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Homemaker Vacuum Pump $0.02 @ Kmart

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Homemaker Vacuum Pump $0.02 @ Kmart
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nocaro on 19/02/2016 - 12:52 files.ozbargain.com.au (2666 clicks)
Last edited 19/02/2016 - 13:11 by 1 other user

About 20 left at Marrickville Metro.

I don't even have any use for this. Maybe owners of the Homemaker vacuum storage range will find it handy?

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  • treeman on 19/02/2016 - 12:55
    +4

    Got to love the description of how change was given at the bottom.

    So I take it you got it for free?

  • pakkapie on 19/02/2016 - 12:56
    +3

    So free if paying cash (rounds down to zero)?

  • sclarve on 19/02/2016 - 12:58
    +8

    Love how you buy it just because its free and don't have a use for it. Gold

    • mickeyjuiceman on 21/02/2016 - 07:06

      Typically moronic OB behaviour.

  • scrimshaw on 19/02/2016 - 13:00
    +15

    This sucks, doesn't it?

  • Abaddon on 19/02/2016 - 13:02
    +8

    Don't have a use for it… sure. Looks like something Austin Powers had lying around.

    • nocure on 19/02/2016 - 13:04

      Or Kim Kardashian.😁

      • Turd on 19/02/2016 - 13:05
        +7

        or salim mehajer

    • danyool on 19/02/2016 - 14:28
      +3

      "I'm telling you baby, that's not mine!"

  • Turd on 19/02/2016 - 13:06

    wat

  • shapers on 19/02/2016 - 13:06
    +2

    Damn, paid 25c a few months ago :(

  • rawm on 19/02/2016 - 13:07

    A real OzBargainer would use this as a cheap bait pump for worms.
    See: http://www.bcf.com.au/online-store/products/Wilson-30-EVA-Gr…

  • nocaro on 19/02/2016 - 13:09
    +2

    No the lady at the cashier took my 5 cents and I didn't want to argue (draw attention) over the rounding down of 2 cents. I guess her till will be 3 cents over at the end of the day :)

    • Turd on 19/02/2016 - 13:17

      Should have paid via amex, save 3cents

    • cloudy on 19/02/2016 - 14:05
      +10

      Should have bought 3, same price

  • futaris on 19/02/2016 - 13:21
    +9

    Can anyone give me their two cents worth on this?

    • Darkhour on 19/02/2016 - 13:29
      +4

      thats terrible…

    • Sick of This on 22/02/2016 - 21:33

      Dad! Stop getting on my favourite websites! You always DO this!!!

  • tin tin on 19/02/2016 - 13:30

    GST free too!

  • ifonlyiwasyounger on 19/02/2016 - 13:40

    Got me with "Vacuum Pump".
    Lost me with "Homemaker".

  • ccrap on 19/02/2016 - 13:44

    This reminds me of a custom number plate I saw the other day on a Supra: 53X-7OY

  • GregFiona on 19/02/2016 - 13:45

    Am I using it correctly?

  • chickentaste on 19/02/2016 - 13:56

    Honestly, it's not mine baby!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRF60xjaBYE

  • feihong on 19/02/2016 - 14:02
    +1

    It sounds strange but the best value for money for paying for this MAY NOT be arguing for this to be rounded down to 0 (due to the time involved in argument), but use your bankwest Qantas transaction card and paywave it.. 5QFF points (2-15c worth) per 2c transaction is a pretty good return!!

    EDIT: Yes anything divide by 0 gives you an infinite return on investment but it could be an interesting situation to try to pay with cash :D

  • inherentchoice on 19/02/2016 - 14:04

    Pay cash = free?

  • cloudy on 19/02/2016 - 14:05

    Can someone tell me its use?

    • GregFiona on 19/02/2016 - 14:10

      apart from the "normal" use described on the box in the pic?

    • cameldownunder on 19/02/2016 - 14:25

      get the air out of the vine bottle.

  • INFIDEL on 19/02/2016 - 15:30
    +1

    FREE ;-)

    Used self checkout, selecting cash did not work, staff member said just put the cash in, showed 20c paid, gave 20c change :-) (see receipt in link)

    About 50 left at Garden City, Brisbane.

    Now to find a use. Designed for use with their storage containers with silicon deal.

  • werty98 on 20/02/2016 - 10:16
    +1

    Diameter?

  • shroomish on 20/02/2016 - 14:52
    +2

    will this give me length or girth?

  • infinite on 20/02/2016 - 14:56

    Much cheaper than a Fleshlight !

  • [Deactivated] on 20/02/2016 - 14:57

    Has anybody tried using this item as a penis pump? Any thoughts?

    • INFIDEL on 20/02/2016 - 17:13
      +1

      Any thoughts?

      You really are desperate ;-)

      Have you seen the size of it! Compare the pump in the deal photo with the receipt. The outside diameter is about half the width of the receipt.

      Its inside diameter is just a bit bigger than a $1 coin & the plunger almost hits the opening when in use.

      Plus, there isn't much suction. (I tried it on a bottle, but it wouldn't suck. Seems air was entering pump around sides of bottle neck.)

      So if you have a penis no larger diameter than a $1 coin when erect & love having it pounded by a hard plastic plunger… enjoy.

      I was expecting a much larger device than what I found. Still haven't found a use for it. But it was free!

    • werty98 on 20/02/2016 - 18:53
      +1

      You should look for Familymaker brand then.

  • Food on 21/02/2016 - 14:40
    +1

    Heap on the shelf at West Lakes, didn't scan, not coming up in the system despite the 5c tag on the shelf

    • avgbowlofpho on 08/03/2016 - 08:07

      why didn't you go tell someone

      • Food on 08/03/2016 - 11:55
        +1

        I dids lol

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