"Umart is having a Flood Damaged Goods Sale.
It's happening at 2 Kilroe St, Milton
this Friday 4th, Saturday 5th & Sunday 6th of November!!
Stock includes CPU's, RAM, Hard Disks, Notebook's, along with a few other goodies.
All prices are extremely reduced for quick sale, so get in quick to grab yourself an absolute bargain!!"
I guess you would have to turn up and see the condition of these products…
Ghaaaa pass