[NSW] Heath Franklin's "Chopper" Double Pass $8.95 (Save up to $70) Friday 19 April 7.30pm - Newcastle City Hall @ Promotix

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Last Minute Offer - Get 2 Tickets for Just $8.95 - Save up to $84!

HEATH FRANKLIN'S CHOPPER - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

WINNER - COMIC'S CHOICE - Melbourne Comedy Festival, 2018

Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off….and he's not here to f**k spiders! That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge, or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to….
Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

Fri 19 April at 7.30pm - Newcastle City Hall
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  linkindan on 18/04/2024 - 22:46

  +2

  Last minute tickets to the best comedian of the 2018 Melbourne comedy festival, discounted by up to $84…

  All of that says I’m losing $8.95

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  krushgroove on 18/04/2024 - 22:48

  +4

  If the promo description is anything to go by, no wonder they can't sell tickets……..

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    Kommodore on 18/04/2024 - 22:55

    +2

    I mean it is the funniest post in ages.

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  iMagoo on 18/04/2024 - 22:57

  Saw the show during the Fringe in Adelaide and enjoyed it

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  Yuppieshrink on 18/04/2024 - 23:04

  +2

  Great comedian!

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  The Value on 18/04/2024 - 23:14

  +4

  Harden up, mate!

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  jikijiki on 18/04/2024 - 23:19

  If only this was in Syd!

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    UncleRico on 18/04/2024 - 23:25

    He was supposed to play in Sydney last weekend but cancelled his shows due to ill health…

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  ghoulie1 on 18/04/2024 - 23:51

  +7

  Neville #arken Bartos.

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    Chip Diamond on 19/04/2024 - 09:31

    +1

    Very rude, Chopper!

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  nuts on 19/04/2024 - 03:28

  +3

  Cash? No Cash.

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  RockyRaccoon on 19/04/2024 - 07:11

  +2

  Show starts

  Heath walks on

  First joke

  "Which Sh.ts here paid $90 for their tickets" …………………

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    BadGiraffe on 19/04/2024 - 09:32

    Ouch. Was his show worth it though?

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  holdenmg on 19/04/2024 - 07:41

  Glad youse posted this for thems hard of earin'. lol

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  beltdrive on 19/04/2024 - 09:16

  +4

  it's kinda sad that this guy is still relying on this bit

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  bennybaubles on 19/04/2024 - 09:22

  +1

  Yeah, he’s flogging a dead horse or more like a dead chopper. Time for a new character and new material.