Average OzBargainer Height

[Deactivated] on 12/01/2023 - 13:18

Whilst we all know the average age demographic of a standard ozbargainer is 26-50, we do not know the average height.

So, how tall are you?

Poll Options

  • 35
    under 5 feet
  • 17
    5'1" - 5'3"
  • 50
    5'4" - 5'7"
  • 105
    5'8" - 5'11"
  • 112
    6' - 6'3"
  • 33
    6'4"+
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Comments

  • Archi on 12/01/2023 - 13:20
    +67

    get lost with this imperial crap.

      • Jimothy Wongingtons on 12/01/2023 - 13:33
        +2

        If we're doing the American 'anything but metric' sizes can i request poll options like measured in hamburgers or bananas?

        • StingyBritches on 13/01/2023 - 10:35
          +1

          How many football fields tall are you?

          • Jimothy Wongingtons on 13/01/2023 - 10:38
            +1

            @StingyBritches: so many variables to consider

            are we talking long medium or short football fields?
            soccer or actual football?
            did the groundhog see his shadow this year?
            what's the last digit in the house i used to live in 16 years ago…

      • Archi on 12/01/2023 - 17:54

        Im enjoying the comments more brah…

    • cashless on 12/01/2023 - 15:03

      Weirdly enough, when you go to the US, they call their system "English units", not imperial.

      • freefall101 on 12/01/2023 - 17:42
        +2

        Even weirder, a US foot is a different length to an international foot, by 610nm. Because they're bloody weird like that, the yanks.

        Anyway, I'm 0.0012 miles tall.

    • reactor-au on 13/01/2023 - 08:49

      12 inches per foot
      2.5cm per inch
      It's not rocket science

      • JIMB0 on 13/01/2023 - 09:24
        +2

        2.54cm per inch

        • reactor-au on 13/01/2023 - 09:41
          -1

          Rounded for simplicity

          • iminabrons on 13/01/2023 - 13:34

            @reactor-au: You were so close and you almost got there. Why not just say 30cm = 1ft.
            For simplicity's sake of course.

            • reactor-au on 13/01/2023 - 13:38

              @iminabrons: Because if I'm 165cm, would be grossly misrepresented to say I'm 150cm or 180cm due to oversimplification

              • Archi on 13/01/2023 - 14:00

                @reactor-au: yeah not that hard

                5'4 31/32"

              • iminabrons on 23/01/2023 - 21:33

                @reactor-au: I beg your pardon I assumed that most people would realise that 165 divided by 30 equals 5 ft + 15cm and 15 cm is half of 30 which means the answer is 5ft 6". That took me less than 3 seconds

                Or say the question was 170 cm, how high? 170 duvided 30 = 5ft + 20cm and 20 is two-thirds of 30 = 8 inches? The answer is 5ft 8". That took 3 seconds also.

                Let's do it your way 170 divided by 2.5 = (Too long easier my way)

  • elgrande on 12/01/2023 - 13:22
    +1

    Nice.

  • payless69 on 12/01/2023 - 13:33
    +10

    Next: Dimensions of reproductive items?

    • CrispyChrispy on 12/01/2023 - 13:34
      +3

      Poll options will be in metres

      • CodeXD on 12/01/2023 - 13:36
        +7

        millimetres

        FIFY

      • Nugs on 12/01/2023 - 13:37
        +2

        @crispychrispy
        Saggy breasts?
        .

      • easternculture on 12/01/2023 - 20:01

        Actually makes sense for options to be in feet since gold standard is 10 inches

      • Jugganautx on 13/01/2023 - 07:32

        I only measure by football fields

    • Jimothy Wongingtons on 12/01/2023 - 13:37
      +4

      unzip in front of table
      breaks table

      • randomusername2017 on 12/01/2023 - 13:44
        +1

        …the dangers of mirrored table tops..

      • mapax on 12/01/2023 - 13:57

        Gut getting that fat? Perhaps less kfc and maccas is called for…

    • Lichen6420 on 12/01/2023 - 13:39
      +2

      So 6.4" + for everyone ?

  • randomusername2017 on 12/01/2023 - 13:43

    Average OzPoller Height

  • BewareOfThe Dog on 12/01/2023 - 13:49
    +1

    Only backward Nations like Myanmar and the USA use Imperial

    • trilby on 12/01/2023 - 13:56

      and Liberia - but stangely, Britian still uses miles.

  • websterp on 12/01/2023 - 13:50
    +2

    Next Poll…Body weight of the Average OZBargainer.

    • djsweet on 12/01/2023 - 13:53
      +1

      300lbs

      • Jimothy Wongingtons on 12/01/2023 - 13:54
        +5

        how much is that in medium sized giraffes?

        • djsweet on 12/01/2023 - 13:56
          +1

          a double quarter

      • cashless on 12/01/2023 - 15:01

        That should be 300kgs - we don't do imperial

    • Jimothy Wongingtons on 12/01/2023 - 13:53
      +1

      me: profuse sweating

    • Low Battery on 13/01/2023 - 09:33

      That would be hard to gauge because the average OzBargainers weight depends on how many food deals that are posted.

  • ribze1 on 12/01/2023 - 14:00
    +2

    5 Macedonian cubits

  • Richmond Tigers on 12/01/2023 - 14:06
    +4

    Waiting for a poll about anus gape width, for i am Goatsee.

  • Drakesy on 12/01/2023 - 14:47
    +2

    When do we compare penis sizes

    • Yummy on 12/01/2023 - 15:07
      +1

      … BBC has entered the chat room…

      • Ghost47 on 12/01/2023 - 15:24
        +1

        Sudanese in Victoria bumping up the national average.

    • Yummy on 12/01/2023 - 17:32

      Let's compare our cars first. Small but super aerodynamic

  • ihbh on 12/01/2023 - 14:48
    +4

    Average Ozbargainer is not American.

    • Drakesy on 12/01/2023 - 15:08
      +3

      Definitely require a poll for this.

      • Ghost47 on 12/01/2023 - 15:20

        I think we need a poll on whether we need a poll that the average OzBargainer is not American.

  • cashless on 12/01/2023 - 15:01
    +1

    Yet another POS poll.
    What is next, shoe size? Inside leg measurement? Fastest 100m dash time?
    OP's keep wondering why people give stupid answers

    • Ghost47 on 12/01/2023 - 15:20
      +1

      Yes please, all of those sound really good! Good suggestions!

    • [Deactivated] on 13/01/2023 - 10:50
      +1

      OP's keep wondering why people give stupid answers

      naah definitely not wondering that.

      • elgrande on 13/01/2023 - 22:18

        I did not wonder either..

  • jv on 12/01/2023 - 15:05
    +3

    how tall are you?

    Depends on the temperature.

    • [Deactivated] on 13/01/2023 - 10:45

      wdym, I don't get it?

  • ForkSnorter on 12/01/2023 - 16:19

    An inch is 2.5cm, yet there is a full inch in between each of the poll options you've given. This could give you very inaccurate data, because people have to choose whether to round up or down. I suspect most males would prefer to round up.

  • Archi on 12/01/2023 - 17:54

    Being excluded again.. im 5'7 15/16th"

  • ForkSnorter on 13/01/2023 - 06:54

    According to the survey results there are a lot of hobbits on Ozbargain.

  • PeterSnoot on 13/01/2023 - 07:43
    +2

    I am 174cm tall but have 2 feet so voted for the first option

  • kiitos on 13/01/2023 - 07:44

    Continuing the fine tradition of varying width bucket sizes.

    • kiitos on 13/01/2023 - 07:45

      Actually, probably a typo, as 5' not represented.

  • lew380 on 13/01/2023 - 09:26

    Is there an option for 7'2"? I don't feel comfortable putting myself in the shorties 6'4" category.

    • [Deactivated] on 13/01/2023 - 10:49

      ok big shaq

  • reactor-au on 14/01/2023 - 08:28

    Looks like we are a taller than average community

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