Didn't realise that I needed one of these until I saw it. Actually works, comes with two paddles and three balls.
Paddles are 250mm long (inc. handle), 145mm wide, 10mm thick blade, 120g. Assuming that they are not of competition standard.
Features:
Arnott's sports equipment
Model: Instant Table Tennis
Pack contents:
Net
2 x paddles
3 x balls
Spring loaded clamps for a secure hold
Attaches to any flat surface up to 55mm thick
Even works with round tabletops
Soft pads for furniture protection
Not suitable for children 5 years and under
Colour: Multi
Dimensions (approx. cm): 185 x 14 (W x H)
Assembly: Yes
OOS