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futaris commented on [Prime] Schleich - Black Forest Foal - $6.65 Delivered @ Amazon AU
Needs a throat lozenge. For when someone says they are a little hoarse.
19/07/2024 - 11:51
futaris replied to Cheap Gamer on [Used] Qantas Branded Boeing 737 Full Bar Cart + Drawers 84,000 Pts Delivered (Selected Postcodes Only) @ Qantas Marketplace
That's Bonza. They dug a hole for themselves. Tell 'em Dale.
04/07/2024 - 13:11
futaris replied to Jimothy Wongingtons on ANBERNIC RG35XXSP Retro Handheld Game Console 64GB - All Colours US$65.31 (~A$98.67) + Free AU Priority Shipping @ GeekBuying
That's mid. Mid-life crisis. What happens when you yak shave everything above?
29/05/2024 - 10:45
futaris replied to whitepuma on 9 Chicken Pieces, 2 Regular Chips & Regular Gravy $14.95 @ KFC (Online/App Required)
Don't blame the mute, or you might get [deaf threats](https://youtu.be/6MB2qg30pbE). Also, be careful of the taxi driver who asks if you're…
14/05/2024 - 08:59
futaris commented on Free 600ml Pepsi for Signing up to Red Royalty @ Red Rooster (App)
Guy at counter: You gonna order something, kid? Customer: Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab. Guy at counter: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you…
05/05/2024 - 15:05
futaris commented on The Loaded Shaker (1 Drink Bottle + 8 Sample Supplement Sachets) $0 + $9.95 Shipping @ Faction Labs
Let's see Paul Finch's cougar juice.
04/05/2024 - 15:09
futaris commented on [QLD,NSW,VIC,WA,ACT] $5 Big Dill Burger from Pattysmiths (Was $16.95) @ DoorDash
Quite a pickle you've got yourself into, there Morty.
04/05/2024 - 15:03
futaris commented on Free Delivery on Your First McDonald's Order @ Uber Eats
Help me, Obi-Wan McDonald, you're my only hope. https://trakt.tv/movies/family-guy-presents-something-something-something-dark-side-2009
03/05/2024 - 21:00
futaris commented on Samsung Strap for Galaxy Silicone Cover (Simpsons, BTS Butter, Marvel Icon) $1 + Delivery ($0 C&C/ In-Store) @ JB Hi-Fi
Didn't know Samsung made a silicone strap-on with elastic. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh Caught in a: Bad rom / bad romance /…
02/05/2024 - 14:37
futaris replied to smokenmirraz on Two-Day Passes from $71.10 (10% off, Was $79) to Australian Crypto Convention, 23-24 November, Sydney
Con the fruiterer. Now with Crypto. Coupla days, beautiful.
30/04/2024 - 18:25
futaris commented on [QLD,NSW,VIC,WA,ACT] Pickle Shake from Pattysmiths Burgers $1 + Fees @ DoorDash
I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom!
29/04/2024 - 21:32
futaris replied to Palomino on Oasis - Logo T-Shirt $4.98 + Delivery ($0 C&C/ in-Store) @ JB Hi-Fi
Stanger things have happened with the 20s. $20 and 20/20 vision of t-shirts
25/04/2024 - 19:05
futaris replied to Signet on [NSW] CordTech 10m 4-Outlet 10A Cable Reel $10 In-Store @ Bunnings Warehouse, Dural
In a cord dance with the dad joke league of puns, I approve and hand you this extension round of cable as your internet trophy.
18/04/2024 - 08:24
futaris commented on Adaptaflex Conduit 20mm RF20/BL/30M, 20mm X 30m Rhinoflex PVC Black $189 Shipped ($288 Elsewhere) + Surcharge @ IT Shopping
[Why date a contortionist?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VzsalqoLcY) Life uh, finds a way.
14/04/2024 - 11:03
futaris commented on ASRock Challenger OC Arc A770 16GB GDDR6 Graphics Card $489 + Delivery ($0 SYD C&C/ mVIP) + Surcharge @ Mwave
Iron Man has an ARC, and he was able to build it in a cave! With a box of scraps! 16 years ago!
08/04/2024 - 09:43
futaris commented on Converse Chuck 70 High Top Black Sneakers $99.99 + $15 Delivery ($0 C&C/ $150 Order) @ Platypus Shoes
My dad wore a pair of these in the 80's and the 50's. He told me some story about he bumped into my granddad in the local diner, just…
07/04/2024 - 17:20
futaris commented on Feather AS-D2S Double Edged Razor $194.79 Delivered @ Amazon JP via AU
There are good and bad consequences to the double-edged razor design.
07/04/2024 - 16:24
futaris commented on Up to 40% off Who Is Elijah Fragrances, Free Gifts with $123/$199 Spend + Delivery ($0 with $70 Order) e.g. NOMAD 100ml $125.30
[You mean, you have to use your hands?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGR5kMjdunM)
05/04/2024 - 12:50
futaris commented on [PS5] Spiderman 2 Digital (Japanese PSN Account Required to Redeem) - €6.33 (~A$10.68) + Card Fees @ ENEBA
Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice The juice is loose Supaidāman, Supaidāman Needs a japanese PSN…
05/04/2024 - 12:43
futaris commented on Miyoo Mini Plus Retro Handheld Game Console US$34.82 (~A$55.67) Delivered @ Factory Direct Collected AliExpress
just as an aside, the stock SD card generally comes with a roll of rick, for the built in video player.…
04/04/2024 - 11:29
futaris commented on Arctic F14 140mm Fan Black 5 Pack $29 + Shipping @ PC Case Gear
W. Big Fan.
02/04/2024 - 11:47
futaris replied to ldd-mn on Nintendo Switch OLED Console Neon (JPN Version) $410.28 Delivered @ Amazon JP via AU
Except for one small issue where Nintendo will remove the repo and apk from github
01/04/2024 - 12:26
futaris replied to The Value on Blue Snowball Professional USB Microphone $29 + Delivery ($0 In-Store/ C&C/ OnePass/ $55 Metro Order) @ Officeworks
When they both drop too far, Can you swing them to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
31/03/2024 - 12:23
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