The 'iconic' Swingline 747 Red Stapler, made famous by Office Space. Perfect for your TPS reports.
Swingline 747 Red Stapler $14.99 + Delivery ($0 with Prime until 21 July) @ Amazon US via AU

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The ratio of people to cake is too big
I could set the building on fire…
I said no salt… nooooo salt for the Margarita, but it had salt in it.
From one of the reviews:
Heads up, this stapler uses special staples. You must use Swingline Staples, Premium, S.F. 4, 0.25 Inch Length, 210 Per Strip, 5,000 Per Box (S7035450). Anything else will most likely jam the stapler and you'll spend 20 minutes meticulously stabbing your new red beauty with the teeth of a staple remover cursing every Swingline employee for not making every stapler the same universal size… and no one wants that.
I don't think I'd ever use it. I'd just keep it on my desk and if someone comes up and says "Sweet a Swingline Stapler!"…then proceeds to quote lines out of Office Space you are officially my new friend and we can pretend to do work together.
I also tend to ask people if they have the minimum about of flair on their work lanyards. Is that weird?
Show them your O face
Interesting fact - Swingline never made a red stapler until the release of Office Space.
done thanks OP, I wanted one of these for ages,
This is good for stapling my TPS reports! 😄
I was told there'd be cake.