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2017 Dragon Sex Calendar US $16.95 Shipped (~$23 AUD) @ Amazon

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Half price, usually US$20. Shipping ended up being AUD$9.40 so total of AUD$22.93 for me

A perfect gag gift or for someone to enjoy in private, no judgement here.

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  • +4

    ?

    • +10

      Try it in a couple of months in the Sun, in Cuba… Only if you are Old Enough though…

      • -5

        Ok gramps. Glad I got my dragon sex ed lesson from someone of age and experience.

      • I think this is one of the selling points ?

        "s printed using high quality archival inks on heavy-weight paper with a smooth matte finish"

        • +1

          Awesome… I was "Only Thinking" the other day about going, but can't make it unfortunately, I've already made plans to play "Computer Games", "But You Don't Care"…

        • +1

          @jv:

          Oh, but i do. "People" care. If you're having a "Blue Day", talk to "Somebody".

        • +1

          @strangeloops66:

          Thanks for being "Straight Laddie". I need to make up for "Lost Time". I think I'll book the session for "5 O'Clock (In the Morning)" and stop feeling like a "Castaway"…

        • +1

          @jv:

          It only hurts when I'm laughing.

        • +1

          @strangeloops66:

          Why? were you "Caught in the Act" ?

        • @jv:

          I Don't Know, I thought we were at the end of their catalogue. Down the Line, I'll need to reminisce with Spotify (not a song - yet). Let's leave "Inside You" well alone!

        • +1

          @strangeloops66:

          I thought we were at the end of their catalogue

          "Stills", you're "Not Such a Bad Boy", definitely not "A Loser"…

        • +1

          @jv:

          I'd better "Be Quiet".

    • +8

      I'll take "Things I never expected to see on OzBargain" for $500, Alex.

      • +2

        Ding Ding Ding!

  • +1

    Just what I was after

  • +23

    what

  • +5

    Can we get this in 4K

  • +4

    So much truth in the quote "we all learn something new everyday".

  • +17

    Does Daenerys make an appearance?

    • +2

      I'll only buy it if Daenerys is in as well

    • +10

      I hope not, what is this..human sex calendar?

      • -2

        She is the Queen of Dragons after all and this is a calendar about dragons.

        • +1

          Yeah, her scenes were in CGI but had to be removed.
          Fret not, as Smaug makes an appearance wearing some sultry lederhosen ; )

  • … I don't think this is against the rules. I'm so confused in many many ways.

    Thanks OP bought 20 for Christmas gifts!

    • +2

      since next year isnt a leap year just tell them to +1 to the dates and they will have the 2018 calendar.

  • +23

    Excellent. This will replace my 2016 Tentacle Sex calendar.

  • +39

    Will this help me in my search for the Dragon Balls?

  • Looks like October is fock a T-Rex month.

    • +1

      What's with the anatomy of the top dragon?

      The bum is visible so where's the tail?

      And that wing looks wonky!

  • +6

    Does it have Bluetooth?

    • +1

      Blueteeth…

      • +1

        Blue ballz

  • +4

    2 full months already into 2017.. Most other calendars are 80% off by now..

    • +2

      You could buy it now and save it until 2023 (when the calendar dates will be the same as 2017). Then you'd get a whole year out of it.

    • True..But it's dragons..come on!

  • -5

    LOL WHAT

    umm Dragon Sex, you're into some strange s**t

    • +6

      Welcome to the internet.

  • Wow…

  • +29

    What the fk where you searching for to find this?

    • +32

      can't a guy explore his interest without being judged?..

      also i dunno, it popped up in my recommended items after… some personal time

      • +5

        Welcome to rule 34

    • +2

      Hey! I thought this was a safe place free from judgement.

      • Clearly not:

        Mod: Removed unnecessary description

  • +1

    And what were you looking up to find this in the first place?

    • Tom DeLonge reaction GIF is best GIF

  • Is this a games of throne

  • Am I allowed to enjoy this non-ironically? :P

  • -1

    But it's the year of the rooster so shouldn't that be a cock sex calendar?

  • did I just see a picture of a dragon fellating another dragon?

  • My dreams have come true…

  • +8

    It might be creative and funny, but isn't the price a rip off? The cost should be less than $2.

    • +29

      You think it's cheap hiring dragons for porn shots?

      • +3

        The dragons aren't expensive… it's the insurance that does it.

        • +1

          And the set that's needed so people can actually fit the whole dragons in the camera.

        • @Wonderfool:
          I heard they used the Epic Red's Dragon M cameras… each costing at least $29,000!!

        • Especially if one fires off too quickly..

    • +7

      For 23 bucks it's not only the dragons getting screwed!

    • Yep - the current price is just WAY too much for a gag gift.
      For a couple bucks, sure. For $23 - no way.

  • +1

    This offer has me reaching for related offer:
    https://www.amazon.com/Knock-WTF-Nifty-Notes/dp/1601063385/r…

  • This is bizarre!

  • OMG, what a find a 2017 calender for 23 buck.

    • +8

      Buy 3 for 69

      • imagine 69 dragon sex

    • 23 buck to see some dragons f……fornicate.

  • +3

    1109 clicks in 41 minutes? Must have a lot of Dragon Sex fans here..

    • +13

      I'm a simple man, I see sex I click

      • +3

        Isn't it the other way around?

        • I'm a see man, I simple sex I click….

  • +4

    I clicked on this many times at work. What will the boss think?

    • +8

      depends if hes into dragon sex, you should ask him

  • Thanks, bought 10.

  • +1

    I'm waiting for the Dreamworks-licenced Dragon-Donkey sex calendar.

    Still can't believe they have that in a kids' movie series. How is it physically achieved?

    • +1

      Donkeys have long appendages.

      • I hear Donkey walks into his partner and does the deed from inside out.
        You're mind is now dirty, enjoy : )

    • +1

      Turkey baster.

  • I bet that sicko that uses his Steam Link for le prawns has this on his wall!

  • -3

    Any calendars with Dragon scat scenes?

  • That really shows how you can train your dragons.

  • Ahhhh screw it!

  • +1

    Reminds me of the time I went to the doctor about a burning sensation 'down there.'
    He told me to stop going to the dragon brothel…

  • +7

    Gives a new meaning to Enter the Dragon.

    • +1

      Or unleash the dragon

      • +1

        How to "train" your Dragon?

        Oh, things are getting heated here!!

  • -4

    I thought pornography material was ban on ozbargain…

    • Had a quick check and it says 'No Adult Websites' and this is from amazon
      Its like the 'adult toys' from catchoftheday not being against the rules

      • So i can post this NSFW then…

        • I think so, why not?

      • My post last year for "Various Cup Sizes Realistic Silicone Artificial Boobs" (don't judge me!) from a general retail web-site (ie. not an adult site) was banned…

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