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[VIC] Free Bananas at Parliament Station

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Some people are handing out bananas at the Collins St end of Parliament Station. I think it's a gym but couldn't see any company name.

Anyway, they seem to have loads of boxes so head over for some free fruit.

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  • +2

    i predict…bananas in the tail pipes of all the cars parked around parliament station

  • +13

    Better than giving our rock melons I suppose

    • +3

      I would rather see people peeling and eating rockmelons while walking though

    • with a chance to win free listeria for a month!

      • .. or a lifetime!

  • +3

    Free Bananas at Parliament Station

    Probably free because they are bent.

    • +3

      Don't the 'bent' ones work at Parliament House?

  • +3

    You can get these for free at Woolworths, there is a bucket as you walk in.

    • +12

      They're supposed to be for kids… oh well :P

      • +2

        Kid at heart?

      • +31

        They're supposed to be for kids…

        I just take my mum with me when I shop there…

  • +3

    I only want my Bananas if they come packaged in plastic.

    • +2

      Comment Upvote on Upvote.

    • +7

      Bubble wrap protects them just like nature intended

    • Latex works much better.

  • +9

    Definitely advertising Sea Of Thieves

  • What an appealing deal. Get in quick, before it splits.

    • You're on a slippery slope, my friend!

      • quick double tap B!

  • +2

    It was for Virgin Active gyms.

    • No room for "Sexually" in that firm name…

  • +5

    up vote, just for taking a picture of a banana

    • +2

      Reported to the mods, invalid upvote.

      • +1

        i could not possibly think of a more deserving reason for an upvote.

    • +2

      Andy Warhol may sue.

  • +5

    i wonder how big they are ?
    if only someone had a scale

    • they are banana sized

    • Scale won't help. You need a ruler, or even better, a measuring tape.

  • I peel this will be a slippery deal.

  • This deal is just bananas.

  • +2

    Bananas.
    Bananas.
    Bananas are good enough for me.
    Bananas are good enough for me.

    • +3

      Thanks for letting us know.

      • I don't think you get the reference. Youtube search "Bananas are good enough for me" (1990). Anyone who was alive at that time would know the jingle.

        • ..i got it!

          also….his username checks out too :P

  • +1

    Include postage? I’m in Brisbane. Neg if not.

  • +1

    Probably the best link picture I have ever seen on here.

  • How much for shipping?

  • +3

    I think it's a gym but couldn't see any company name.

    They didn’t really think through this promotional activity very well…

    • Haha I know. Some people were handing out flyers too but the person I got mine from wasn't.

  • What brand are these? I’m only into free range bannnas.

    • Do you see a string tied to it?

    • The watermelon, the Atheist's Dream?

  • Many more would be interested if they were xioami bananas ;)

  • +1

    The company is recruiting virgin minions. You are hired based on whether you stick it in a tail pipe or invent a superweapon with it.

    • +1

      recruiting virgin minions

      stick it in a tail pipe

      Is that a euphemism?

  • +1
  • Are these boneless?

    • +1

      Yes, this is the variety known as Ivar.

  • +4

    I like bananas…

    • +1

      As long as they're not straight?

      • I like all bananas, I don't discriminate.

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