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That cow food additive, Bovaer. Coz if you add it to your own food then the conspiracy crowd will smell your lack of farts and refuse to…

Don’t tell me that ! I already brought 2kg of bovaer to store in my, “End of Industrial Civilisation” stash. If it makes the…

Better than being fish flops in the ocean

How active is your mind when you go to bed / back to bed at 2am ? And do you subconsciously tense any muscles in your body while hoping to…

40 upvotes might just turn that frown upside down

I did the maths on that & I don't think that if a billion cars had start/stop then the planet would be like totally saved.

They need to leave the job before tooth hurty

Ha ! I seen how tradies leave their messes at work so when the plumber fixed my units hot water I was the cleaner, fully prepared.

How many solars panel households moon their solar panels at night ?

Popcorn is exploding ( in $ )

“Excessive and irresponsible” is the epithet for our species in millions of years time.

sius (S.I.U.S) Progress means going extinct eventually. But we’ve got a Dark Ages & a Genetic civilisation to get thru first

The Aldi Visa gift card 10% off & no fee was a great deal but the cashier told me each store got a bundle & they put it on the rack…

I noticed Aldi price rises on butter chicken & tuna this week

Is a nuclear power station safe ?

Not a multifunctional use item then ??

8pm to midnight would be my dream watch.

I have 23,324 point since before my last bill 3 weeks ago & still waiting for my last bill points to accrue !

What about the kitchen bin ? If there’s unsealed food scraps in the bin then the cockroaches will be feasting

I third the Yates gel

Piss McPissFace !?

What does the flag for, "taking the p1ss" look like ?

Same for me

Used lebanese bread for the base & tomato paste ( coz tomato sauce will make the lebanese bread soggy). And make sure the oven is hot…

Even my uncle did this in the 70s from his garage to the front of the block. Thought it was a great lark until his wife found out & made…

An 11 for confusion makes me feel discombobulated

No ferry to Maria Island in winter.

No surcharge for different half’s

Any issues with your electricity bill being huge due to air conditioning use over summer ?

The boss is the boss. He tells the staff how thing run. Staff can only follow orders.