FEAST YOUR EYES on Telstra's latest "premium" budget offering, the absolutely, revolutionary mediocre Telstra T-Elite 5G (or as ZTE calls it when Telstra isn't looking, the A75 Pro 5G) for just $129 ($50 off from the $179 RRP)!
✨ Features that will blow your mind from 2019:
A stunning 720p display that will make your old Nokia jealous! (Yes, in 2024, because who needs pixels anyway?)
A whopping 4GB of RAM + 4GB "virtual memory" (aka "we'll just use your storage and pretend it's RAM")
Not one, but TWO whole cameras on the back! One actually useful 50MP shooter and a 2MP depth sensor that's basically there for moral support
The prestigious "Blue Tick" approval* (*terms, conditions, and actual reception may vary wildly)
🌟 BONUS FEATURES:
No fingerprint sensor because who needs security in 2024? Just keep your phone unlocked like a true champion!
Locked to Telstra because freedom of choice is overrated
Comes with a free subscription to "Why did I buy this?" thoughts
Actual Specs:
- 6.6inch 120Hz 720p IPS screen
- Unisoc T760 (4x A76 + 4x A55) / 4GB RAM + 4GB virtual memory / 128 GB storage
- 50MP rear main camera / 2MP rear depth sensor / 5MP front camera
- 5000mAh Battery
- NFC / USB-C / 3.5mm headphone jack
- Android 14
- 4G: B1/B3/B5/B7/B8/B26/B28/B40
- 5G: n5/n7/n26/n78
- Blue tick approved
- No fingerprint sensor
- Locked to Telstra
Review: https://www.gadgetguy.com.au/zte-telstra-t-elite-5g-phone-re…
Specs: https://ztemobiles.com.au/telstra-t-elite-5g/
Perfect for:
- People who think 720p is "retro cool"
- Telstra enthusiasts who enjoy being in a committed relationship
- Budget-conscious shoppers who still want to say "I have a 5G phone"
At $129, it's practically stealing! (From yourself, but still stealing)
Available at BIG W, where dreams of flagship phones go to become budget reality!
Without the free delivery, these will sell like lukewarm cakes! 🎉
No flagships were harmed in the making of this post.
Lol how do they get away with saying that in Aus?