Multifunctional Outdoor Survival Bracelet Paracord Survival Gear
.Adjustable branded bracelet with fire starter, whistle and compass
.The built-in compass can navigate your trail without getting lost.
.Occassions: camping, hiking and hunting.
The review link : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h7x7evjjv0
There's only one way you're sneaking this inside, brother; inside! ;)
Shows $1.29 plus $0.48 (USD) shipping for me. What am I missing?
Don't ever let anybody tell you you're not cool when you're sporting one of these. You be you.
I'll be me. It's the best of the available options at the moment.
Here is a review for those of you who may find it helpful. I actually got this link from an ad on the OP's site. Note - mild language warnings.
The reviewer takes a while but eventually gets to the point:
https://youtu.be/-Iqwq1PTIQk?t=499
If you want to see reviews of some of the other items they start at 6m50s
Getting locked up next week hopefully I can get past the prison guards with this so I can survive first day pranks (flushing head in toilet, dropping soap etc) and break out