Combining the 10% off $100 Spend @ Woolworths with Click & Collect and the AmEx $20 off $100 deal
Retail price 12.69 - 1.70 = 10.99 (current special)
Total trolley after adding 11 boxes: 120.89
After 10% discount: 108.80
After Amex credit: 88.80 (total saving 50.79)
Comes out to be 33.6 cents each (credits to kearnsy)
Have a enjoyable weekend
It's obvious I told her to keep one closeby in case the man wasn't prepared
What happened next is also obvious
She was using it to give to the man to use who didn't have one on him
So she used one (with a man) and it broke
So she used one (with a man) and it broke
Ahhh, so actually the MAN was using it… and the man broke it.
It's obvious
Not really, since a condom is usually used by the man. Women often use them for pranks, water bombs, etc which might cause them to break.
What happened next is also obvious
Have you ever tried to break a condom? It's not easy, even with your teeth. Try filling one with water, it's quite amazing how durable they are.
However if the male person who is "using it" decided that they preferred riding bareback, then it is extremely easy to set things up so that the condom "breaks" or "falls off".
I told her to keep one closeby in case the man wasn't prepared
So my mate went to Thailand and I told him to get local aussie condoms to be safe and some actually broke
Quite the condom lecturer, huh? I reckon that your friends should take responsibility for THEIR OWN protection. That way, they wouldn't need to be told what to do.
If it was me, I would be ashamed if I felt the need to be involved to that level in other people's personal business.
condoms in thailand are fine, look at any packet, they are all made in thailand ffs
even have large sizes, despite the myths you think you know
no condoms you buy anywhere else is made in a "safer" country. read one and prove it to yourself.
Woolworths has crap quality standards (like deep fryers with crappy handles). So unless you want a pregnancy or a STI buy elsewhere.
A business does not get fined $3 million for nothing!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-05/woolworths-ordered-to-…
Don't be so quick to judge.
I can assure you that sticking your doodle into one of those things would be an incredibly effective contraceptive.
When they start bringing out Homebrand , Woolworths Select and Woolworths Gold condoms I'll start to worry about that.
meh I prefer to buy in bulk.
Why not pull out for free?
Much to learn…
My father agrees.
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What is the diameter please?
it's twice the radius
DId you get the radius by dividing the circumference by pi and halving it?
twice the radius…times warm apple pi…
More comments than likes
as expected
You haven't helped.
Ohhh cool
With that many condoms all I can say is she better have a drag strip cause you'll be burning rubber.
It is Friday afternoon. We definitely need something funny :)
Even if she's eager, protect her beaver!..
Or she'll chase you with a meat cleaver
so never leave 'er?
A year's worth of supply for the teenagers.
do me for the week
was that a request? If so, you forgot the question mark at the end of the sentence!
i was to excited.
Where do we meet?
Can someone provide an in depth review who's had hand's on experience with this product!?
Usually first hand experiences won't involve this product.
edit: ha! ninja edit!
Do I need these if I only have an imaginary girlfriend?
If the imaginary girlfriend is inflatable, then probably not…
how is this even a deal.. 264 rubbers
thats alot of bubble gummies
That's a hell of a party you planned!
I ll stick to my Sock. As this purchase will lead to something like $150 an hour. Expensive.
FYI: I doubt they'd let you BYO
But what about the next weekend?
Got the thumbs up from the mrs. We can finally have that balloon party.
Got the thumbs up from the mrs
You don't need a condom for that.
Wow, enough for every weekday in the year. Great for those married people who work away from home through the week , and the odd couple left over for weekends IF the wife actually says "yes" for a change
I'm organising a group buy… Any lonely ladies want to come on board? We can even share them to save further!
Any other long-sighted people think it said "dick/collect"?
As a married man, the fact that people can go through this many before reaching expiry makes me sad :(
As a fellow married man, I feel ya bro.
tasty yum
Doing it wrong?
Thank OP. I can now stop using the glad wrap I got on special after my wife made me switch from using aluminium foil.
Beware of the other risks that your wife might have caused.
Foil has significant protective characteristics, especially when worn on the head.
I dont think this is a good deal. I got 144 condoms for around the 30c mark straight from ansels website ages ago
How many you still have left?
they expired.
Forever alone.jpg
Do they come in…
…extra large? :D
Looking for a body condom are you?
Gerry stopped selling these when the Baby Bonus payments were announced.
Need two more gfs to use 264 in two months time ..as with one gf it will take five months…any idea what's the expiry dates on them
did not pick yet. Usually 2 to 3 years.
Im married, what the hell am I going to do with 150 years worth of condoms?
Give them to your children!
Should run a competition - Who can get through all these first ?
We're going to need video evidence too.
hey if it works for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, why not the average ozbargainer.. Fame, here someone comes :)
Real ozbargainers pull out
I've got 2 kids to prove it!
Who knew we had so many sex workers on OzBargain.
why would it be a surprise? Its a way to make easy money
Condoms are just, like, really good water balloons, right?
Do girls dig guys with condoms in their wallet? Like since you put it in your wallet with all your other legal tender, when the time comes the condom would be legal tender for S3#!
Nothing says 'true romantic' more than a guy with a cola flavoured condom in his coin purse.
K… So how do I make use of these condoms? Do I simply go up to a girl and ask hey wanna bang tonight? or do you simply flick open ur wallet and show em your piece.
I'm all in for the courteous slow talk dating style, but I'm also the typical impatient guy whose's rather straight forward.
Ask if you can buy her a drink - then when you are rifling through you coins to pay, take the condom out and ask if she can hold it for a second. Then… Once she gets her drink and goes to give it back you say… "You hold onto that…." <pause> "For later." <wink>. The timing of the pause and wink are critical and vary depending on the moment. If this strategy fails - try adjusting your pause / wink timing.
Have you not been watching Border Security? They catch passengers who stuff drugs into condoms and swallow them to avoid detection. Border officers have been known to ask "do you swallow?"
That's a lot of condoms. Good deal of your a Gigalo !!! Lol
What's the expiry date on these things? 'cause I figure at my current usage rate they should last me until around 2148 :(
is it kosher?
No. But it's Halal.
no pork swords
Indeed. I am also interested to know how a female uses this kind of condom.