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2017 Dragon Sex Calendar US $16.95 Shipped (~$23 AUD) @ Amazon

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Half price, usually US$20. Shipping ended up being AUD$9.40 so total of AUD$22.93 for me

A perfect gag gift or for someone to enjoy in private, no judgement here.

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        • +1

          was there a sale?

        • +4

          @Stingray: 30% off! Have you ever seen fake boobs for 30% off?! I haven't.

    • Yes, pornography is banned while depictions of horrible, devastating violence (video games, movies, tv) doesn't even cause a blink ;)

      • Such are the times we live in. I was watching AvE's recent video thinking "grow up man, it's only a vibe"

  • +1

    OzBarg…… Come for the discount food & travel, stay for the dragon sex calendars :)

  • +3

    A roaring deal.

    • Oh boy …

  • Rule 34

  • +1

    There is a slideshow of all the months on this page -> http://www.dragonsexcalendar.com/

    Yes, there is such a website LOL

    • Amy the actual #4 customer…

  • how. wha whahow how is this a bargain or even something that got to the front page. ITS DRAGONS HAVING SEX WHATS GOING ON OZB

    like, im pretty sure we are the type of community that wouldn't even get this many upvotes if it was free calendars.. yet dragons having sex seem to make it worth $23 l0l

  • +1

    Da faq??????

    "You are nothing if you havnt mastered dragon style!!"

    Lol I'm still in awe. Haha.

    • +3

      How many of us have spent hours trying to master "Double Dragon?"
      Oh to be young again…

      • +1

        If being doubled by dragons makes you feel young again then go for it bud.

        Be prepared for the ring of fire ;)

  • thought it was some kinda brand or name.. DRAGON SEX!
    but seeing so many positive, it gotta be good! not disappointed! lol

  • -3

    stupid joke and hardly a good deal

    • +20

      I found the person who received one of these at their work Christmas party.

    • +3

      I actually find it funny, but I couldn't call myself an OzBargainer if I didn't neg such a terribly overpriced "deal".

      This isn't OzUnclejokes.com.au

  • +1

    so how did you find this exactly?

  • +2

    somehow i feel an urge to make a comment in this thread…

    also,

    Mod: Removed unnecessary description
    we really want to know what was that "unnecessary desc"

  • This would be a great secret Santa gift - wish it was 2018

  • this discussion is dragon on a bit

  • Relevant movies:

    Fist of the dragon
    Enter Three Dragons
    Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger
    Double Dragon
    The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
    How to Train Your Dragon
    Dungeons & Dragons
    The Reluctant Dragon
    Daughter of the Dragon
    Dragonslayer
    Dragon Hunters
    Dragon Fury
    Enter the Dragon
    The Twin Dragons
    Valley of the Dragons
    Black Dragon
    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny
    The Dragon Ring

    • First one sounds relevant, others not so much.

      • +1

        Really?

        • Dragons fisting each other, definitely relevant.

      • +1

        Do they even have fists?

  • the f even is a dragon sex calendar, what kinds of shit doe people even make nowadays

  • +1

    how is a 23 dollar calendar a bargain, in the 3rd month of the year, and by the time it gets here from the US will be the fourth?

  • Reminds me of Big Earl in Starsky and Hutch

  • Puff the magic dragon, the part you dont learn about in school….

  • Rhydon on muh Dragonite

  • Something to do with the furry fandom i'm assuming

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom

  • MY EYES.

  • -1

    As a Hanzo main, I like this.

    竜が我が敵を喰らう

  • +1

    I love me some animal porn.

    You've gotta be very careful with oral though if you have sharp fangs. One accident and you lose it.

  • And i came across this in my recommendations:
    50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! (Health AlternaTips) https://www.amazon.com/dp/148259143X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_NNvT…

  • Look, funny and all… But $23 isn't really a cheap joke. Spend the money on a charity calendar instead if you want to throw away this much money.

    Hey, it can even be just as funny if you're creative. Personally would recommend the Whimsical Woodsman calendar.

  • Paper calendars… Jesus, do you people even know what the internet's for??

    There are tons of FREE streaming sites that give you all the dragon nudity you could want (as if there's a limit!)

    And they say we don't need full speed FTTP Nbn…

  • Is this considered NSFW? Or only if I work with / on dragons?

  • This is significant.

  • My mechanic has one of these hanging in his garage

  • So I went ahead and ordered one for a joke present. I clearly didn't think it through.

    I usually give joke presents at xmas, what good is a 2017 calendar in December 2017?
    My Parcel app picked up the tracking details and is flashing Dragon Sex calendar alerts up on my phone and watch.

  • No Band28, sorry, not interested

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