Toshiba 13.3" 16GB Tablet with (currently best) Tegra 3 CPU running Android 4.0.
Seems pretty good deal - not sure if screen's too big for it to be useful? But could be really good to use for apps like remote desktop and watching movies.
SD card, micro USB and micro HDMI.
Cheapest StaticIce is $510:
http://www.staticice.com.au/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=toshiba+AT3…
Cheapest eBay is $439 delivered:
http://www.ebay.com.au/ctg/Toshiba-AT330-32GB-Wi-Fi-13-3in-B…
Harvey Norman have it listed at $692:
http://www.harveynorman.com.au/toshiba-at330-003-16gb-tablet…
Official website:
http://www.mytoshiba.com.au/products/computers/Tablet/at330
Reviews:
http://www.pcworld.idg.com.au/review/tablets/toshiba/at330/4…
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2012/07/toshiba-at330-review-size-…
That's not a tablet, it's a coffee table without legs :)
(a price in the title would be nice)