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Durex 12 Pack 'Stand Proud' Bogan Condoms $3.35 (Coles Brunswick VIC Possibly Others)

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Durex 12 Pack 'Stand Proud' Bogan Condoms $3.35 (Coles Brunswick VIC Possibly Others)
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nexus4 on 04/02/2013 - 10:39 imgur.com (3977 clicks)

For those who get hard for their country, these are a bargain at $3.35 - normally Durex condoms will go for $7-$10 a pack. Get in quick before this deal blows out!

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    • Helmuth on 04/02/2013 - 13:05
      +4

      Han shot first!

        • Helmuth on 04/02/2013 - 13:34
          +8

          Are you sure? Isn't Hans from Die Hard? (A film about Viagra overdoses, apparently).

        • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 13:45

          You are absolutely correct, it is Han Solo. My apologies. Someone please neg my previous comment.

        • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 17:04
          -3

          I said "someone", not "everybody".

    • Bernhard on 05/02/2013 - 12:27

      This is you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJTCYdZTj2A

      • strangeloops66 on 19/02/2013 - 17:57

        Lol, I was thinking "This is so not me" until the Han/Hans part.

  • miscbrah on 04/02/2013 - 12:18
    +1

    lol'd at the term 'bogan condoms'

  • Brad002 on 04/02/2013 - 12:22

    Retain your bailer then impale her

    • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 12:50
      +1

      Number 125 on wog_ta's list.

  • notewar on 04/02/2013 - 12:27
    +7

    Im heading to OW for price match as im typing

    • Helmuth on 04/02/2013 - 12:28
      +31

      If they take off 10%, make sure it's not from the tip end.

      • dmc900 on 04/02/2013 - 12:39
        +3

        I reckon this was the 69th comment.

    • zerocritical on 04/02/2013 - 12:44
      +1

      You should head to HOUSE WORKS not office works.. :P

    • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 13:38
      +1

      Just head for the bubblewrap section.

      • kwaker on 04/02/2013 - 18:42
        +1

        i didnt think there was a way to make popping bubble wrap more fun but you just gave me the way :)

        • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 22:31

          If you are really dextrous, you can pop a single bubble at a time.

    • lostn on 05/02/2013 - 03:43

      Im heading to OW for price match as im typing

      Which office do you work in?

  • unrealtb on 04/02/2013 - 12:38
    +13

    Not like any of you guys would ever use something like this anyway… might as well take it off this website.

  • dmc900 on 04/02/2013 - 12:38
    +3

    Wonder if the person who posted this is using fresh avocado spread (above the condom on the docket) in their sexual practices. :)

    • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 12:54
      +3

      Let's hope it's not just the avocado that's spread.

    • wisc on 04/02/2013 - 13:22
      +2

      american pie style!

    • mini2 on 04/02/2013 - 14:31
      +1

      Why not? I suppose it can be a petroleum jelly based lubricant substitute.

  • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 13:39
    +2

    I've probably missed a bargain deal in another post, but this is fun!

  • TuxLovesAbargain on 04/02/2013 - 13:51
    +4

    It wouldn't be hard to go past this bargain

  • wxwsf on 04/02/2013 - 14:37
    +2

    any jumbo size?

    • Chthonic on 04/02/2013 - 15:02
      +5

      10cm isn't jumbo.

  • altomic on 04/02/2013 - 15:02
    +3

    come on Aussie, come on.

  • duchy on 04/02/2013 - 15:28
    +1

    Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

    OI, OI, OI !!!

    • The Quote Train on 04/02/2013 - 18:54
      +1

      What does that even mean…

      • ThadtheChad on 04/02/2013 - 21:51
        +5

        The guy wearing it says "Aussie aussie aussie" with every stroke…

        … the "receiver" on the other end of the condom says "oi oi oi" with every thrust.

  • shmahoo on 04/02/2013 - 15:32
    +2

    My friends really ribbed me when they found out I bought from this deal

  • Derrick Crane on 04/02/2013 - 15:59
    +1

    Has there ever been a deal on Ozbargain which has attracted so many positive votes on the comments?

    • shmahoo on 04/02/2013 - 16:32
      +8

      Yeah, usually you don't semeny bad puns on these types of posts either. But there is quite often an explosion of positive votes, almost as if the entire ozbargain community has been building up to one of these posts before they release their positives and comments.

      I don't think I can manage any more, but give me half an hour and I might be up to the challenge again.

  • simprosimple on 04/02/2013 - 16:08
    +1

    The Comments Are Hilarious

  • simprosimple on 04/02/2013 - 16:12

    Aui, Aui, Aui… Aussie Condom Style !
    Sexy Ladyyy …

  • subywagon on 04/02/2013 - 17:21
    +2

    No bargain. I just re-use Woolies plastic shopping bags. They're free.

  • gccmelb on 04/02/2013 - 17:46
    +3

    Hope this deal doesn't go soft.

    • bryans on 04/02/2013 - 19:16
      +10

      Its premature to think that

      • shmahoo on 04/02/2013 - 19:18
        +1

        I'd love to + that post many many times, but I've already +'d it once, and I don't think I've got it in me to + it again

      • gccmelb on 04/02/2013 - 21:13
        +2

        Yes one must harden up!

  • shmahoo on 04/02/2013 - 17:58
    +3

    is there anyone who can come up with a pun containing the word "flaccid" ?

    • gccmelb on 04/02/2013 - 21:14
      +3

      Sales must have been flaccid!

  • yjm on 04/02/2013 - 19:35
    +1

    Meh… I don't use this stuff.

  • drsplodge on 04/02/2013 - 19:46
    +1

    Funniest deal ever! This deal might start a trend lol…

  • bryans on 04/02/2013 - 20:59
    +1

    Do these have sweat holes?

    • King Tightarse on 04/02/2013 - 21:15
      +3

      Well if friction is a problem, perhaps sir would be interested in our range of velcro-attached condoms…

  • DEvok on 04/02/2013 - 21:03
    +2

    I went to coles hurstvile and it says $7!??

    • cbpeh1 on 04/02/2013 - 21:14
      +9

      since you are there, u might as well bring it to the counter and ask for a price check.

  • BH1 on 04/02/2013 - 21:48
    +4

    U horny buggers are still dropping puns. Lolll I love it.

  • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 22:28

    What's Coles' return policy like?

    • ozgriff on 04/02/2013 - 22:46
      +12

      Get you girlfriend to buy them, that way they can be returned on 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' policy.

      • Josh81 on 07/02/2013 - 02:21

        LOL! Great comment. :)

    • rekabkram on 04/02/2013 - 22:49
      +2

      Coles might be weird with you about it.
      Stick them up on eBay, 12 durex condoms each only used once - near perfect condition.

  • HTID09 on 04/02/2013 - 22:59

    So these come in just one size fit all? Serious question here folks…

    • rekabkram on 04/02/2013 - 23:06
      +5

      Condoms come in a variety of sizes from the generously named 'extra tight','regular','large' and 'magnum'.

      Extra tight is around 48mm nominal width

      Regular is around 52mm nominal width

      Large is around 56mm nominal width

      Magnum or Max Fit is around 60mm nominal width

      If the condom hurts while in use or leaves a ring indentation around the base then it is too small.

      If the condom is slipping off and not tight on your member then it is too big.

      If you are in need of a lot of condoms then check out www.condomcountry.com.au for bulk purchases (144 bulk packs).
      Now that all of that serious is out of the way can we please get back to puns (unless you have any more serious questions).

      • danyool on 05/02/2013 - 01:02

        Wow - 144 condoms, that should nearly last the honeymoon!! How long is the expiry likely to be? Also, any idea of shipping? Couldn't see without signing up. Initial prices look pretty good(~$35/144) but could be ruined by shipping.

        Caution!! That website doesn't just sell condoms!! (But while buying in bulk http://www.condomcountry.com.au/wet-stuff-wet-stuff-gold-per…)

        • rekabkram on 05/02/2013 - 01:09

          Shipping was around $13-$14 for me when I just tried it although that may change from person to person. Free shipping is quite high ~$150.

          I bought a box around Christmas and its expiry is 31-May-2016.

          Very sorry I didn't think to put a warning on the website, I assumed that anyone that would be looking at condoms wouldn't be offended by the nature of the site, but in I should have in hindsight.

        • danyool on 05/02/2013 - 01:12

          Ok thanks.

          PS. Not offended, but wasn't expecting the other "oh - that's interesting" few products on the first page.

        • Derrick Crane on 05/02/2013 - 09:31
          +4

          144? That's gross.

        • shmahoo on 12/02/2013 - 15:07

          actually, it's a gross of gross (old imperial measurement)

  • tyler.durden on 05/02/2013 - 02:51
    -1

    In the spirit of ozbargain

    Why pay for condoms
    when glad wrap will do.

    • knackers on 05/02/2013 - 17:36

      i use bread instead.. economical and delicious

  • Geewhizz on 05/02/2013 - 07:23

    $2.78 at my local Coles

  • BH1 on 05/02/2013 - 07:47

    Well if they do get used for the original purpose, I guess they could used as water bombs or balloons at the next birthday party :)

    • shmahoo on 12/02/2013 - 15:09

      or around Bay 13 at the cricket as aerial amusement !

  • Associatedtohara @ Coles on 05/02/2013 - 11:07
    +8

    Real men pull out

  • [Deactivated] on 05/02/2013 - 12:54

    Not a bargain, while you can get free from sexual clinic.

    http://www.mshc.org.au/general/About/tabid/196/Default.aspx

    Free condoms, lubricant, dental dams and needle and syringe program

    • strangeloops66 on 06/02/2013 - 11:19

      Now I know what a dental dam is. Ozbargain is so educational.

  • Koolbargain on 05/02/2013 - 13:18
    +1

    What's ironic is that Bogans usually have 50 kids to claim benefits from Centrelink. Especially those underage ones that work at KFC.

    • PlagueistheCheap on 08/02/2013 - 18:33

      Don't you know? You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex!

  • reds4eva on 05/02/2013 - 16:23

    Don't need them. I just tell the missus to bite the pillow, i'm going in dry

  • knackers on 05/02/2013 - 17:25

    I like to blow my hard earned on inviting, yet often regrettable transactions.

  • spy on 05/02/2013 - 23:20
    +2

    100 ppl have now rooted for this deal….

  • Josh81 on 07/02/2013 - 02:22

    Yay! Lifetime supply for a few bucks. :)

  • roddy84 on 07/02/2013 - 08:39

    I hope they do a talk like a pirate day condon special.

  • shmahoo on 12/02/2013 - 15:08

    the least we can do is rise for the national anthem, wearing these

  • bogan on 19/03/2013 - 16:01

    Represent!

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