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Chris Rock - Live - $79 + $5.95 Booking Fee (9-20 August, Gold Coast, Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide) @ Lasttix

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Chris Rock - Live - $79 + $5.95 Booking Fee (9-20 August, Gold Coast, Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide) @ Lasttix
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Pootie Tang on 03/08/2022 - 16:34 lasttix.com.au (4354 clicks)
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Got this email this morning. Saw him in Melbourne 5 years ago and it was a good show, in fact it was excellent.

You have to lock your phones away with those cases as likely recorded as a Netflix special. Watch that to see if you would like it if unfamiliar with his work. I think it's about a $52.75 saving based on shows that aren't offering the discount.

GC - 9/8 - Tuesday
MEL -11/8 - Thursday
SYD- 13/8 - Saturday
ADL - 17/8 - Thursday
BNE - 20/8 - Saturday

I'd fire his travel planner. Should have started in Adelaide and gone around and up to Brisbane unless he's getting buckwild in Sydney for the weekend, which he likely is.

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  • jv on 03/08/2022 - 16:35
    +14

    I knew him when he was Chris Pebble…

    • Jeffie on 03/08/2022 - 16:57
      +56

      Are you stoned?

        • TimeOrMoney on 03/08/2022 - 17:15
          +52

          I think the people here take you for granite, JV.

        • edfoo on 03/08/2022 - 19:27

          You are getting old. You must have a rock in your head.
          Just kidding.

    • fprjet on 04/08/2022 - 09:38

      I knew him before he got slapped…

  • AustriaBargain on 03/08/2022 - 16:35
    +13

    If he's not going to talk about Will Smith then what's the point.

    • jv on 03/08/2022 - 16:38
      +116

      Maybe he Will ?

      • ireadtermsofuse on 03/08/2022 - 19:10
        +5

        Will Smith or Won’t Smith?

      • SF3 on 03/08/2022 - 20:13
        +1

        He might need a Will to handover all the jokes after all this.

    • TimeOrMoney on 03/08/2022 - 16:42
      +14

      He might allude to it without being too obvious, he's quite the wordsmith.

      • King Steuart on 03/08/2022 - 17:33
        +16

        If he's funny the show will open with the G.I. JANE theme song

  • altomic on 03/08/2022 - 16:35
    +35

    for $79.95 do you get to slap him?

    • KzD on 03/08/2022 - 16:36

      No but you can during the meet and greet when you pay VIP

    • xtremehell on 03/08/2022 - 16:51
      +13

      Not surprised people want to slap him — Everybody Hates Chris.

    • thestig on 03/08/2022 - 16:59

      If any joke offends you apparently it's fine to.

    • funnysht on 03/08/2022 - 18:35

      apparently it's free

  • Pythagoras on 03/08/2022 - 16:37
    +70

    Why did Will Smith smack Chris Rock with an open hand?
    Because paper always beats rock.

    • lordezekiel on 03/08/2022 - 18:02
      +16

      Huh, i thought it was cos will smith was a little bitch.

    • SF3 on 03/08/2022 - 18:43
      +3

      Mrs Smith must be the scissors?

      • pinkybrain on 03/08/2022 - 19:11
        +2

        only in bed though

      • May4th on 04/08/2022 - 07:06
        +7

        Keep jada's name out of your mouth!

  • MS Paint on 03/08/2022 - 16:37

    Will Smith be making a cameo?

  • Mr Bob Dobalina on 03/08/2022 - 16:41
    +1

    Can you elaborate on "You have to lock your phones away with those cases" ?

    • dirkgonnadirk on 03/08/2022 - 16:43
      +6

      yondr pouches

      you put your phone in a pouch, and take the pouch with you. when you leave the venue they unlock it.

      • RDY4ME on 03/08/2022 - 16:44
        +1

        So if the significant other calls with an emergency, too bad?

        • Ham Dragon on 03/08/2022 - 16:54
          +5

          Yes, that's a risk you accept. I believe they boot you out if you are seen with one not in the bag whilst the show is on.

        • krushgroove on 03/08/2022 - 16:59
          +26

          Remember the old days before mobile phones? Pretend it's that.

          Or…..date night!

          • Mr Bob Dobalina on 03/08/2022 - 22:30

            @krushgroove: I remember the days when having a mobile didn't necessarily mean you took it everywhere with you - you'd only carry it with you if you were expecting to use it.

          • akerr on 03/08/2022 - 19:36
            +8

            @watwatwat: It’s okay, we have bullet control in this country.

          • watwatwat on 04/08/2022 - 11:33
            -2

            @watwatwat: I see downvotes for some reason. I was referring to the fact it would be difficult for people to call emergency services or their loved ones if there was a shooter or if there was a fire, as their phones will be locked.

        • lordezekiel on 03/08/2022 - 18:03
          +4

          Can't survive 2 hours?

        • 1st-Amendment on 03/08/2022 - 18:29
          -1

          So if the significant other calls with an emergency, too bad?

          You and me will never be friends…

        • Skinnerr on 03/08/2022 - 20:07

          There is 000

        • G-rig on 03/08/2022 - 23:40

          What's the emergency ?
          Call 000

      • dreamstation on 03/08/2022 - 17:20
        +10

        How are you supposed to check Ozbargain?!

      • Devastator0 on 03/08/2022 - 17:26
        +1

        Was actually having a discussion with a mate of mine and he was telling me that he attended an event pre-covid where the use of these were mandated, but you didn't get to hang onto the device, then they made you surrender it, within the pouch prior to entry into the event. I was amazed when he told me that one.

      • try2bhelpful on 03/08/2022 - 18:10

        We went to a restaurant and they locked my phone up in a wooden box. The joke was my watch was still connected to it so I could’ve answered a call anyway. The phone would, also, act as a hotspot for my iPad at that distance. They, probably, should’ve insisted I put it into airplane or theatre mode. I wasn’t clued in enough to think of it myself.

        • tdw on 03/08/2022 - 18:30

          was it a fancy restaurant?

          i feel if they're going that far to lock up everyone's phones, they need to include all "smart" devices as well, including watches, tablets and laptops.

          • try2bhelpful on 03/08/2022 - 19:20

            @tdw: It was pretty fancy. I just thought it was funny how pointless the exercise turned out to be because they didn’t get me to put it in airplane mode.

            • tdw on 03/08/2022 - 19:39

              @try2bhelpful: sound concept but poorly-thought out execution. would've been funny if someone kept trying to call you the entire time and annoyed them with that continually vibrating box lol

      • [Deactivated] on 03/08/2022 - 20:07

        Couldn't you just put a dummy phone (any old nokia 3310 lying around at home) into the pouch, and have real phone in your pockets?

        • indemnity on 04/08/2022 - 08:13
          +1

          Your can also just lie and say you left it at home.

          Then when you pull out the real phone, security/waiter kicks you out.

          If you are on-call or something that requires a phone, you can ask and they may sit you far in the back corner and ask you leave it in silent mode (that's what my local fancy restaurant does.)

    • Pootie Tang on 03/08/2022 - 16:46
      +3

      I've only been to a few events in my lifetime that enforce it. From memory it was pretty strict security going in 2017. Full pat down etc. Probably be similar with the Dave Chappelle incident recently. Bring a second phone/Go Pro if you want to take a picture. It's pretty obvious though as no one has their phone and security are looking for it. Don't believe you get a second chance.

    • burty1992 on 03/08/2022 - 16:47
      +1

      https://www.overyondr.com/faq

      • tdw on 03/08/2022 - 19:43

        i love that an LPL video turns up in post not even to do with locks

    • dust on 03/08/2022 - 17:56
      +1

      I mean if you wanted to just record audio there are much smaller devices you can use that isn't a mobile phone.

  • chrism238 on 03/08/2022 - 16:41
    +1

    I hear it'll be a knockout!

  • Qazxswec on 03/08/2022 - 16:41
    +3

    I love his new stuff, it just hits different, the shit Slaps!

  • abs898 on 03/08/2022 - 16:43

    Does it include slaps?

  • GG57 on 03/08/2022 - 16:50
    +1

    Perhaps his travel planner did plan a logical sequence, but this is the (current) itinerary after all the flight cancellations / delays / re-bookings / etc.

  • CrawlB4uBall on 03/08/2022 - 16:54

    August 20th is a Saturday

    • freefall101 on 03/08/2022 - 17:03
      +2

      So is August 13th.

      Not sure what happened with OPs calendar but it needs to be checked out.

    • Pootie Tang on 03/08/2022 - 17:11

      Cheers lads. Don't think I used one, likely the problem.

      • O15 on 03/08/2022 - 17:25
        +24

        Who uses calendars? They are for the week.

  • wmatch on 03/08/2022 - 16:58
    +2

    Opening joke. What did the five fingers say to the face?

  • slowmo on 03/08/2022 - 17:01

    20 years down the road, we will still hear about that goddamn joke

  • prhino on 03/08/2022 - 17:08
    +2

    Would rather see Aaron Gocs

    • Pootie Tang on 03/08/2022 - 17:23
      +1

      Gocsy! Watch him at 5-8 on the weekends for free

  • nGu on 03/08/2022 - 17:09
    +5

    Oh boy oh boy can't wait to get in here and make the first slap joke………ah….damnit.

  • offerd on 03/08/2022 - 17:19
    +1

    More slapstick comedy?

  • Inthemix on 03/08/2022 - 17:22
    +1

    Wasn't his show sooo bad last time people were walking out?! Im surprised his coming back!

    • That Guy on 03/08/2022 - 17:30
      +2

      I was there. It was absolutely awful. No wonder he made us put our phones in the security pouches.

      Couldn't pay me to go again.

    • Pootie Tang on 03/08/2022 - 17:32
      +1

      The show I saw in Melbourne he opened with putting Australia on blast for colonisation that may have upset a few boomers or whoever decided to be offended (notable gasps in the audience). I've seen a lot of comedy in my life and rated it easily an A. Watch Tamborine on Netflix and make your own mind up as it was 70% the same. Although the Netflix version does omit the colonisation bit.

      • pharkurnell on 03/08/2022 - 18:12

        and rated it easily an A.

        that doesnt mean much….

      • 1st-Amendment on 03/08/2022 - 18:39
        +2

        he opened with putting Australia on blast for colonisation

        Lol so funny…

        that may have upset a few boomers or whoever decided to be offended

        Either they were offended or most people don't find poorly thought-out political activism funny. The fact that he has to sell tickets at a discount will tell you which is closer to the truth. I'm pretty sure Kevin Hart doesn't have to do that.

        • That Guy on 03/08/2022 - 19:11

          My main issue was him using the audience as his psychologist. He went on and on about his infidelity (not in a joking way). It was saddening and pretty pathetic.

          • bigpallooka on 05/08/2022 - 02:08
            +1

            @That Guy: He's a dick. Honestly, violence might not be the answer, but he was and often is out of line and barely funny. IMHO anyway.

        • Pootie Tang on 03/08/2022 - 19:15
          +1

          I think you have to factor in the USD and the justification to fly here cost regarding the initial price and the subsequent drop. He will still turn a profit and then is going onto Europe so he's making bank. Looking at Pittsburgh they start at $50 USD and finish up about $150 USD, so similar.

          I enjoyed it last time, so going again.

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