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[QLD] Asparagus $0.90 Per Quiver @ Woolworths

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The left over Valentines Day asparagus is being cleared out.

Product of Mexico or Peru

I cuss
You cuss
We all cuss,
For asparagus

Asparagus makes my pee smell weird,
and vice versa.

90 cents

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  • +1

    Valentines Asparagus? What will they think of next.

  • Mexico or Peru? I see the DEA is at it again!

  • +2

    Quiver? Isn't that a container for arrows? Faggot or bundle would be more accurate.

    Also, not everyone that eats asparagus creates smelly urine. Furthermore not everyone can smell it. Weird.

    • +1

      I wouldn't say no to having a faggot in my mouth

      • +1

        One of you will quiver…

    • +3

      I like quiver. I couldn't find it online in relation to asparagus, but I like it.

  • +1

    A quiver of Asparagus, lol

  • +1

    What kind of faggot would get asparagus for Valentine's Day? It's enough to make me quiver.. Oh well, still got a bundle because it was cheap.

    btw just googled and it is a bundle of asparagus

  • +1

    I just appreciate the 'vice versa' comment. Hopefully its not from experience…

  • I cuss
    You cuss
    We all cuss,
    For asparagus

    best deal write up ive read for awhile :D

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