A good deal on a long and large Christmas tree with two sizes available for purchase and a bendable top section allowing the Christmas tree to be turgid or flaccid.
Pre-Lit Black Artificial Christmas Tree w/ Bendable Top 1.8m $84.95 (Was $165), 2.1m $118.95 (Was $203) + Delivery @ Costway
Last edited 24/11/2024 - 21:47 by 1 other user
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I've realise I am way too immature.
That’s what the tree said.
I'm glad I found my ppl on ozbargain. firm hugs
Sorry,what?
Flaccid Christmas tree
I would have expected the turgid option to be more popular.
This starts happening to all of us eventually
Is that cum punk in the photo?
It is!
That’s great. Question - are you able to test out the flaccid tree before purchase?
This is a great suggestion @Maddog99. I do not think they have this purchase option but I have no reason to doubt that they can provide customer service support if the turgid or flaccid options are not working.
Who's cum punk?
Pairs well with 'erect elves', and … nvm.
Gently stroke the baubles with some tinsel and the tree should stand tall and proud.
I very much enjoy that use of the term 'flaccid' is entirely from OP. It's nowhere to be found in the item description - bravo.
But it is not flacid. Semi, perhaps.
wot
Too much eggnog?
here for the comments, not disappointed so far
The moderator's decision to remove the word 'flaccid' from the title of this post and replace it with 'pre-lit black' shows turgid leadership but leaves the fun of the comment section limp and flaccid
The big one is called Treezilla
Flaccid