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Free Bananas at Parliament Station [VIC]

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jjjaar on 21/08/2018 - 09:12 files.ozbargain.com.au (1239 clicks)

Similar to a deal I previously posted , Virgin Active are handing out free bananas at the Collins St end of Parliament Station.

Lots of boxes still there, but they’ll probably be gone quickly.

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  • ronnknee on 21/08/2018 - 09:15
    +16

    Unsure of banana size. Needs another banana for scale.

    ronnknee on 21/08/2018 - 09:15 (Collapsed - Offtopic. Show)
  • Being Askhole on 21/08/2018 - 09:17
    +11

    1 Banana left ;) Someone dropped it

  • mr_asstight on 21/08/2018 - 09:19
    +8

    Floor banana is the best

    • tomsco on 21/08/2018 - 10:23
      +7

      Came here for floor banana jokes. Left satisfied.

      • ihavecentsnotsense on 21/08/2018 - 12:00
        +2

        You’re easily satisfied.

        • wtfnodeal on 21/08/2018 - 14:21
          +3

          That's what she said when she had a banana on hand

  • 51ngh on 21/08/2018 - 09:22
    +6

    That banana in pic is a slip / WHS hazard.
    Someone please eat it.

  • Bargain4Days on 21/08/2018 - 09:23
    +8

    Poor banana, lonely, exposed on the cold floor

    • Kangal on 21/08/2018 - 14:43

      At least its clothed

  • freewhere on 21/08/2018 - 09:23
    -8

    There's a hobo next to the tree who has a bunch charitied to him .. he'll fall asleep soon

    • garage sale on 21/08/2018 - 10:02
      +1

      hobo is a bad term in this day and age ….they are homeless people….and usually not by choice.

      • crazyperpman on 21/08/2018 - 10:12
        +1

        Unless they are cute little dogs that travel from town to town, then it's ok

      • freakatronic on 21/08/2018 - 15:13

        I suppose someone else forced them to take drugs and not work. It's always someone else's fault in Australia.

        • AlienC on 28/08/2018 - 17:18

          Sometimes it is and it's not always drugs sometimes it's domestic abuse or just abuse from others in general.

          Everybody has their patience threshold and limit.

  • Samsungnote10 on 21/08/2018 - 09:23
    +2

    Love the pic.
    Are you sure it's a bargain and not a lot and found? :)

  • Sage on 21/08/2018 - 09:24

    Worth like 20 cents.

    • sarahbrisbane on 21/08/2018 - 09:31
      +2

      More like 80c at the moment with Bananas averaging $4.00-$4.50/kg at the moment! (in Brisbane at least)

      • Louis89 on 21/08/2018 - 10:28
        +1

        $2.49 in VIC

        • crazyboy on 21/08/2018 - 21:14

          $3.50 in NSW

        • Qkumber on 22/08/2018 - 11:27

          $4.50 in Melbourne

  • cruiserbruiser on 21/08/2018 - 09:26
    +19

    upvoting purely for the pic

  • Clear on 21/08/2018 - 09:31
    +3

    Can we have a banana for scale? To see how big it is of course.

    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/661/775/579…

    • sharkfan12 on 21/08/2018 - 10:04
      +1

      Wow. Thats a big Banana!

      • Thespottedcow on 21/08/2018 - 12:19
        +2

        THIS is a BIG Banana

        • [Deactivated] on 21/08/2018 - 13:22
          +2

          Afraid to open link at work.

        • bobzor on 21/08/2018 - 14:52
          +1

          above comment saying hobo is a bad word, links to website called triphobo

      • AlienC on 28/08/2018 - 17:20

        It's not just the size that matters but how you eat it :)

        Small bites make it last longer ;)

    • et tu brute on 21/08/2018 - 14:52
      +1

      Call that a banana!

      See my profile avatar/pic… Now that's a banana!

      :)

  • rbenko123 on 21/08/2018 - 09:32
    +13

    Thanks OP. I have an upcoming Mario Kart tournament that these will come in very handy.

    • buckster on 21/08/2018 - 09:33
      +2

      I'm going to hold out till they're giving out free turtles.

      • Kangal on 21/08/2018 - 14:44

        Where's them shrooms?

  • bemybubble on 21/08/2018 - 09:35

    Anyone else looking at the banana and thought mario kart?

    • wtfnodeal on 21/08/2018 - 09:37

      Not before someone eats it and leaves the peel on the floor

  • Turd on 21/08/2018 - 09:40
    +1

    Where is Banana Man???

    • Louis89 on 21/08/2018 - 10:31

      Will step on stage after the Apple Man

  • BargainKen on 21/08/2018 - 09:41

    Get your hands off my banana!

  • zzymurgy on 21/08/2018 - 09:42
    +6

    This bargain is bananas. B A N A N A S

    • Kontiki on 21/08/2018 - 09:44

      Damn you just beat me to this comment.

  • [Deactivated] on 21/08/2018 - 09:44
    +2

    Well this is good considering Coles is charging a WHOPPING $4.50 A KG!!!

    Everyone should be on their Facebook page bagging them out for this rather than the Coles little shop!

    • garage sale on 21/08/2018 - 10:01

      little shop stuff is great, and wollies already have free fruit for kids, if you don't want your little shop toys, chances are the person behind does, let them have them for thie kids ….

      woolies cashiers used to give uncollected toys to other people at checkout if you asked for uncollected ones, coles don't seem as generous …must be to keep the $$ coming before they are sold….we spend $28.50 and they wouldn't give my son the toy …. the lady behind us said we could have hers so my son waited and get 2 from her shopping ….she spent $80.

      My son now calls the cashiers the "Coles Trolls" ….he likes tyhe woolies cashiers better.

    • Kontiki on 21/08/2018 - 11:16

      A few years ago they were over $10/kilo so $4.50 is not that bad.

  • derilicte on 21/08/2018 - 09:47
    +2

    You cut Ralph Wiggum out of the photo

  • azm on 21/08/2018 - 09:47

    Thanks OP, I picked on and forgot to report to Ozbargain community

  • Godric on 21/08/2018 - 09:54

    OHS hazard, OP attempting to trip someone over

  • garage sale on 21/08/2018 - 09:55
    +1

    parliament , bananas, the monkeys will be rushings out of their offices for these, is it a parliament sitting day ?

    • Yummy on 21/08/2018 - 10:33

      Turnbull and Dutton can keep their crazy bananas, we don't want it.

  • inasero on 21/08/2018 - 09:57
    +2

    Why is the banana on the floor?!

    • nightelves on 21/08/2018 - 12:16

      Because it slipped? Lol

  • sureyoucan on 21/08/2018 - 09:58

    Is that picture the free banana you are talking about??

  • humptygotup on 21/08/2018 - 10:01
    +1

    Could this mark the beginning of a website called ratemybanana.com????????

  • altomic on 21/08/2018 - 10:01
    +8

    there is always money in the banana stand

    • humptygotup on 21/08/2018 - 10:04
      +1

      banana stand is "made" of money….

  • Smigit on 21/08/2018 - 10:02

    Getting some strong Mario Kart vibes.

  • johnmelb on 21/08/2018 - 10:04

    Just exited via Colins St. : all gone, no bananas anymore.

  • ireadtermsofuse on 21/08/2018 - 10:04
    +1

    Let the nanas hit the floor let the nanas hit the floor…

  • Blitzfx on 21/08/2018 - 10:16
    +1

    I have so many questions about the photo….

    • jjjaar on 21/08/2018 - 20:43

      Do ask…

  • [Deactivated] on 21/08/2018 - 10:19

    That photo though ….. hahah got me giggling pretty good.

  • superforever on 21/08/2018 - 10:21

    On the floor lol … free rubbish everywhere :-)

  • MathNerd on 21/08/2018 - 10:22
    +1

    I love jumping onto OzBargain in the morning and seeing a picture of a banana.

  • Aap Ke Papa on 21/08/2018 - 10:23

    We have Active Virgins & Bananas in the same sentence. How exciting

  • franco cozzo on 21/08/2018 - 10:25
    +2

    Banana - A Haiku

    Cold break of the day
    A lonely banana lies
    whilst watching the tiles

  • myusername on 21/08/2018 - 10:37
    +1

    1 banana 2 banana 3 banana 4

  • pennypincher98 on 21/08/2018 - 10:37
    +2

    I take it you don't like bananas and that's why it's on the floor?

    • beefsandwich on 21/08/2018 - 10:40
      +7

      The way this comment rhymes with myusername's above is pretty satisfying.

      • franco cozzo on 21/08/2018 - 10:41

        +1

        better than my piece of sh!t haiku poem :P

        • inasero on 21/08/2018 - 10:47
          +1

          i thought it was pretty good

      • pennypincher98 on 21/08/2018 - 11:11
        +1

        Lol completely unintentional - what a serendipity!

    • Pretten on 29/08/2018 - 20:27
      +1

      1 Banana, 2 Banana, 3 Banana, Floor

  • Timfoo on 21/08/2018 - 10:43
    +3

    FUN FACT: the bottom part of the bannana is called the Bananus

  • inasero on 21/08/2018 - 10:48
    +1

    Came here for the comments, wasn't disappointed. 19 subscribers to this thread, this is totally bananas!

  • reddead2067 on 21/08/2018 - 10:54

    Need banana for scale.

  • zorrt on 21/08/2018 - 11:17

    Yiga clan will be all over that banana

  • O15 on 21/08/2018 - 11:49

    Why would anyone want an expired banana?

  • YoursTruly on 21/08/2018 - 12:01

    A Virgin active Banana?

  • Raymond1227 on 21/08/2018 - 12:08

    I thought there was a banana on the ground and you mentioned this as a free banana.. Haha…

  • marrow on 21/08/2018 - 12:41

    These jokes are all bent

  • MrPants on 21/08/2018 - 13:35

    For all that missed out today,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plmwfEoTDR4

  • bobzor on 21/08/2018 - 14:56

    Somebody call Eric

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