A good deal on a long and large Christmas tree with two sizes available for purchase and a bendable top section allowing the Christmas tree to be turgid or flaccid.
Pre-Lit Black Artificial Christmas Tree w/ Bendable Top 1.8m $84.95 (Was $165), 2.1m $118.95 (Was $203) + Delivery @ Costway
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dann on 24/11/2024 - 21:13 au.costway.com (726 clicks)
Last edited 24/11/2024 - 21:47 by 1 other user
Last edited 24/11/2024 - 21:47 by 1 other user
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I've realise I am way too immature.
That’s what the tree said.
I'm glad I found my ppl on ozbargain. firm hugs
Sorry,what?
Flaccid Christmas tree
I would have expected the turgid option to be more popular.
This starts happening to all of us eventually
Turgid or flaccid?
Is that cum punk in the photo?
It is!
That’s great. Question - are you able to test out the flaccid tree before purchase?
This is a great suggestion @Maddog99. I do not think they have this purchase option but I have no reason to doubt that they can provide customer service support if the turgid or flaccid options are not working.
Who's cum punk?
WHAT is cum punk?
Pairs well with 'erect elves', and … nvm.
Gently stroke the baubles with some tinsel and the tree should stand tall and proud.
I very much enjoy that use of the term 'flaccid' is entirely from OP. It's nowhere to be found in the item description - bravo.
But it is not flacid. Semi, perhaps.
wot
Too much eggnog?
here for the comments, not disappointed so far
The moderator's decision to remove the word 'flaccid' from the title of this post and replace it with 'pre-lit black' shows turgid leadership but leaves the fun of the comment section limp and flaccid
Absolutely this. This is shocking misuse of moderator power. This mod needs to be re-trained. The job of a mod is not to transform a hilarious and harmless deal title into boring crap, for no reason. No one considers the word 'flaccid' offensive; so why was the OP's wording of the title changed?
It’s a bloody outrage it is.
The big one is called Treezilla
Why would I put a tree inside my house?
'Why would I put a tree inside my house?'
Think USA, and snow.
Here in Australia, consider rain, wind, vandals/thieves etc. wreaking havoc with x-mas decorations adorning an outside x-mas tree.
Excuse me moderator - I really don’t feel there is a need to censor the people. There is nothing wrong with being flaccid, in fact some people prefer their Christmas trees with dysfunction. I personally prematurely extricate all my Christmas decorations from their box.
Flaccid