Pete's Lotion may help you with:
• Stiff shoulder and joints
• Muscle and joint discomfort
• Muscle aches
• Sport injuries
• Lower back discomfort
• Body aches after exercise
Pete's Lotion may help you with:
• Stiff shoulder and joints
• Muscle and joint discomfort
• Muscle aches
• Sport injuries
• Lower back discomfort
• Body aches after exercise
Negged for this reason.
Unproven
Untested
No ingredients listed
Used by champion lawn bowlers
Sounds like Pete has bottled his personally produced happy lotion.
Helps you with your stiffy?
I can vouch for this for helping to relieve my stiff joint
Pete will knock you out a fresh batch while you wait…
So it helped with your localised swelling?
Not a good idea to name the lotion after a guy.. Fail!!
"Pete's Lotion may help you“
Alternatively, it may not.
How hard do you have to squeeze the snakes to get their oil?
How hard do you have to squeeze the snakes to get their oil?
Stroke them gently. That's the best way to extract their lotion.
Remember ingredients have to be listed in the order of Most to least:
Purified Water, Emulsifying Wax, Pacific Sea Salt, Tea Tree Hydrosol, Shea Butter, Devils Claw Extract, Glucosamine HCl (veg.), Safflower Oil, Coconut Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, Capsicum Extract, Magnesium Chloride, Camphor Oil, Wintergreen Oil, MSM (Methyl Sulphonyl Methane), Eucalyptus Oil, Arnica Oil, Peppermint Oil, Lavender Oil, Black Pepper Oil, Aromatic Preservative Blend, Cajeput Oil, Ginger Oil, Xanthan Gum, Rosemary Oil, Clove Bud Oil, Grapeseed Extract.
the 3 top ingredients are water, wax, and salt.
Makes sense; iodine and electrolytes can be absorbed by the skin when wet, so it could help locally….
Devils claw is the interesting one; its known to cause some pretty serious allergies. But also has some listed benefits if you're NOT allergic.
• Wintergreen Oil
• Arnica
• Lavender
• Aromatic Preservative Blend
• Ginger
• Rosemary
• Grapeseed
• Eucalyptus
• Peppermint
• Black Pepper
• Cajeput
• Xanthan Gum
• Clove Bud
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to the local 'hippie' store, to make my own for much cheaper; the ideas interesting, and my father might get some relief, but not at $40 for 250ml (or even half that)
Is this a marinade or a lotion?
If you replace the words "Pete's Lotion" with "Belting yourself in the head with a lump hammer", the ad is equally true. BYITHWALH-therapy might help with sports injuries and lower back pain; I don't know, there's been no scientific studies on it and I'm too chicken to try…
That's racist! - I mean, Oceanist!
In July 2008 he applied for an international patent.
How's that application going for you, Pete? Nearly 6 years now…
Spoon-fed media release on Medianet
“I get some arthritis, especially in my left ankle where I had an ankle fusion done. I take big quantities of krill oil every day, and rub in Pete’s Lotion.” “I’ve tested it for many years, you don’t need a lot, and it definitely helps.” Kerkow” declared at his interview with Queensland Bowler Magazine.
I'm guessing that the "big quantities of krill oil every day" are helping the most.
It's negative realists like you who give placebos a bad name!
;)
"Years of research led Pete to investigate and become a believer in what traditional Chinese medicine terms ‘Chi’ – the body’s endogenous electrical circuit. Using all natural ingredients known to stimulate and relax, he developed Pete’s Lotion, a cream that helps to reconnect the body’s electrical circuit where breakages have occurred."
i think i hear ducks …