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[Freebie] Durex Condom Sample

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Speeds her up, slows him down. Try out Extended Pleasure Condoms for FREE. Interested? Click here. http://mutualclimax.durex.com.au/

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    • +12

      Even though you are sterile, doesn't mean you're immune to STDs.

      • +4

        or a mess

      • +3

        Uh-oh.

  • -1

    haha never used one :p

    • AMLagonda, never used one, never needed one.

      But it's always good to have, just in case you get lucky.
      One day, AMLagonda, one day.

  • +14

    How long do they usually take to ship these out? I'm having a family reunion next week..

    • +14

      You're doing someone in your family?

      • +10

        Must be from Tassie. :P

        • Or a kiwi

      • +1

        That's the joke…

  • +1

    Yay, now I've got nothing holding me back from having sex!

    • +11

      You still need to find a girl :)

      • +5

        Just bring it along to a club or pub and when you fancy a girl, walk up to her and said. "Hi, I have this sample pack that I need to test it out, would you like to be my volunteer?"….

        • show and tell?

        • +2

          pray hard she don't visit ozb and someone posted free anal probes.

      • Or a boy…….or a pony…..or a …..

  • What's long and grey and full of semen ? A warship

    • +10

      I think you're confusing "seamen" and semen. The joke doesn't work well when typed.

    • +1

      My warship isn't grey…….

      • I'd get that checked out buddy.. ;)

    • +1

      what's long and brown and full of crap? a crap.

  • You know you're a committed OzBargainer when you consider the freebie even thouh you know you'll never use it…. (lesbian with no need for condoms :P)

    • +1

      Or married folks?

    • +3

      i'll get 5 of them just to cheap out from buying a glove :P

      • wow - that's serious commitment to the ozbargain cause…

    • cantbereallesboifneverdonestraponanal.

      BUSTED

      • thinkyouwatchtoomanyadultmovies

        BUSTED :P

  • If we request express overnight shipping reckon they will oblige?
    Need this by tomorrow night!!

  • +2

    I hope this isn't sent in clear packaging!

    • +1

      Nope, it will come in a specially marked envelope, designed to attract as much attention as possible by using party streamers and confetti that explodes upon opening the packaging. Congratulatory fanfare and marching band will be awaiting upon postal retrieval (courtesy of Durex)

      Also, an embedded device inside it automatically Tweets to your account and will post a "Like Durex" on your Facebook wall.

      • +1

        they'll also place a baby on your doorstep in ~9 months just to annoy you.

      • +1

        The device also senses when it's used and tweets it.

      • +1

        Good thing I don't use Facebook or Twit whatever.

  • First thing after you DO get to use it -straight down the pub and tell your mates/
    This is Australia.

  • New or refurbished sample?

    • +1

      Pre-owned

      • If these were sold at Dick Smith, unknowingly buying customer returns could be a worry.

        "No mate, we opened it up here to put some more lube on the inside. Enjoy. Cheers and have a nice day."

        • If these were sold at COTD, people would complain about it taking too long to come.
          Oh, the irony.

    • If it's refurbished, you know it's been tried and tested.

  • got mine today

  • +1

    Got mine today, useless for me 56 mm

    • too big?

    • There are smaller sizes available.

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