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Heart Shaped Bike Lights - US $2.19 (~AU $3.17) Delivered @ Superfish Aliexpress

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Handy and cheap bike light. Give your ride some, umm heart.

Heart Shaped Bike Lights, $2.88 AUD ($1.99 USD) Delivered from AliExpress

Mod Note: Updated price to include GST.

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  • Seedy seed on 23/07/2019 - 21:43
    +109

    Lol

    • scottishdave on 24/07/2019 - 06:00
      +35

      I wonder if my girlfriend would like to hang these around her neck on a necklace to show me how much I love her?

    • [Deactivated] on 24/07/2019 - 07:32
      -4

      This is a testicles shape light. I wonder if it comes in blacc.

      • ccrap on 25/07/2019 - 09:37
        +4

        Username checks out

  • dr_ rusko on 23/07/2019 - 21:43
    +143

    I’m no expert in anatomy, but heart shaped was not the 1st thing I thought of when I saw that light!

    • bargaino on 23/07/2019 - 21:59
      +8

      It is a Chinese knock-off of a kickstarter project.
      I think it is a joke on "truck nuts" , which were popular with US rednecks some years back.

      https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bikeballs/bike-balls-bi…

    • haz on 23/07/2019 - 22:22
      +19

      No one has the balls to call out what it really looks like.

      • whyisave on 23/07/2019 - 23:48
        +19

        No one has the heart to call out what it could look like

    • jameso on 23/07/2019 - 22:29
      +2

      Not gonna lie, I instantly saw gonads.

      • Salmando on 24/07/2019 - 00:44
        +22

        You sick twisted freak

        • montorola on 24/07/2019 - 10:14
          +1

          He needs to be locked up immediately.

  • cuy on 23/07/2019 - 21:44
    +7

    lol heart shaped… sure

  • M8TY on 23/07/2019 - 21:44
    +4

    Yep, not a heart shape… you would need a lot of “balls” to put these on your bike …!😉

    • AustriaBargain on 24/07/2019 - 00:20
      +1

      Or a set of low hanging hearts.

  • Louis89 on 23/07/2019 - 21:45

    U sure it is HEART SHAPE?

  • G14Classified on 23/07/2019 - 21:46
    +15

    That was a ballsy move posting this deal…

  • allenhori on 23/07/2019 - 21:48

    Thank you OP. Now I only need a TARDIS to become a fully qualified time lord.

  • Wystri Warrick on 23/07/2019 - 21:49

    Heart Shaped Bike Lights

    Yeah nah man

  • Flying Ace on 23/07/2019 - 21:49
    +21

    Whenever I see this deal come up I get a bit testy.

  • Matt2024 on 23/07/2019 - 21:49
    +1

    cough cough … Aren't they Testicles?

  • Stinge Master on 23/07/2019 - 21:52
    +34

    The price is nuts!

    • [Deactivated] on 23/07/2019 - 22:13
      +3

      I can’t stop laughing, contemplating on Gerry saying this “it’s nuts, go Harvey go”.
      Nonetheless I shall con- test this price.

  • 303-Acid on 23/07/2019 - 21:53
    +33

    Light up blue?

    • Matt2024 on 23/07/2019 - 22:25
      +2

      Blue balls ftw lol

  • M1lad on 23/07/2019 - 21:54

    Lmao

  • xfiledavid on 23/07/2019 - 21:55
    +12

    pretty sure these ones can shrink when cold

  • quog on 23/07/2019 - 21:57

    Just the thing for those teste cyclists

  • miq on 23/07/2019 - 21:58
    +27

    I guess this wasn’t funny enough the first ten plus times it was posted.

  • williamk30 on 23/07/2019 - 21:58

    They should at least reverse the positioning of the heart.
    It's obviously upside down to be a heart.

  • Being Askhole on 23/07/2019 - 22:06
    +1

    Yeah.. True
    Men's Heart :)

  • jv on 23/07/2019 - 22:06
    +16

    Thanks, ordered the red ones.

    These a great to tie onto your dog's tail to see them at night when you are looking for them at the park.

  • [Deactivated] on 23/07/2019 - 22:11
    +15

    The moment I saw the picture I knew I would be satisfied with comments

  • mr_asstight on 23/07/2019 - 22:19

    light balls

    • chonkie on 24/07/2019 - 12:24

      Ass tight

  • OnlineOffline on 23/07/2019 - 22:24
    +10

    Thanks OP. That's Valentines Day sorted. The missus will be thrilled.

  • [Deactivated] on 23/07/2019 - 22:32
    +6

    I have the non lighted version of that.

  • ihbh on 23/07/2019 - 22:37

    Heart Shaped

    Looks like nut sacks*.

    (* thanks Star-Lord)

  • financialminimalism on 23/07/2019 - 22:42

    Handy feature: the hearts shrink when the weather is cold…

    Definitely usefull for lighting the way out of hairy situations.

  • altomic on 23/07/2019 - 22:43

    Uhhh… Those are balls.

    • lostn on 24/07/2019 - 10:05

      But there are three of them… Do you have three?

      • [Deactivated] on 26/07/2019 - 14:51

        I do

        • lostn on 26/07/2019 - 15:03
          +1

          you should get that checked out.

    • markdoss on 19/08/2019 - 22:01

      I was about to say this.
      Hanging……

  • pennypincher on 23/07/2019 - 23:04

    The comments didn't disappoint…

  • seamonkey on 23/07/2019 - 23:13
    +7

    I think you are all really childish. If manufacturer believes the product to be a heart then I say it is a heart. Why be so cynical. I'm buying 6 out of respect for OP and for the quality of this deal. Actually, nuh you are all right. It is a scrotum. A dirty large pair of sack nuggets.

  • XII-19 on 23/07/2019 - 23:26

    The doctor wanted to listen to my heart rate, i pulled them out of me pants for him to listen. Boy was it cold.

  • sgtdanny69148 on 23/07/2019 - 23:26

    are you sure they are hearts? cause then you would have to dangle them under the seat of the bike……..

    • CandyMan on 24/07/2019 - 16:05

      You can wear your heart on your sleeve
      Whatever rocks your boat

  • shortcircuit on 23/07/2019 - 23:58

    inverted hearts shape

  • Maveot on 24/07/2019 - 00:16

    Balls!

  • Diji1 on 24/07/2019 - 00:25
    -1

    http://thedollop.libsyn.com/360-the-truck-nuts-war-live-in-p…

    Very serious business.

  • digitalaxon on 24/07/2019 - 00:36
    +1

    GST = Gonad and Services Taxticles?

  • zeroxp on 24/07/2019 - 00:48

    Here to see some Heart Shaped jokes.

  • drfuzzy on 24/07/2019 - 01:31
    +1

    Ordered early for work Christmas party Krist Kringle

  • Goraka on 24/07/2019 - 02:38

    for a second I thought these are testicle guards.

  • PaKoRa on 24/07/2019 - 04:55

    Deez nutz

  • ssjwill on 24/07/2019 - 05:10

    thanks ordered, previous one busted

    • Savabuck on 24/07/2019 - 15:45

      What? Someone busted your ….hearts?

  • Jackkkkkk on 24/07/2019 - 05:56

    Thanks… got a pair

    Of hearts ♥️

  • seedyrom on 24/07/2019 - 06:15
    +1

    Pro tip:
    Shave them. They’ll look bigger.

  • DEvok on 24/07/2019 - 06:48
    +1

    Looks like nobody noticed, don’t you think these look more like sack of balls instead of hearts, suprised no one pointed this out haha.

    • franco cozzo on 24/07/2019 - 08:02

      what…? they look like balls? where??

  • getjaleel on 24/07/2019 - 07:45

    ROLF…..I love the comments here! I wonder if they can be used as Dogs toy in nights.Just imagine you throw them glowing and dogs get them back to ya. ouch..ouch…hahaha…

    • mily on 24/07/2019 - 08:01
      +1

      I foresee severe hazard in the bathroom if you keep training your dog like this.

  • THICKnSLOW on 24/07/2019 - 08:26

    Make these man-datory for those lycra wearing middleaged cyclists. Imagine a pack of them with these at night. Hahaha

  • scud70 on 24/07/2019 - 08:34

    LOL! dont even need to comment so good

  • aladdin on 24/07/2019 - 08:35

    Click bait

    • [Deactivated] on 24/07/2019 - 10:33

      The ultimate click bait.

      Master bait.

  • MattBrisSyd on 24/07/2019 - 08:53
    -2

    Clicked the post just to read the comments.
    Was not disappointed XD

  • NVidia Sucks on 24/07/2019 - 09:13

    it looks sth else~~~~~

  • Kamsi on 24/07/2019 - 09:16

    Boy oh boy I just had the best laugh this morning. Cheers.

  • Tyrannosaurus Rex on 24/07/2019 - 10:59
    +1

    Kris Kringle sorted

  • anishchauhan on 24/07/2019 - 11:14

    wrong title, testicle shaped bike lights, Now that's cool

  • reacher on 24/07/2019 - 11:21

    these always come in pair, lol

  • justwii on 24/07/2019 - 13:27

    Bikies gonna love this

  • pikapika on 24/07/2019 - 14:29

    😂😂 Yeah, uhm..

  • lovepub on 24/07/2019 - 15:06

    OP wondering, why so many upvotes, and NO sales YET.

    Click buy people … stop trolling. Show some loving heart to the deal…(I meant balls)

  • No ONE on 24/07/2019 - 15:15

    Heart Shaped

    Yh sure. Heart is really sucking on those balls real hard in a 69 manner.

  • ta1124 on 24/07/2019 - 17:17

    hahahahaha Actually laughed out loud in real life ahahah

  • DEvok on 24/07/2019 - 17:41
    -1

    Xmas sorted for the mrs.

  • Naigrabzo on 24/07/2019 - 18:25

    My bike will be well hung.

  • Tihkal on 25/07/2019 - 08:25

    Anyone else immediately see the anus as well? Albeit positioned a little low perhaps.

  • pjareandrew on 25/07/2019 - 09:22

    only clicked on this for the comments and was not let down :-)

  • FrozenFred on 25/07/2019 - 09:45

    I'd like to put these up to my gfs face and give them a kiss to show how much I love her

  • alexander chase on 25/07/2019 - 10:18

    come on guys…. this is the 🎾 sag light :D

  • wherestherice on 25/07/2019 - 22:41

    "heart shaped"

  • TEER3X on 26/07/2019 - 11:43

    true to life, it looks like one side is (slightly) larger than the other.

  • MagicMikez32 on 03/08/2019 - 20:33

    Lance Armstrong approved

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