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2017 Dragon Sex Calendar US $16.95 Shipped (~$23 AUD) @ Amazon

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Half price, usually US$20. Shipping ended up being AUD$9.40 so total of AUD$22.93 for me

A perfect gag gift or for someone to enjoy in private, no judgement here.

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  • Kaboda on 28/02/2017 - 09:38
    +4

    ?

    • jv on 28/02/2017 - 10:10
      +10

      Try it in a couple of months in the Sun, in Cuba… Only if you are Old Enough though…

      • Kaboda on 28/02/2017 - 11:13
        -5

        Ok gramps. Glad I got my dragon sex ed lesson from someone of age and experience.

      • Kevan2 on 28/02/2017 - 14:31

        I think this is one of the selling points ?

        "s printed using high quality archival inks on heavy-weight paper with a smooth matte finish"

        • jv on 02/03/2017 - 14:10
          +1

          Awesome… I was "Only Thinking" the other day about going, but can't make it unfortunately, I've already made plans to play "Computer Games", "But You Don't Care"…

        • strangeloops66 on 02/03/2017 - 15:15
          +1

          @jv:

          Oh, but i do. "People" care. If you're having a "Blue Day", talk to "Somebody".

        • jv on 02/03/2017 - 15:23
          +1

          @strangeloops66:

          Thanks for being "Straight Laddie". I need to make up for "Lost Time". I think I'll book the session for "5 O'Clock (In the Morning)" and stop feeling like a "Castaway"…

        • strangeloops66 on 02/03/2017 - 15:25
          +1

          @jv:

          It only hurts when I'm laughing.

        • jv on 02/03/2017 - 15:27
          +1

          @strangeloops66:

          Why? were you "Caught in the Act" ?

        • strangeloops66 on 02/03/2017 - 15:32

          @jv:

          I Don't Know, I thought we were at the end of their catalogue. Down the Line, I'll need to reminisce with Spotify (not a song - yet). Let's leave "Inside You" well alone!

        • jv on 02/03/2017 - 15:40
          +1

          @strangeloops66:

          I thought we were at the end of their catalogue

          "Stills", you're "Not Such a Bad Boy", definitely not "A Loser"…

        • strangeloops66 on 02/03/2017 - 15:54
          +1

          @jv:

          I'd better "Be Quiet".

    • airal3rt on 28/02/2017 - 14:07
      +8

      I'll take "Things I never expected to see on OzBargain" for $500, Alex.

      • Kangal on 28/02/2017 - 16:31
        +2

        Ding Ding Ding!

  • zacsg1 on 28/02/2017 - 09:40
    +1

    Just what I was after

  • Balls on 28/02/2017 - 09:40
    +23

    what

  • easternculture on 28/02/2017 - 09:41
    +5

    Can we get this in 4K

  • joeiwu on 28/02/2017 - 09:43
    +4

    So much truth in the quote "we all learn something new everyday".

  • SteveAndBelle on 28/02/2017 - 09:45
    +17

    Does Daenerys make an appearance?

    • nightelves on 28/02/2017 - 09:58
      +2

      I'll only buy it if Daenerys is in as well

    • Stingray on 28/02/2017 - 10:28
      +10

      I hope not, what is this..human sex calendar?

      • nightelves on 28/02/2017 - 12:18
        -2

        She is the Queen of Dragons after all and this is a calendar about dragons.

        • Kangal on 28/02/2017 - 16:33
          +1

          Yeah, her scenes were in CGI but had to be removed.
          Fret not, as Smaug makes an appearance wearing some sultry lederhosen ; )

  • Kugz on 28/02/2017 - 09:49

    … I don't think this is against the rules. I'm so confused in many many ways.

    Thanks OP bought 20 for Christmas gifts!

    • Jaduqimon on 28/02/2017 - 09:52
      +2

      since next year isnt a leap year just tell them to +1 to the dates and they will have the 2018 calendar.

  • kahn on 28/02/2017 - 09:52
    +23

    Excellent. This will replace my 2016 Tentacle Sex calendar.

  • ranma on 28/02/2017 - 09:52
    +39

    Will this help me in my search for the Dragon Balls?

  • cornbeef on 28/02/2017 - 09:53

    Looks like October is fock a T-Rex month.

    • Scrooge McDuck on 28/02/2017 - 13:26
      +1

      What's with the anatomy of the top dragon?

      The bum is visible so where's the tail?

      And that wing looks wonky!

  • branners on 28/02/2017 - 09:54
    +6

    Does it have Bluetooth?

    • strangeloops66 on 28/02/2017 - 10:47
      +1

      Blueteeth…

      • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2017 - 12:46
        +1

        Blue ballz

  • bchliu on 28/02/2017 - 09:57
    +4

    2 full months already into 2017.. Most other calendars are 80% off by now..

    • kurisu on 28/02/2017 - 13:17
      +2

      You could buy it now and save it until 2023 (when the calendar dates will be the same as 2017). Then you'd get a whole year out of it.

    • pikapika on 01/03/2017 - 02:37

      True..But it's dragons..come on!

  • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2017 - 10:00
    -5

    LOL WHAT

    umm Dragon Sex, you're into some strange s**t

    • airzone on 28/02/2017 - 11:52
      +6

      Welcome to the internet.

  • j4ck on 28/02/2017 - 10:01

    Wow…

  • Axelstrife on 28/02/2017 - 10:03
    +29

    What the fk where you searching for to find this?

    • Stingray on 28/02/2017 - 10:14
      +32

      can't a guy explore his interest without being judged?..

      also i dunno, it popped up in my recommended items after… some personal time

      • scrimshaw on 28/02/2017 - 12:55
        +5

        Welcome to rule 34

    • theHMASfriendship on 28/02/2017 - 11:01
      +2

      Hey! I thought this was a safe place free from judgement.

      • [Deactivated] on 02/03/2017 - 04:43

        Clearly not:

        Mod: Removed unnecessary description

  • pikapika on 28/02/2017 - 10:04
    +1

    And what were you looking up to find this in the first place?

    • airal3rt on 28/02/2017 - 14:16

      Tom DeLonge reaction GIF is best GIF

  • bdl on 28/02/2017 - 10:05

    Is this a games of throne

  • MasterScythe on 28/02/2017 - 10:06

    Am I allowed to enjoy this non-ironically? :P

  • AlienC on 28/02/2017 - 10:07
    -1

    But it's the year of the rooster so shouldn't that be a cock sex calendar?

  • Overtime2000 on 28/02/2017 - 10:07

    did I just see a picture of a dragon fellating another dragon?

  • spendmoresavemore on 28/02/2017 - 10:09

    My dreams have come true…

  • markwen on 28/02/2017 - 10:10
    +8

    It might be creative and funny, but isn't the price a rip off? The cost should be less than $2.

    • Scab on 28/02/2017 - 10:21
      +29

      You think it's cheap hiring dragons for porn shots?

      • McFly on 28/02/2017 - 11:02
        +3

        The dragons aren't expensive… it's the insurance that does it.

        • Wonderfool on 28/02/2017 - 12:38
          +1

          And the set that's needed so people can actually fit the whole dragons in the camera.

        • Kangal on 28/02/2017 - 16:40

          @Wonderfool:
          I heard they used the Epic Red's Dragon M cameras… each costing at least $29,000!!

        • pikapika on 01/03/2017 - 02:39

          Especially if one fires off too quickly..

    • McFly on 28/02/2017 - 10:59
      +7

      For 23 bucks it's not only the dragons getting screwed!

    • BigTed on 28/02/2017 - 13:13

      Yep - the current price is just WAY too much for a gag gift.
      For a couple bucks, sure. For $23 - no way.

  • bargaino on 28/02/2017 - 10:11
    +1

    This offer has me reaching for related offer:
    https://www.amazon.com/Knock-WTF-Nifty-Notes/dp/1601063385/r…

  • Pratty on 28/02/2017 - 10:12

    This is bizarre!

  • Kamsi on 28/02/2017 - 10:12

    OMG, what a find a 2017 calender for 23 buck.

    • siuol on 28/02/2017 - 10:13
      +8

      Buy 3 for 69

      • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2017 - 10:18

        imagine 69 dragon sex

    • strangeloops66 on 28/02/2017 - 10:56

      23 buck to see some dragons f……fornicate.

  • Matt86 on 28/02/2017 - 10:19
    +3

    1109 clicks in 41 minutes? Must have a lot of Dragon Sex fans here..

    • BoomTetrisForJeff on 28/02/2017 - 11:29
      +13

      I'm a simple man, I see sex I click

      • McFly on 28/02/2017 - 11:32
        +3

        Isn't it the other way around?

        • Kangal on 28/02/2017 - 16:42

          I'm a see man, I simple sex I click….

  • Clear on 28/02/2017 - 10:21
    +4

    I clicked on this many times at work. What will the boss think?

    • Stingray on 28/02/2017 - 10:26
      +8

      depends if hes into dragon sex, you should ask him

  • Jamiea on 28/02/2017 - 10:28

    Thanks, bought 10.

  • bargaino on 28/02/2017 - 10:29
    +1

    I'm waiting for the Dreamworks-licenced Dragon-Donkey sex calendar.

    Still can't believe they have that in a kids' movie series. How is it physically achieved?

    • strangeloops66 on 28/02/2017 - 10:58
      +1

      Donkeys have long appendages.

      • Kangal on 28/02/2017 - 16:43

        I hear Donkey walks into his partner and does the deed from inside out.
        You're mind is now dirty, enjoy : )

    • Miss B on 28/02/2017 - 12:49
      +1

      Turkey baster.

  • Diji1 on 28/02/2017 - 10:37

    I bet that sicko that uses his Steam Link for le prawns has this on his wall!

  • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2017 - 10:39
    -3

    Any calendars with Dragon scat scenes?

  • siuol on 28/02/2017 - 10:54

    That really shows how you can train your dragons.

  • PLANT on 28/02/2017 - 10:59

    Ahhhh screw it!

  • McFly on 28/02/2017 - 11:01
    +1

    Reminds me of the time I went to the doctor about a burning sensation 'down there.'
    He told me to stop going to the dragon brothel…

  • strangeloops66 on 28/02/2017 - 11:03
    +7

    Gives a new meaning to Enter the Dragon.

    • pikapika on 28/02/2017 - 11:07
      +1

      Or unleash the dragon

      • Kangal on 28/02/2017 - 16:44
        +1

        How to "train" your Dragon?

        Oh, things are getting heated here!!

  • highdealer on 28/02/2017 - 11:09
    -4

    I thought pornography material was ban on ozbargain…

    • Stingray on 28/02/2017 - 11:17

      Had a quick check and it says 'No Adult Websites' and this is from amazon
      Its like the 'adult toys' from catchoftheday not being against the rules

      • highdealer on 28/02/2017 - 11:25

        So i can post this NSFW then…

        • Stingray on 28/02/2017 - 11:35

          I think so, why not?

      • McFly on 28/02/2017 - 11:36

        My post last year for "Various Cup Sizes Realistic Silicone Artificial Boobs" (don't judge me!) from a general retail web-site (ie. not an adult site) was banned…

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