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Zenses Portable Aluminum 4 Fold Massage Table (White) $114 Delivered (Was $199) @ Harvey Norman

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Zenses Portable Aluminum 4 Fold Massage Table (White) $114 Delivered (Was $199) @ Harvey Norman
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bargain ben on 15/09/2021 - 22:28 harveynorman.com.au (1687 clicks)

Need a happy ending? How about a massage table at home.
Handy for lockdown zones where massage parlours are closed.

With its adjustable face cradle and multi-density foam, the massage table works just like the ones found in therapy clinics and massage centres.

White only. Black is still $199.
Delivery was included for me. May cost extra in regional areas.

Home & Garden Massage Table

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  • xenoic on 15/09/2021 - 22:30
    +20

    +1 for description

    • ShireBarrrgainnns on 15/09/2021 - 22:40

      100% for making me laugh in the opening line… ew HN though… $2?

  • wrjcu on 15/09/2021 - 22:32
    +3

    After a milking table myself

    • Frazman on 15/09/2021 - 23:23
      +1

      Wrong Harvey. This isn't Harvey Fresh

    • wrjcu on 16/09/2021 - 01:14
      +1

      No seriously anyone know where I can get a milking table for similar to double this price?

      • Mokej on 16/09/2021 - 05:36
        +1

        Just turn around

  • Muscles on 15/09/2021 - 22:43

    Yes OP, I would love a happy ending

  • NuttyGoodness on 15/09/2021 - 22:46
    +3

    Harvey Nahman

  • pennypincher98 on 15/09/2021 - 22:46
    +9

    Need a happy ending?

    My happy ending would be for HN to close down

  • The Value on 15/09/2021 - 23:03
    +5

    Perfect for the set I'm building for my amateur film project.

    Also looking for a black leather couch and a broken front load washing machine.

  • Homerlovesbeer on 15/09/2021 - 23:23
    +3

    Dodgy 3rd party seller can't even get the description right. Apparently these are actually massage chairs!

    Also in specifications no mention of size, weight, load capacity, height etc

    Sounds really like a poor product. Good luck to those who gamble on buying one.

    • bargain ben on 15/09/2021 - 23:42

      Specifications:
      Weight capacity: 550 pounds (250kg)
      Overall dimensions: 210 (L) x 70 (W) x 59 - 80cm (H)
      Folded Dimensions: 92cm (L) x 17cm (W) x 70cm (H)
      Colour: White

  • xenoic on 15/09/2021 - 23:41
    +1

    My wife doesn’t wanna give me happy endings, should I sell the table or look for an Air Tasker?

  • inamberclad on 15/09/2021 - 23:47

    Is HN hate due to his stance on GST imposition on under 1k imports? Or jobkeeper funds that initially weren't to be repaid?

    • justtoreply on 15/09/2021 - 23:49
      +2

      Yes.

      Every time he opens his mouth there's another reason to dislike him. He's just a jerk. And HN is a rip off.

      • inamberclad on 16/09/2021 - 00:00

        cool thanks :) always see negative comments associated with HN but never paid attention

    • Cluster on 16/09/2021 - 00:52

      He's a billionaire (literally) who keeps crying poor. He thoroughly cheeses me off.

      I haven't been in one of his stores in over a decade, and I can't see that changing any time.

  • node modules on 15/09/2021 - 23:52
    +6

    Got one for my daughter.

  • bezanel on 16/09/2021 - 00:14

    It would been a happy ending if he repaid the jobkeeper money.
    Harvey Norman repays $6m of the $22m it claimed in jobkeeper after record profits
    https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/aug/31/harve…

  • superforever on 16/09/2021 - 00:17

    With the table but nobody will do the job.😉

  • Frootluips on 16/09/2021 - 02:38

    Only black option available. Sorry white.

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