Pre-Lit Black Artificial Christmas Tree w/ Bendable Top 1.8m $84.95 (Was $165), 2.1m $118.95 (Was $203) + Delivery @ Costway

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A good deal on a long and large Christmas tree with two sizes available for purchase and a bendable top section allowing the Christmas tree to be turgid or flaccid.

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Comments

  • +10

    Flaccid

  • +18

    I've realise I am way too immature.

    • That’s what the tree said.

    • +1

      I'm glad I found my ppl on ozbargain. firm hugs

  • +2

    Sorry,what?

    • +1

      Flaccid Christmas tree

      • +2

        I would have expected the turgid option to be more popular.

  • +3

    This starts happening to all of us eventually

  • +1

    Is that cum punk in the photo?

    • It is!

      • +1

        That’s great. Question - are you able to test out the flaccid tree before purchase?

        • This is a great suggestion @Maddog99. I do not think they have this purchase option but I have no reason to doubt that they can provide customer service support if the turgid or flaccid options are not working.

      • +1

        Who's cum punk?

  • +1

    Pairs well with 'erect elves', and … nvm.

  • +2

    Gently stroke the baubles with some tinsel and the tree should stand tall and proud.

  • +1

    I very much enjoy that use of the term 'flaccid' is entirely from OP. It's nowhere to be found in the item description - bravo.

    • +1

      But it is not flacid. Semi, perhaps.

  • +1

    wot

  • +1

    Too much eggnog?

  • +1

    here for the comments, not disappointed so far

  • +7

    The moderator's decision to remove the word 'flaccid' from the title of this post and replace it with 'pre-lit black' shows turgid leadership but leaves the fun of the comment section limp and flaccid

  • The big one is called Treezilla

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