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45% off All Plans @ eHarmony

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45% all 6, 12 and 24 month plans. I’ve personally never seen it at 45% discount. Worth considering

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  • +17

    0 success multiplied by 45% discount = still zero success and therefore no deal! πŸ™…πŸ»

    But I’ll upvote anyway, so maybe it’ll help one of you lonely nerds. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»β™₯οΈπŸ‘©β€πŸ’»

    • +1

      asl?

      • +4

        18/F/Brisbane HBU? lolz

        • HMU

        • +4

          30 20/M/Brisbane

          Looks like a match πŸ‘
          Send nudes now plz

          Anyone know of an eHarmony success story?

          • +4

            @Salmando: cnut 47 min agonew
            0 success

          • +23

            @Salmando: OMG, match made in heaven. We will chat on ICQ until the morning hours. Our love will blossom over the coming months. We will plan on seeing each other, but we will never meet. Our relationship will be kept a secret from our friends, in fear of being judged. You're the first person I think of when I wake up and the last when I fall asleep each night with your photo on my phone next to my pillow.

            One day I will get really jealous because you're not online. You say you're with your friends, but I have trust issues so I assume the worst. I go on a major rant and won't talk to you for a few days. You'll try to diffuse the situation with sweet talk like "baby, I love you more than the world itself, I swear I was just with my friends" but I won't listen to reason.

            I start to cut myself, just to feel alive like the way I did during our time together online. Eventually my childish behavior tears us apart. You find someone in real life that you click with, and I'm discarded like a used tissue after you jerk off to my nudes.

            Time passes. Days go past. The sun rises, the sun sets. Eventually I'm in a corporate job at my desk and something reminds me of you. I reminisce about the past and what could have been. The life we could have built together. The promises that were broken. The love that was lost.

            But the fleeting moment passes and I'm back to browsing OZBargain.

            Goodbye my love!

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  • +13

    Much more convenient and cheaper in the end to pay by the hour.

    • +1

      Whats pay by the hour rate in Melbourne….Asking for a friend…

      • About tree fiddy

  • +1

    6, 12 and 24 month plans

    So for those not looking for success then?

  • +8

    Thanks OP, bought 2. One each for me and the wife.

    • should have gone to specsavers…

  • +1

    Don't forget CASHREWARDS CASHBACK if you stay on a 24 Months commitment friend with benefits

    *Special Terms
    Cashback on a 6 Month Membership 77$
    Cashback on a 24 Month Membership 115$
    Cashback on a 12 Month Membership 100$

  • what's this eHarmony ?

  • Invalid promo code!!!!

    • Hmm.. I'll try again. Really keen to see whose icecaps I've melted!!πŸ˜…

      • Not the right type of screwed!

  • Sorry not sure what’s screwed on your end

    https://imgur.com/a/D8SJL8b

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