Hi all, aspiring bikies,
long-time lurker first-time poster and the usual yadda-yadda. Do not be kind, I've seen enough OzBargain brawls to be able to cope. Bring it on!
Tired of having your biking fellows taking the piss out of you as they use their knives to make customized leather jackets, while you couldn't even remove some lints from "that suit"?
Ever jumped up full of confidence after playing fruit ninja on your phone, only to challenge an unarmed tomato with your knife and lose…badly?
Those times are over! Now you can make your knives so sharp that even the vacuum will not want to stay in front of that edge…you can hone your own frickin Alcubierre drive in the comfort of your, – probably overpriced – abode, hold it still in front of you, start running and warp through all the daily frustrations and difficulties! Disclaimer: that will cause GBH to you and others, charges, imprisonment and, possibly, the embedding in your soft tissues of fast propelled metal objects.
Order these three items:
https://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00KMZFI4Q
https://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B000OT1ZOC
https://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B0058PXGNU
And, as usual, pay these with your Citibank or similar to shave off (ah!) a few extra dollars from the exchange rate.
Delivered to Australia these came to about $72 yesterday, just ~$15 more than a previous deal for a similar object, but with better value than that.
Note that the first and last items are listed as low stock but with "more on the way".
Listed as Home & Garden, but it could probably be in Financial, considering the huge ROI you could get out of this if employed in a cle(a)ver way.
Pis.
I've always wanted to learn how to sharpen a knife properly. Is it a tough skill to learn to do well?