Free All-Plant Alkalising Smoothies at The Super Elixir Stand @ David Jones (Melbourne)

neil on 21/04/2017 - 16:30 instagram.com (177 clicks)

Super Elixir is offering free smoothies at their stand in the cosmetics section of David Jones in Melbourne until April 30.

Not sure what's an alkalising smoothie, I assume it's when you add Eneloops into your Nutribullet?

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mickeyjuiceman on 21/04/2017 - 18:00

+5

Just came here to laugh at the idiots who believe in "Alkalising Smoothies"
- kahn on 21/04/2017 - 19:19
  
  -3
  
  Do you say something similar when walking into a church or mosque?
  - mickeyjuiceman on 21/04/2017 - 20:45
    
    That's dumb, even for OzB.
    - kahn on 22/04/2017 - 07:17
      
      -1
      
      60% of people are dumb, but I'm pretty sure I'm in the other 30%.
  - cynicor on 22/04/2017 - 01:53
    
    Not out loud, but I generally think it…
anastasiastarz on 21/04/2017 - 19:24

+1

It's "healthy" and new age. Tastes like hospital food "thick water". But there's macarons in the corner at that French perfume brand.
CacheHunter on 21/04/2017 - 19:42

+2

It's probably made using one of these alkalising jugs https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/276548.
Just be careful not to overindulge. I've heard that some of these alkalising products can contain unsafe levels of dihydrogen monoxide.
- douglasac10 on 21/04/2017 - 22:35
  
  You mean that nasty industrial coolant that pollutes our waterways dihydrogen monoxide?
  
  Well I shan't be buying this then! I don't put that kind of thing in my body.
Pricebeat on 22/04/2017 - 12:48

While you having it enjoy this documentary