted my own.

          Whether you're a scruncher or a folder, these things are endless fun. Put a dispenser up at your home today so that you can improve your skillz and survive longer in the post sars-cov-2 world.

          What can be better than hoarding industrial tissue. Just like the ones used at shopping centres to reduce the cost of toilet paper from .001 sheet per footfall to .0001 sheet per footfall.

          Yes, install your own dispenser today! Just like a Algorythmic Trader, you too can save with every movement! Never before has any product had so many, practical, cost saving features:

          A big locked plastic box on the wall with an opening that's hard to get to, that you have to reach up inside to hopefully find a dangling piece of narrow paper. Due to the location, you can barely articulate your fingers inside the opening, but you persist to poke them higher, hoping not to find spiders and roaches, used bubblegum, frangas, to persuade the weighty 300m long roll to turn and allow you to tear a piece large enough for use, but which inevitably delaminates, breaks and in a million other ways just shrivels into shredded strips. You persist, and gradually you can glean something wide enough to cover one finger, or if you're lucky, two. By the time you fold it into a pad long enough to lose permanently up your backside, you find it actually dissolves on contact. Like a crazed addict, temporarily oblivious to your putrid, contaminated hands, you keep fumbling inside the opening for more. Alas, each piece comes out smaller than the last, and you end up with mess all over the dispenser, the seat, your clothes, even your shoes. The next person in will think the last person was fresh out of an asylum. Paper is everywhere, but at the price of this super-narrow, ultra flimsy, unperforated tissue, you can use 10x more and the facilities owner will still be saving money.

          On the plus side, those who are beginning to resort to Tally-Ho wrappers will be able to improve their lot. And the level of hand-washing MAY increase

  • xyron on 12/03/2020 - 14:55
    +1

    I've been using a bodna for decades (as have most people in the Indian sub-continent). They're hard to find in Australia but a small watering can does the trick too.

    • batrarobin on 12/03/2020 - 15:02
      -6

      You must be really old school. Do you also go to the paddock with your 'lotta' in the morning? In any case, I'm never shaking hands with you!

      • rdhupar on 12/03/2020 - 15:15
        +10

        Why is this old school? Water is still used in many parts of the world including outside of the Indian sub-continent. What the mode for delivery is, doesnt matter. Besides, water is more hygienic compared to TP. Plenty of OzB deals on Whale Spout also show the interest in other groups.

        • batrarobin on 12/03/2020 - 16:25

          Don't get me wrong I am fully supportive of using bidets and as a matter of fact I have bidets installed in my house but xyron's method of using a 'water can' alludes to using water and the other hand to rub it off - nowhere close to hygiene!

          • rdhupar on 12/03/2020 - 16:42
            +3

            @batrarobin: I am not sure using a bidet without hands will leave you completely clean but each to their own, I suppose. With regards to touching poo, have a baby and you wont find it gross any more :) (or, even if you do, its going to get on your hands)

            • TEER3X on 12/03/2020 - 17:59
              +8

              @rdhupar: I have a baby and still find it gross. Very rarely have I touched poo, it's not that difficult a skill to learn when changing nappies.

          • xyron on 12/03/2020 - 21:48

            @batrarobin: Are you morons seriously assuming that using a bodna somehow precludes you from washing your hands with soap afterwards? Do you not wash your hands with soap after using toilet paper? Some of you really must have some misfiring neurones.

        • try2bhelpful on 12/03/2020 - 17:47
          +3

          I use an old water bottle to make my toilet paper sodden then use it to wipe. Much better than dry TP. I use normal TP at the end to dry. I’m not, completely across the no TP method but I would be concerned about cleaning the fingernails.

      • xyron on 12/03/2020 - 15:29
        +8

        If someone wiped a piece of shit on to the palm of your hand, would you be happy to just wipe it off with some dry toilet paper? If so, I don't want to shake your hand either. If you don't, why is it different for your butthole?

        • justtoreply on 12/03/2020 - 15:46
          +1

          Unless you're putting your finger in batrarobin's backside, that's not valid.

          • xyron on 12/03/2020 - 16:07

            @justtoreply: How? It's a part of your body like anything else. If your hands should be clean, so should the rest of your body.

            • [Deactivated] on 12/03/2020 - 16:53
              +13

              @xyron: My assh*le doesn't touch my food, shared items, and other people.

        • Diji1 on 12/03/2020 - 17:13
          +6

          If someone wiped a piece of shit on to the palm of your hand …

          How about baths then? If you think about it you are bathing in arse soup.

          • bargainshooter on 12/03/2020 - 18:51
            +4

            @Diji1: You should always shower before a bath if you don't want diluted manure spread all over. But some people aren't that fussed…

          • PuppieWayne on 12/03/2020 - 19:07

            @Diji1: .. bottle, sell and make a profit.

            Win!

            • aka nioh on 13/03/2020 - 12:11

              @PuppieWayne: Reading all these comments while having lunch. Benefits of being a nurse

      • Nexo on 12/03/2020 - 20:01
        +2

        Didn't know left-handed handshakes were a thing.

        • TEER3X on 12/03/2020 - 22:07

          Do the ebola shake instead

  • Andard on 12/03/2020 - 14:57
    +32

    57 sheets of toilet paper per day

    what the (profanity)??? who are these people

    • kizzy on 12/03/2020 - 14:58
      +1

      Rich people!

    • Mister Plod on 12/03/2020 - 15:00
      +50

      Damn scrunchers, that's who

      FOLD, YOU SAVAGES!

      • Cralis on 12/03/2020 - 21:48
        +1

        Or at least reuse!
        Wait. Why’s everyone looking at me? That’s not normal?

        :)

    • bowtiehoon on 12/03/2020 - 15:03
      +1

      I’ve always thought a poo is about 30 sheets … two or so poos a day… sounds about right…

      • Andard on 12/03/2020 - 15:04
        +11

        30 sheets??? what are you doing??

        2 squares folded per wipe MAX

        • [Deactivated] on 12/03/2020 - 15:28
          +13

          Then fold back and use the other side.

        • Letrico on 12/03/2020 - 15:39
          +1

          What kind of poop do you do??

        • dogboy on 12/03/2020 - 16:18

          If you are not doing this, then there is something seriously wrong with you.

        • TEER3X on 12/03/2020 - 18:01
          +1

          I don't think I would ever only use 2 squares, that sounds insane. Maybe I need to look at my diet, if there are any ideas I'm all ears.

          Is that why rice is also hard to come by?

          • ChickenTalon on 12/03/2020 - 18:46

            @TEER3X: I use 2. Shit every 2-3 days. Carnivore diet.

            You haven’t lived until you’ve taken a fibre free dump. It’s liberating.

            • bargainshooter on 12/03/2020 - 18:52
              +6

              @ChickenTalon: Ouch!

            • bohn on 12/03/2020 - 21:51

              @ChickenTalon: Enjoying the anal fissures?

              • ChickenTalon on 13/03/2020 - 02:56

                @bohn: No. What the??

                My shit pretty much just falls out now. Takes as long to poop as it does to pee. Like I said. It’s awesome.

            • georgedn on 12/03/2020 - 23:11

              @ChickenTalon: IME requires a lot more wiping

              • ChickenTalon on 13/03/2020 - 08:58
                +1

                @georgedn: WTF is IME?

                I use about 6 to 8 squares in total. Funny seeing all these idiots carting 100s of rolls out of the supermarkets. I couldn't imagine using that much in my lifetime.

                • Andard on 16/03/2020 - 13:49

                  @ChickenTalon:

                  6 to 8 squares in total.

                  Yep it's really all that's needed. I've done this with 1 ply with no problems. No mess and no wasting TP. Not on any special diet.

            • rickxs on 13/03/2020 - 08:05

              @ChickenTalon:

              Chicken Talon

              same as me bud

      • mckayver on 12/03/2020 - 19:36
        +3

        Reading these comments is too much.

    • brotherfranciz on 12/03/2020 - 15:08
      +15

      I don't count the number of sheets I use per day. I like living on the edge.

    • TightTerry on 12/03/2020 - 15:16
      +1

      I'll easily smash through 57 sheets - a good solid scrunch to power through the dingle berries

      • Andard on 12/03/2020 - 15:18
        -4

        as much as I laughed at this, that is a waste of TP especially in this climate

        edit: thanks for the downvotes. But seriously the shelves are bare, people struggling to find TP and you asshats are shoveling 57 sheets up your cracks

        • TightTerry on 12/03/2020 - 16:47

          Hey, i said i would smash through 57 - might even give 3 figures a nudge. Dont undersell me.

          • muncan on 12/03/2020 - 19:04
            +1

            @TightTerry: If you pull those cheeks apart, you might need less. Not saying you should, it’s a free world. Enjoy!

    • [Deactivated] on 12/03/2020 - 20:06
      -3

      the human female

    • susmind on 12/03/2020 - 20:56
      +1

      I guess the, "answer to life, the universe and everything" is no longer 42 …

    • Baghern on 12/03/2020 - 21:08
      +1

      females,

      men would be 15-30 females 70-100+

      since we''re all sharing…

      since I use 3 ply quilton

      I'm a 3 3 2, twice a day so that's 8

      Then there's work dodgy ass shit so people don't steal, they've upped it from the 'public version 1 ply sandpaper to 2 ply decent recently
      So I'm 4 4 3 now at work

      The guys using 30+ per hit are probably the weirdos that block the toilet. Note blocking toilets is generally a yanky trope as their toilets/plumbing suck ass, blocking toilets should never happen in Australia.

      • WhyAmICommenting on 12/03/2020 - 21:58

        There's some dude in my office who regularly blocks the toilet. He uses way too much tp (I've been in there around the same time) and then way too many paper towels for dying his hands.

        I feel sorry for the plumbers who would deal with it at least once every two weeks for a while there.

    • AustriaBargain on 12/03/2020 - 22:07
      +1

      You have to lay a nest if you don't want to stain the porcelain.

  • RichardL on 12/03/2020 - 14:57
    +2

    These are the toilet paper you find in most Shopping Centre Toilets.

    • Steptoe on 12/03/2020 - 16:31
      +8

      Just find a master key and you have an unlimited free supply

    • bigpallooka on 12/03/2020 - 23:58
      +2

      Pretty sure it's interchangeable with the cash register docket paper. About the same texture and absorbency.

      • buckster on 14/03/2020 - 08:30

        No way, never had my fingers break through docket paper, this stuff is inferior

        • bigpallooka on 14/03/2020 - 10:47
          +1

          I stand corrected…

  • bowtiehoon on 12/03/2020 - 14:58
    +6

    I think I’m going to need a bigger tp holder on the wall …

  • GG57 on 12/03/2020 - 14:59
    +10

    Cheaper at Officeworks - $35.64: https://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/p/scott-esse…

    • RichardL on 12/03/2020 - 15:01

      Pricebeat at Bunnings for further discount.

    • Taegukgi on 12/03/2020 - 15:01

      Thanks, updated OP.

      • Andard on 12/03/2020 - 15:07

        your description still says $42

    • AustriaBargain on 12/03/2020 - 22:09

      The inventory has reached zero for that product at OW.

  • ash2000 on 12/03/2020 - 15:03
    +5

    It's going to involve an aggressive retro fit to mount to the existing holder.

    • UberIsCool on 12/03/2020 - 15:07
      +9

      just hang it over your shower rail

  • beefsandwich on 12/03/2020 - 15:06
    +23

    I'll stick to dragging my arse across my back lawn, thanks.

    • x d on 12/03/2020 - 20:45

      free fertiliser!!!

      • MagicMushroom on 12/03/2020 - 17:57

        Yes it's a bargain. No bargain on Ozbargain because people don't want to talk about it?

  • H E B on 12/03/2020 - 15:17
    -1

    Sounds like an absolute bargain if this deal is anything to go by…

    Everyone crying its great deal because amazon had it on stock for a few hours plus crazy postage.

  • bamzero on 12/03/2020 - 15:18
    +3

    Clicking through to the source of that article…

    "Today, there is in-office machine, which turns used copier paper into toilet rolls, right there in the office."

    Where do I find this golden goose?

    …

    (Ok, apparently it's called the White Goat and cost $100k ($US I assume) in 2010..)

    • ElWircho on 12/03/2020 - 15:55

      A white goat for the black swan event Corona, you can't make this sh*% up, arrrrgh.

    • WhyAmICommenting on 12/03/2020 - 22:06
      +1

      That's rad except "If the machine were to run 24 hours a day, 365 days per year, it would take a little over 11 years to [break even]"

  • brettski on 12/03/2020 - 15:38
    +11

    Hello, I need the biggest roll of toilet paper you have.

    No… that's too big.

    • mapax on 12/03/2020 - 15:55
      -2

      TP whoreder - Hello, I need the biggest roll of toilet paper you have.

      No… That’s not big enough.

  • Cheep Charlie on 12/03/2020 - 15:41
    +3

    "Basically one year's toilet paper for $35.64 " ……. or 6 months worth if you eat a lot of Indian curries.

    • freefall101 on 12/03/2020 - 19:48
      +3

      Pick the wrong restaurants and it's about 25 minutes worth of toilet paper.

  • H E B on 12/03/2020 - 15:44
    +1

    And thus begins hoarding for the commercial / industrial rolls. Wont people run out of space soon?

  • kahn on 12/03/2020 - 15:52
    +3

    Pretty soon we'll be having people using toilet paper as a sign of wealth. It'll start with people using toilet paper for nose rings and earrings, then making it rain toilet paper in strip clubs, sliding a sheet down the g-string of a stripper, using a burning toilet paper roll to light a cigar, ending with necklaces and wedding rings. I await Mr T to make the first move.

  • Rod71 on 12/03/2020 - 15:54

    My local foodworx is selling these for $7 a roll

  • Bubbleshark on 12/03/2020 - 15:58
    +4

    Here is an alternative https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRlBtabKRFM

  • Mercury on 12/03/2020 - 16:14
    +4

    Basically one year's toilet paper

    My daughter would like to challenge this statement..

  • Rubber Duck on 12/03/2020 - 16:53
    +3

    I am stocking up on tally ho papers , just in case

    • dtales on 12/03/2020 - 19:11
      +3

      An old sheep shearer once told me how to clean yourself with just one
      Tally-Ho…. I never shook hands with him again!

  • Diji1 on 12/03/2020 - 17:14
    +3

    The toilet paper behavior is irrational.

    • Jerahomie on 12/03/2020 - 19:02

      Toilet paper behaviour is always crappy

  • jimbler on 12/03/2020 - 18:17
    +1

    It's still not enough. Why isn't it 5000m.

    • mckayver on 12/03/2020 - 19:38

      that would be enough to toilet paper two houses.

  • love2buy on 12/03/2020 - 18:23

    This is good as a backing paper. Use a single piece of the good stuff on the surface.

  • dtales on 12/03/2020 - 19:09
    +2

    Rough enough to make you bleed, but thin enough for you fingers to tear through.

    • Bold Eagle on 12/03/2020 - 19:13
      +3

      Sounds like an up and coming 'Country and Western' song………..

      • dtales on 12/03/2020 - 19:22
        +4

        Might start at the bottom of the charts

        • Bold Eagle on 12/03/2020 - 19:28
          +1

          In amongst the dust and tears of the rodeo "It was rough enough to make you bleed, but thin enough for you fingers to rip through, as I gasped and held my breath and sat there in that stinking port-a-loo"……..

  • nuno on 12/03/2020 - 19:29
    +1

    now it's getting ridiculous

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