Half price, usually US$20. Shipping ended up being AUD$9.40 so total of AUD$22.93 for me
A perfect gag gift or for someone to enjoy in private, no judgement here.
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Half price, usually US$20. Shipping ended up being AUD$9.40 so total of AUD$22.93 for me
A perfect gag gift or for someone to enjoy in private, no judgement here.
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Try it in a couple of months in the Sun, in Cuba… Only if you are Old Enough though…
Ok gramps. Glad I got my dragon sex ed lesson from someone of age and experience.
I think this is one of the selling points ?
"s printed using high quality archival inks on heavy-weight paper with a smooth matte finish"
Awesome… I was "Only Thinking" the other day about going, but can't make it unfortunately, I've already made plans to play "Computer Games", "But You Don't Care"…
@jv:
Oh, but i do. "People" care. If you're having a "Blue Day", talk to "Somebody".
Thanks for being "Straight Laddie". I need to make up for "Lost Time". I think I'll book the session for "5 O'Clock (In the Morning)" and stop feeling like a "Castaway"…
@jv:
It only hurts when I'm laughing.
Why? were you "Caught in the Act" ?
@jv:
I Don't Know, I thought we were at the end of their catalogue. Down the Line, I'll need to reminisce with Spotify (not a song - yet). Let's leave "Inside You" well alone!
I thought we were at the end of their catalogue
"Stills", you're "Not Such a Bad Boy", definitely not "A Loser"…
@jv:
I'd better "Be Quiet".
I'll take "Things I never expected to see on OzBargain" for $500, Alex.
Ding Ding Ding!
Just what I was after
what
Not half as weird as what most people pay for every day.
Can we get this in 4K
So much truth in the quote "we all learn something new everyday".
Does Daenerys make an appearance?
I'll only buy it if Daenerys is in as well
I hope not, what is this..human sex calendar?
She is the Queen of Dragons after all and this is a calendar about dragons.
Yeah, her scenes were in CGI but had to be removed.
Fret not, as Smaug makes an appearance wearing some sultry lederhosen ; )
… I don't think this is against the rules. I'm so confused in many many ways.
Thanks OP bought 20 for Christmas gifts!
since next year isnt a leap year just tell them to +1 to the dates and they will have the 2018 calendar.
Excellent. This will replace my 2016 Tentacle Sex calendar.
Will this help me in my search for the Dragon Balls?
now imagine the horror finding all 8 in one place.
But theres 7
kinky
Evidently dragon sex is dangerous business.
Looks like October is fock a T-Rex month.
What's with the anatomy of the top dragon?
The bum is visible so where's the tail?
And that wing looks wonky!
Does it have Bluetooth?
Blueteeth…
Blue ballz
2 full months already into 2017.. Most other calendars are 80% off by now..
You could buy it now and save it until 2023 (when the calendar dates will be the same as 2017). Then you'd get a whole year out of it.
True..But it's dragons..come on!
umm Dragon Sex, you're into some strange s**t
Welcome to the internet.
Wow…
What the fk where you searching for to find this?
can't a guy explore his interest without being judged?..
also i dunno, it popped up in my recommended items after… some personal time
Welcome to rule 34
Hey! I thought this was a safe place free from judgement.
Clearly not:
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And what were you looking up to find this in the first place?
Tom DeLonge reaction GIF is best GIF
Is this a games of throne
Am I allowed to enjoy this non-ironically? :P
But it's the year of the rooster so shouldn't that be a cock sex calendar?
did I just see a picture of a dragon fellating another dragon?
No, his coat was hiding the deed. Well-imagined though!
No I don't think so - ouch or maybe………………
http://propnomicon.blogspot.com.au/2013/03/dragons-teeth.htm…
My dreams have come true…
It might be creative and funny, but isn't the price a rip off? The cost should be less than $2.
You think it's cheap hiring dragons for porn shots?
The dragons aren't expensive… it's the insurance that does it.
And the set that's needed so people can actually fit the whole dragons in the camera.
@Wonderfool:
I heard they used the Epic Red's Dragon M cameras… each costing at least $29,000!!
Especially if one fires off too quickly..
For 23 bucks it's not only the dragons getting screwed!
Yep - the current price is just WAY too much for a gag gift.
For a couple bucks, sure. For $23 - no way.
This offer has me reaching for related offer:
https://www.amazon.com/Knock-WTF-Nifty-Notes/dp/1601063385/r…
This is bizarre!
OMG, what a find a 2017 calender for 23 buck.
Buy 3 for 69
imagine 69 dragon sex
September
23 buck to see some dragons f……fornicate.
1109 clicks in 41 minutes? Must have a lot of Dragon Sex fans here..
I'm a simple man, I see sex I click
Isn't it the other way around?
I'm a see man, I simple sex I click….
I clicked on this many times at work. What will the boss think?
depends if hes into dragon sex, you should ask him
Thanks, bought 10.
I'm waiting for the Dreamworks-licenced Dragon-Donkey sex calendar.
Still can't believe they have that in a kids' movie series. How is it physically achieved?
Donkeys have long appendages.
I hear Donkey walks into his partner and does the deed from inside out.
You're mind is now dirty, enjoy : )
Turkey baster.
I bet that sicko that uses his Steam Link for le prawns has this on his wall!
Any calendars with Dragon scat scenes?
That really shows how you can train your dragons.
Ahhhh screw it!
Reminds me of the time I went to the doctor about a burning sensation 'down there.'
He told me to stop going to the dragon brothel…
Gives a new meaning to Enter the Dragon.
Or unleash the dragon
How to "train" your Dragon?
Oh, things are getting heated here!!
I thought pornography material was ban on ozbargain…
Had a quick check and it says 'No Adult Websites' and this is from amazon
Its like the 'adult toys' from catchoftheday not being against the rules
So i can post this NSFW then…
I think so, why not?
My post last year for "Various Cup Sizes Realistic Silicone Artificial Boobs" (don't judge me!) from a general retail web-site (ie. not an adult site) was banned…
?