Cricket protector on clearance for 5c from Kmart Lidcombe…
Cricket Protector 5c ($0.05) Kmart Lidcombe NSW
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Some Kmart buyer got an all expenses paid overseas trip to source these …. trying to imagine the sales graphs they presented at the board meeting to justify the trip.
I hope he saved a few so he can wear one to the meeting where he proposes his next "guaranteed best seller"
I came in looking for something for my pet insect.
Box in a bag
Doesn't hurt the hip pocket.
these are for your mouth
Finally. Cheap insurance.
Doesn't work well with Cicadas… :(
Nah, that was for 50 cents…
first time was ok mate then …
it sounds like a dalek
Saw these is Burnie Kmart today too. Lots there.
Lots there.
An orchestra of Cricket Protectors ?
turns any jocks into Wonderjocks
I like how they are discrete with naming these things.
Should call it a Nad Shield.Do they come in XXL?
One left. Nuts!
Do they have a special on balls too?
Comes in handy when i'm arguing with the missus
Wouldn't a cricket bat be more effective?
Purchased one before a cricket game because I forgot my personal one (and Kmart was close by). First ball I faced, I misjudged the swing and it came right into my jewels. The box somewhat absorbed the impact, but unfortunately shattered into pieces. Thus resulting in the ball carrying onto my jewels and impacting. Still hurts 3 days after.
- 10/10 would not recommend for leather ball cricket.
- 10/10 would recommend if you're arguing with the missus, as others suggested.Name checks out.
There's always adoption!
And the moral of the tale is - Protection comes cheap down there in Lidcombe New South wales.
TLDR
Protection failed - now having ongoing pain in the hip pocket… ;p
Protect them Nuts!
At that price they'd make handy dishes for serving snacks at a parties. Obviously would be suitable for serving nuts, but could also be used for plums, cherries, cheese balls, giggleberries, nuggets, grapes, olives, eggs, beans…
you could use them as little dishes to poach eggs in
or jelly moulds?
Hahah great find