Combining the 10% off $100 Spend @ Woolworths with Click & Collect and the AmEx $20 off $100 deal
Retail price 12.69 - 1.70 = 10.99 (current special)
Total trolley after adding 11 boxes: 120.89
After 10% discount: 108.80
After Amex credit: 88.80 (total saving 50.79)
Comes out to be 33.6 cents each (credits to kearnsy)
Have a enjoyable weekend
Pretty silly deal post though, why would an Ozbargainer need this many frangers?
Condoms usually have 2 to 3 year expiry date. Worth buying them in one go.
especially one that calls them 'frangers'….
Haha yeah, my ugly head and small penis doesn't help either.
save your money and raw dog it
I suspect you haven't done the lifecycle CBA.
How many kids do you have and how much money have you spent on them? :P
It's perfect, will slot in nicely next to my 44 gallon drum of lube.
I came and delivered. Time to pull out.
Was about to upvote ya, but you're on a nice 69 right now.
They could've made it $88.88 to appeal to the Chinese, with it being the season and all.
they dont make a super extra small version to fit
More bang for your buck .. :-) .. ??
This joke never gets old
Can't say the same about the author …. unfortunately …. :-( .. !!
Why not? You have horn-a-plenty!
at that price, better call the gang!
Sold as 'Lifetime Supply' to newlyweds
Or 3 times if you married my wife
i'm giving you a pity +
r\deadbedrooms
And this is why I'll never marry (though, to be honest, the frequency with which it occurred in my past relationships of only several months was similarly wanting).
I thought it just me…
I'm actually worried that this deal will come up again in the next 6 months or I'll be in short supply.
You should find another form of contraception
Expire on XXXless?! :)
33.6 cents each
I think my favourite phrase is "33.6 cents a pop"
I'm here for the math, not the humour ;)
even less if you use them more than once
You need the leather "Roughrider" ones for multi use.
If you just want to pop, buying 500 balloons will be much cheaper per pop.
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Pearl-balloons-1-package-Latex-5i…
($3.88 + $1.57) / 500 = 1.09 cents per pop
once you pop, you cant stop!
I'm here for the tears that follow
But I won't live for 264 years!
No worries, your grandchildren will inherit them!
and become pregnant at 17
and become pregnant at 17 by using the special editions condoms with holes
Bang Bang
Looks like this young whippersnapper has decided to go for his "popular deal" badge! Obligatory 100+ vote thread :p
They are busy buying and no one is voting!
Here cum the same old puns!
"Have a enjoyable weekend"
I see what you did there.
Or maybe many weekends…
DSE wasn't quite a disater to woolworths
the current problems are due to the equity firm that bought them from DSE
Masters is another story
DSE wasn't a triumph for Woolworths either…
Not sure, they owned it for 30 years, and I think it was reasonably successful for at least half of that.
You deserve a 1 up, sir.
the look on the persons face when you pick up the items would be priceless
Should I choose the old woman or young girl at checkout?
Think as long as you give a sly wink when u pick it up, you'll be good with either option
No balloon - no party!
What's the other 263 things I could do with these?
Once I tried the thing these were meant for I wasn't interested in any of the other possibilities !!
hand them out at anti-abortion rallies? :D
Anyone here want to share?
Can we share the usage too?
Perfect timing with the Pope's announcement today.
Not enough for a year if you are doing once a day, or twice a day (Morning and Evening).
A month's worth for $88, not bad. Thanks OP.
Eight times a day?! Are you in a dungeon??
hope your partner remembers their safe word
Yes and he also lives alone.
One month I was doing it 3x a day
That's a whole lotta pie
Think he is the actor in the second 50 Shades Of Grey movie
cheers OP should last me a lifetime.
Waste of space deal.
Simply repeating another 2 deals and being a smart ass.
The condoms aren't even particularly cheap in the first place.
Lets wait for the copycats buying 30 bottles of coke or 50 packets of toothpicks.
This "Deal" should actually just be put in the comments of either of the actual deals….
Similar deals could be raised for everything on special at Woolworths this week. What a complete waste of time.
Ease up. Like the recent CRUSHONYOU or CTARGET eBay deals, it's okay to do a deal within a deal IMO.
You sound a little sexually frustrated…
120 cans of tuna!in case of a zombie apocalypse
Waste of space deal.
100% totally agree.
Similar deals could be raised for everything on special at Woolworths this week
Yep, I am seriously considering negging because this is not actually "good value"
It is thoughtful, but I don't think it is appropriate with any Ex why would AmEx be any different.
Eh?
264? wow, that is way too many
For me it's not enough :)
COTD have 288 delivered for $59.89 using $10 off coupon, or $$49.90 delivered for club catch members using $10 off coupon https://www.catchoftheday.com.au/search?query=ansell
look like grey imports. Does anyone know if there's any difference in quality?
Grey imports do not have local warranty.
You might find your answer in the comments from previously posted deals https://www.ozbargain.com.au/search/node/ansell+cotd
Beware. Grey imports are likely to be sized differently to Australian stock (e.g. Regular and Large dimensions vary based on country).
One problem you might find - depending on what you're plugging into, you'll need an adapter.
Great for a brothel?
They don't need a special they have bulk delivered once a week.
Collects recycling and drops off new ones.
LEgit?
Silly deal, why do I need 3 lifetimes of condom supply?
Share with family and friends.
nothing wrong with a bit of wincest
So my mate went to Thailand and I told him to get local aussie condoms to be safe and some actually broke.
Last night a friend told me she used one and it broke. (it was close to but not expired)
Lesson is they break sometimes.
Last night a friend told me she used one and it broke.
Question is, how was she using it?
She…Thailand
Enough said.
I'm just here for the jokes