dhgate are selling groovy retro dual sim flip phones for US$15.43 delivered
Item specifics
colour: red yellow black
Display Size: 2.0
Operation System: No Smartphone
Sim Card: Dual SIM
model: I897
Chinese Brand: No Brand
Network: GSM900 GSM1800 GSM1900 GSM850
quality: high quality
feature: tv
Language: Portugal, Spanish, Russian, French, German, English
warranty: 6months
Feature: MP3 TV, FM Radio, Bluetooth, Dual Sim Card
Product Name: Car Cell Phone with 2.0inch screen quad band TV I897 WEIL
Hehe, cheap plastic flip phones. Remind me of Sol the dodgy lawyer in Breaking Bad. Just buy a few of them and keep them in your private drawers. Once you have made some dodgy phonecalls, you can just snap and destroy the phones.
P.S. Just noted English is not listed as supported language :D