For the person who has everything, I present a printer with built in speakers. Could also be speakers with a built in printer. Original rep was $179 so $48 seems ok. Gets ok reviews online for speaker quality, size and HP AMP app. Enjoy :)
Update: You can also make calls from your printer!
For rough advice on how to use this mode, please refer to the following video - https://youtu.be/hHrnLOb1hTA
Only a matter of time before printers will be able to make you a coffee too