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Free U by Kotex Ultrathins Sample

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"93% of you told us you don’t like that gross feeling you sometimes get when wearing a pad – you know, when you feel as if you’re walking like a cowboy!

That’s why our all new-Ultrathins are designed to keep you so dry and comfortable you’ll forget it’s there.

It’s time to ditch that gross feeling and grab your free sample!

Fill in your details below and your free sample will be on its way."

Please allow 4-6 weeks for your sample to arrive.

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  • +6

    Does it have GST?

  • -2

    Here starts the bloody Comments

  • Kotex gives you wiiings !

  • +1

    It's that time of the month.

  • +2

    keep the flow of comments coming

  • Thanks, OP.

  • thanks OP got some for my dog.

  • +7

    NOTICE: "There will be no more menstruation jokes, period."

    • -4

      Something smells fishy about this deal…..

      • YUCK!

      • -1

        Dude I think it's your sense of humour.. No really it stinks. Can you do anything about that?

    • +1

      you're being ovary-dramatic there

  • +1

    I really don't need this…

     

    Thanks OP, ordered 2!

  • +4

    I must be in the 7%…

    • I take it you like that gross feeling you sometimes get when wearing a pad then?

      • +4

        It's uncomfortable, sure, but better than being hit by a cricket ball.

    • What about when you are bowling? The pads must be a little awkward then?

  • +4

    "93% of you told us you don’t like that gross feeling you sometimes get when wearing a pad – you know, when you feel as if you’re walking like a cowboy!"

    Maybe 93% of correspondents were male.

    • 94% of you … might be an OB..? say you experience overnight freakage。。。

      to get freebies

  • didn't realised what it is before I clicked the link from the confirmation email..

  • Bought 3. One for the missus, one each for the kids.
    Thanks OP!

    • Yep, little too detailed - but fine in the grant scheme of things

  • I wonder how many positive votes this deal soaks up?

  • +1

    Dont know about you guys, but 4-6 week wait, don't you think this deal is rather raggy?

    • +1

      usually this deal seems to be on a monthly cycle

      • +1

        well that sort of depends how fluid the marketing team are at running them

  • +4

    Damn, too late for Mothers Day.

  • +2

    We're padding out the bargains today!

    • +2

      I can see, I tried to access the site, it was slow due to Heavy Load

      • +1

        That's a truck, or like, taking a dump. It's Heavy Flow

  • perfect size for tightarse

  • Toilet Paper Alternative

    • +1

      You know these aren't flushable right?

  • Thanks op got one for the Mrs. Pfft and she says I never get her anything

  • I'm a guy but still want these cuz their free…

    Earplugs

    • +2

      Do you mean earmuffs?

      c'mon - I had to

      • Earpads, their the new thing.

    • I hear they make good slippers?

  • +4

    Today's word of the day, 'misogyny' courtesy of OzBargain community

    • +2

      come back tomorrow when there's a condom post and we'll see what we can do for equalisation of discrimination

      • -1

        Yeah, I'll be all, smells like off yoghurt in a sock, and y'all be like, down vote. We'll all have a good time

    • I reckon you are giving too much credit here. Most of the responders wouldn't know the meaning of misogyny.

      Nope - it's more a reflection of OzB's naughty schoolboy demographic.

  • Take a look at the condoms posts then

  • Cause like, making jokes about yourself, is just like talking sht about someone else

  • +3

    What did the maxi pad say to the fart?

    "You are the wind beneath my wings…" :)

  • +1
  • Sweet deal, 2nd anniversary with the missus coming up, she will be chuffed!

    • No, I don't think these are meant to help against chafing

      • Damnit, well i guess it saves a few tissues, so not a complete waste.

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